Offend me for my b-day!

[Fiskevatten]

My b-day is coming up and I thought that we could bring some laughs through pain!
Write your most offensive line to me in any word you'd like (if admin allows it)

I'm also writing an offensive gift-book, so I might use the line there and share it here when it's done!

[Obs]

I thought you were gay but now I am thinking you are bisexual. Hard to tell from your posts.

[MuscleScience]

I’ve seen bigger pecs on ten year olds...

[almostgone]

Hmm, you're getting older and your feet don't match.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so hopefully you're offended......

[Couchlockd]

You Fred durst looking limp Bizkit reject.

[Proximal]

Hmm, you're getting older and your feet don't match.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so hopefully you're offended......

Jesus AG, you got leprosy?

[almostgone]

Jesus AG, you got leprosy?

Nail removal and cauterization of 2 fingers after the initial damage. Had bandages on all day at work in the pic, so it hadn't had time to breathe.

[AR's King Silabolin]

My b-day is coming up and I thought that we could bring some laughs through pain!
Write your most offensive line to me in any word you'd like (if admin allows it)

I'm also writing an offensive gift-book, so I might use the line there and share it here when it's done!

What u mean by B-day ya skinny-most-stupid-nick-in-the-world wannaby Viking? Your lowlife posts shame all scandinavians and make us all look bad for the americans. I hate thinking of we share the same bloodlines. Your just a horny asianfucking antibodybuilder most likely HIVinfected!

Those this cut it bro?

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[Obs]

Nail removal and cauterization of 2 fingers after the initial damage. Had bandages on all day at work in the pic, so it hadn't had time to breathe.

All that from 100 lb plate!?

[Proximal]

Had bandages on all day at work in the pic, so it hadn't had time to breathe.

Appreciate the exchange of oxygen, my lungs feel violated.

[Obs]

You ok fisk?

[almostgone]

All that from 100 lb plate!?

Si'...2 fingers got sandwiched between some of the 100lb plates on my leg press plate tree. I should've stripped the trees before moving my leg press but I wasn't moving it far, so I was just going to bulldog it to move it.
Basically, this old man slips, fingers found the pinch point, then my bodyweight hits the outer plates and drives them into my fingers.


Figured posting a pic of it would offend Fiskevatten, and the rest is history.

[almostgone]

All that from 100 lb plate!?

I started to post this to offend, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

Pelosi/ Cortez, that's just repulsive.....ugh.

[Fiskevatten]

Hmm, you're getting older and your feet don't match.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so hopefully you're offended......

What the actual F*CK is that! If I would offend myself here I'd say that is of my fingers look after I finger my own ass

[Fiskevatten]

What u mean by B-day ya skinny-most-stupid-nick-in-the-world wannaby Viking? Your lowlife posts shame all scandinavians and make us all look bad for the americans. I hate thinking of we share the same bloodlines. Your just a horny asianfucking antibodybuilder most likely HIVinfected!

Those this cut it bro?

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This cracked my whole family up, spot on!

[Couchlockd]

Hmm, you're getting older and your feet don't match.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so hopefully you're offended......

Holy sheep shit AG!

I thought you posted a picture if "krokodil fingers" then I see, they are actually your fingers

I thought the smashing between plates was just fooling around with us.

Jesus, how's that feel now?

[Quester]

Just tell me about yourself. I'll record it and play it back for you.

[Beetlegeuse]

I thought you were gay but now I am thinking you are bisexual. Hard to tell from your posts.

With a face like that, do you think it matters? (hint: probably still a virgin, with few prospects ...except his younger brother)

With a face like that I'd bet he has to sneak up on a glass of water. Probably can't get puppies and kittens to play with him unless he ties røkt laks around his neck first.

I'll bet that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

[KennyJ]

Hmm, you're getting older and your feet don't match.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so hopefully you're offended......

Dammit man we have antibiotics these days lol.

[almostgone]

Holy sheep shit AG!

I thought you posted a picture if "krokodil fingers" then I see, they are actually your fingers

I thought the smashing between plates was just fooling around with us.

Jesus, how's that feel now?

It's getting better, just takes a little time.

[almostgone]

Dammit man we have antibiotics these days lol.

I'm still on them!

[Proximal]

Fiskevatten? Is that the new line of living room furniture from IKEA? If so, it looks like Deadpool's blind roommate put you together.

[Fiskevatten]

With a face like that, do you think it matters? (hint: probably still a virgin, with few prospects ...except his younger brother)

With a face like that I'd bet he has to sneak up on a glass of water. Probably can't get puppies and kittens to play with him unless he ties røkt laks around his neck first.

I'll bet that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

Getting better! C'mon guys, I though you all had an arsenal of pent up aggression dying to get out in words^^ Especially the king of offensive posts Obs!
Sila and Beet is in the lead!
Almostgone has some sympathy points for those damn fingers lol

[Old Duffer]

Cuck much?

[BG]

Pattaya............I thought that was a fucking fruit!

[kelkel]

It's getting better, just takes a little time.

Can't heal leprosy.

[Couchlockd]

Can't heal leprosy.

Or infection from T-Virus

[Obs]

You are a wonderful member of the community and look ripped.
By that I mean we need someone to make fun of and your asshole is so tampered you could smuggle a watermelon out of california.

[Couchlockd]

I read he's 5'7" on other posts

I'm baffled by that.

I did not know they stacked shit that high these days