Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.
I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.
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Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.
I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.
Then the stock boy proceeded to remove my Pants and my pink lace panties i stole from OB.
I scratched my head a bit about the gang valve, but quickly googled it on my phone. So I went home to my aquarium and got it, but also brought my sucker fish as a bonus.
Then I stuck my sucker fish on her left nipple. The stock boy sucked on the right one.
We fill the mower with gas. She grabs hold and we are off. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
We got pulled over on the way there, she couldn't keep her hands off me.
I screamed bout loud when I saw the lights
"Oh, you evil bastard! This your work. You better take care of me, Lord, 'cause if you don't you'll have me on your hands!"
The cop said, "thanks for bringing home my baby," and bashed me to make a good show for his manhood. Now, my face is on Court TV.
I picked you up and dropped you off in the ghetto to get fixed up. Found a nice hooker, got a bj and pushed her out the car as I drove back by her corner. You were standing there with a bandage on your head and a blunt in your mouth giving me the middle finger.
This reminded me of that time when my uncle used to scratch my little brothers anus with his middle finger, well... my "little brother" weighted 400 pounds and was 45 years old. 300 pounds were his actual weight, the other 100 pounds were a horrible fungus infection at the place of scratching
^^Ban him