Gonna see 4 x 10 km males cross country skiing world cup?

Lol..this is our superbowl. Our heroes are supposed to win and beat the russian team.
But i guess you morans never ever saw one goddam crosscountry race.
You know, your female team came in 5 th i think.
But i dont think u guys were able to find 4 males who could do this lol
Its starts in one hour.
Maybe its a little chance Fox will air it though lol.
But there is a canadian dude..Alex Harvey..who are able to nail top 6. But dont think their team has a chance.
Our quickest guy is Johannes Klabo. He just lives 3 km away from me.
He is a norwegian hero and already got two gold medals in this championship!

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Wow. ..the american team is in front..then russia and Norway. ..omg

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Ok first exchange. Russia, norway germany and usa 5 seconds behing

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2. Leg..a dude named Patterson figths for usa. Stil hanging on..6 th place..just 2 secs behind

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15 km..4 nations in the lead. Russia norway finland and sweden. Patterson and usa 5 seconds behind now.

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2 exchange. Norway russia finland.....usa like 10th...90 seconds behind lol

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Last leg start. Russia and Norway in the lead.
Finland lost it last part ..and is 17 secs behind. Sweden. Then France. Germany.
USA way behind. Dont know how far cause they are off camera and aering now lol

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Norway won. Klaebo crushed the russian dude. 40 secs.
France third. Then Finland.

USA stil in the forrest lol. Guess USA will not cross the line today lol

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I tried those cross-country skis once, too damn tricky for my taste. Do they test for AAS, I'm guessing EPO is prevalent?

I bet the Americans were originally from Canada, doubt any “native” American would waste their life training for something so dumb. ;)

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I bet the Americans were originally from Canada, doubt any “native” American would waste their life training for something so dumb. ;)

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"Real" Americans would be on a 4 wheeler or snowmobile! :)

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Hehe...ur just angree cause your team is stil in the forrest lol

Anyway...we dont understand why not americans take this seriously. Now with that statement it seems like americans think its enbarrasin to train for this lol

Also think soccer is a waist of Oxygen?

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I tried those cross-country skis once, too damn tricky for my taste. Do they test for AAS, I'm guessing EPO is prevalent?

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Oyea. As we speak 4 is taken by the Police in Austria for EPO. Police cause its not alloved and can give u 10 years. One of them was caugth with a needle in his arm. One policeoffiser put that on social media.
Two from Austria, one from Germany and one from Kasakhstan.
Its mostly EPO skiiers try todrug them selves with.

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...But i guess you morans never ever saw one goddam crosscountry race....

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When us morans want to go that far in the snow, we generally use an engine.

Soccer is gay as aids.

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Soccer is gay as aids.

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I think baseball is gay. Come on man..we hit little balls with sticks in childschools....Basketball is for Nwordguys only.
We play hockey. The swedes and finns are far better than the usa.

Only thing u got is NFL. Thats cool.

And some quick runners and swimmers. But swimmers are gay for real.

Like your army though:)

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Oyea. As we speak 4 is taken by the Police in Austria for EPO. Police cause its not alloved and can give u 10 years. One of them was caugth with a needle in his arm. One policeoffiser put that on social media.
Two from Austria, one from Germany and one from Kasakhstan.
Its mostly EPO skiiers try todrug them selves with.

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Damn. 10 years for EPO? Even a first offense?

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Damn. 10 years for EPO? Even a first offense?

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Well. Norwegian news said the rules in Austria were a maximum of ten years in prison for abuse of PEDs in sports.
Thats why the cops raided their hotel, not just the anti-drug-hunters.

Agree though...that would be inzane to put a young man in prison for 10 years cause he manipulated his own blood through a licenced doctor.

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I think baseball is gay. Come on man..we hit little balls with sticks in childschools....Basketball is for Nwordguys only.
We play hockey. The swedes and finns are far better than the usa.

Only thing u got is NFL. Thats cool.

And some quick runners and swimmers. But swimmers are gay for real.

Like your army though:)

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Why the hell would anyone watch a buch of 130lb fags pretend to be hurt?

What is an "Nwordguy"?

Basketball is gay for the same reason soccer is. Buncha fake ass foul calling pussies.
Baseball is real. No acting and no scrawny bitches.

I wish they would ban your ass.
You are a fat bag of shit.

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Why the hell would anyone watch a buch of 130lb fags pretend to be hurt?

What is an "Nwordguy"?

Basketball is gay for the same reason soccer is. Buncha fake ass foul calling pussies.
Baseball is real. No acting and no scrawny bitches.

I wish they would ban your ass.
You are a fat bag of shit.

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Einstein..ur so dumb. U make me think my apple has IQ 120.
Basket is for afroamerican looking fellas

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Well. Norwegian news said the rules in Austria were a maximum of ten years in prison for abuse of PEDs in sports.
Thats why the cops raided their hotel, not just the anti-drug-hunters.

Agree though...that would be inzane to put a young man in prison for 10 years cause he manipulated his own blood through a licenced doctor.

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Really shows you, even with penalties as stiff as that, the lengths athletes will go in order to succeed.

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I think baseball is gay. Come on man..we hit little balls with sticks in childschools.......

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Step up to home plate and let Randy Johnson throw a baseball at you at 165 kph that he aims to miss your chin by just 5 cm, and all you've got to hide behind is that stick.

Then you'll see how gay it is.

Unless he misses. Then you won't see anything except stars (followed by a paramedic standing over you).

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Step up to home plate and let Randy Johnson throw a baseball at you at 165 kph that he aims to miss your chin by just 5 cm, and all you've got to hide behind is that stick.

Then you'll see how gay it is.

Unless he misses. Then you won't see anything except stars (followed by a paramedic standing over you).

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Who the fuck is Randy Johnson? In Norway Randy is a female name.
Gotta come up with something better dog...

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Who the fuck is Randy Johnson? In Norway Randy is a female name.
Gotta come up with something better dog...

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Do you guys do criquette or anything similar to baseball? Rugby instead of football?

Sounds very homosexual in nature...
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Norway won. Klaebo crushed the russian dude. 40 secs.
France third. Then Finland.

USA stil in the forrest lol. Guess USA will not cross the line today lol

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C'mon, their GPS couldn't get a signal in the damn woods!

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Who the fuck is Randy Johnson? In Norway Randy is a female name.
Gotta come up with something better dog...

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Randy Johnson can send a baseball through 2" thick titanium plates.


...and doves...
https://youtu.be/1PyCpG06138

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Randy Johnson can send a baseball through 2" thick titanium plates.


...and doves...
https://youtu.be/1PyCpG06138

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Looks like he doesnt even lift..

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He was called the “big unit” , that’s all the lifting that’s needed Sil.

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Just kidding bro. I know what baseball means for u. I respect that very much!!!..:)

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He was called the “big unit” , that’s all the lifting that’s needed Sil.

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My wife calls me the “big unit.” :smileysex

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Just kidding bro. I know what baseball means for u. I respect that very much!!!..:)

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No worries. I was making a joke about the size of his member “big unit”, lol. Actually the pace of the game bores me, but it still is pretty cool to go to ball-park and see it live.

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Just kidding bro. I know what baseball means for u. I respect that very much!!!..:)

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Ypu dont respect anything nihilist.
You just piss everyone off and show fake respect to get people on your side so you aren't banned again.

Baseball to Americans is like cocks to Norwegians. We love baseball.

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Ypu dont respect anything nihilist.
You just piss everyone off and show fake respect to get people on your side so you aren't banned again.

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Haha..who is this guy?

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Lots of our "likes" are cultural. Odds are 90% I can tell you what year you graduated from High School by looking at your music collection.

I've never tried it but there's a pretty good chance I'd never learn to like lutefisk. Chances are slim that a borned and raised Norgie would never learn to like grits.

Our culture determines most of our tastes. Especially for Americans because so little outside culture permeates ours.

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Slipknot, Panthera, Cypress Hill, Body Count, Suicidal Tendencies & Mastadon (my play list from yesterday's workout).

This should help. Oldies from my collection: Frank Zappa, Robin Trower, Frank Marino withMahogany Rush, Van Halen, Black Sabbath & Led Zeppelin.

Don't cheat, I give my age on my accountability thread.

My music rock collection would put me at around 1960 birthday. Then the rap would put me in the 80s.

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I guess I should get rid of my 8-tracks.....

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Lying bitch told me I was the only one she called that!


(sorry, j.k., but you just teed that one up too pretty)

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Hey, I wore out three copies of Pink Floyd's soundtrack from "More" on 8-track. It's so little known that I'm probably the only person who ever bought one, much less three copies (except maybe Pink's mother). Listening to it late at night will make you think you're stoned, even if you're stone cold sober. Allah be Praised you can't wear out an MP3.