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She's great. Dog fucking sucks. Retarded, ugly Chihuahua mix. Has to sleep on my side of the bed, kicks me in the fucking back all night. Straight cock blocks me all the fucking time.i haven't had a good night's sleep since last Thursday because of it.
Fuck that dog
Sorry for the rant, sleep deprived
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Have you tried the .. put the dog somewhere else strategy?
have you tried talking to her about it?
Scare it so it won't come near you.
tren and test and mast to over a gram each.
Dog wont come near you.
They can sense the evil
Haha basic and yet probably wasn't never spoken about .Quote:
Originally Posted by German89
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In dire circumstances a chihuahua can be punted up to 40 yards
Hope you resolve this man . Talk to your lady . Tell her how much the dog means to you and how sleep and your love for her are very important as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer
If that doesn't work
1g of tren and mast like obs said should do the trick .
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Lmao!Quote:
Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars
Yes this is the solution
If you are in to beastiality I don't see the issue here. Threesome anyone?
Peanut butterQuote:
Originally Posted by tarmyg
I like the way you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obs
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Originally Posted by Obs
That will not go over well. She let's the dog do whatever it wants because she's a big softee when it comes to itQuote:
Originally Posted by fiddlesticks
I got MAYBE 4 hours of sleep last night and now I have to try to salvage some sort of performance at the gym. Fml
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Yes, I've tried to phrase it nicely... Maybe time to go the direct route. She's oddly overprotective of it, idk how it will go. If it's me vs dog I definitely lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by German89
I told it to "fuck off" once, jokingly like you would say to a friend, she didn't like that....
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Its taken me over a month for her to not bark at me when I come over... I feel like that would undo a lot of work. I like your thinking thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Couchlockd
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Lol, YES!Quote:
Originally Posted by Obs
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If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murderQuote:
Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer
I don't see how anyone would.... I feel like there is a reason you said that.... why did you murder someone? Murder is not nice Kimbo [emoji14]Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond
But that's okay, couch is awesome, I would forgive him [emoji16]
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Why would you post that kimbo?...honestly man why do you need to dig up that old story?...ohh yea that’s right for attention...super troll in theaters this summer...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond
I can care less what you fucking did jackass but it sounds like a little bit of guilt there huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond
and I wouldn't rat you out I think your miserable existence is punishment enough cuz you're literally fractions of an inch away from taking your own life I can tell
No one wants to life coach you cuz your life is worthless you're the scum of the Earth and everything that happens to you is God paying you back for being such a piece of shit
Someone with the rights to do so should lock this thread now.
Naw manQuote:
Originally Posted by tarmyg
He needs to hear it.
And lots of other people need to jump down his throat too
Dang....another topic of conversation derailed by one member. I don't understand why you would post something like that, Kimbo.
Sorry, y'all.
To the OP, I suggest working with the dog. Even hyperactive breeds can be won over. Give it a little time.
If you like the girl, you're going to eventually have to get along with the dog, so may as well get started making friends with the pooch.