Finish The Story

[Capebuffalo]

Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.


I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.

[Couchlockd]

I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.

Once I got there, I had a hard time removing her bra. Had to get help from stock boy.

[Capebuffalo]

Once I got there, I had a hard time removing her bra. Had to get help from stock boy.

The stock boy said follow me into the back. I have just the thing to get her bra off.

[MuscleScience]

Then the stock boy proceeded to remove my Pants and my pink lace panties i stole from OB.

[Couchlockd]

Then the stock boy proceeded to remove my Pants and my pink lace panties i stole from OB.

He said, theres one problem, her nips are pierced, we are going to need a gang valve. Keep him tied up till we finish

[Proximal]

I scratched my head a bit about the gang valve, but quickly googled it on my phone. So I went home to my aquarium and got it, but also brought my sucker fish as a bonus.

[Obs]

Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.


I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.

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[BG]

Then I stuck my sucker fish on her left nipple. The stock boy sucked on the right one.

[Capebuffalo]

Then I stuck my sucker fish on her left nipple. The stock boy sucked on the right one.

I said hey. Wait a damn minute. It’s my damn milk. I want to speak with the manager about this.

[Proximal]

I said hey. Wait a damn minute. It’s my damn milk. I want to speak with the manager about this.

The manager came out & listened. He finally smiled & winked & said, that's what the gang valve is for.

[KennyJ]

The manager came out & listened. He finally smiled & winked & said, that's what the gang valve is for.

I woke up from my dream and realized I had plenty of milk in the fridge so I..........

[Obs]

I woke up from my dream and realized I had plenty of milk in the fridge so I..........

Drank it and went to the store to buy some milk.

[Capebuffalo]

Drank it and went to the store to buy some milk.

On the way back to the store I ran into a guy I had dent seen in years. I asked what are you doing here?

[MuscleScience]

On the way back to the store I ran into a guy I had dent seen in years. I asked what are you doing here?

He said looking for the guy that stole OB’s pretty pink panties, as he wants a pair too.

[Couchlockd]

He said looking for the guy that stole OB’s pretty pink panties, as he wants a pair too.

"I should have called the cops " he said "there was a guy riding around a beat up yard machines lawnmower in a speedo with a shotgun slung over his shoulder doing donuts in the parking lot.

[Capebuffalo]

"I should have called the cops " he said "there was a guy riding around a beat up yard machines lawnmower in a speedo with a shotgun slung over his shoulder doing donuts in the parking lot.

So I came up behind the guy and hit hi in the head with a 2 x 4 and jumped on the lawnmower and headed downtown.

[KennyJ]

So I came up behind the guy and hit hi in the head with a 2 x 4 and jumped on the lawnmower and headed downtown.

Lawnmower ran out of gas so I’m walking back to the store to get gas, oh and a gallon of milk.

[Couchlockd]

Lawnmower ran out of gas so I’m walking back to the store to get gas, oh and a gallon of milk.

I made the Backpage tranny I picked up push the mower. She slipped fell and tore her thigh highs.

[Capebuffalo]

I made the Backpage tranny I picked up push the mower. She slipped fell and tore her thigh highs.

We fill the mower with gas. She grabs hold and we are off. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[Couchlockd]

We got pulled over on the way there, she couldn't keep her hands off me.
I screamed bout loud when I saw the lights
"Oh, you evil bastard! This your work. You better take care of me, Lord, 'cause if you don't you'll have me on your hands!"

[Quester]

The cop said, "thanks for bringing home my baby," and bashed me to make a good show for his manhood. Now, my face is on Court TV.

[BG]

I picked you up and dropped you off in the ghetto to get fixed up. Found a nice hooker, got a bj and pushed her out the car as I drove back by her corner. You were standing there with a bandage on your head and a blunt in your mouth giving me the middle finger.

[Fiskevatten]

This reminded me of that time when my uncle used to scratch my little brothers anus with his middle finger, well... my "little brother" weighted 400 pounds and was 45 years old. 300 pounds were his actual weight, the other 100 pounds were a horrible fungus infection at the place of scratching

[Quester]

^^Ban him