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    I'm gonna do it yup i'm gonna put it the dick

    I'm gonna put the dick in the popcorn trick 2moro with a gurl i'm kinda dating. Lol i'm watching dave chappelle and that is the shyt.
    I wanna see what happen's, i can't see anything buy a positive outcome. Wish me luck will keep ya updated.

    Oh if anyone's tried this share pls lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    I'm gonna put the dick in the popcorn trick 2moro with a gurl i'm kinda dating. Lol i'm watching dave chappelle and that is the shyt.
    I wanna see what happen's, i can't see anything buy a positive outcome. Wish me luck will keep ya updated.

    Oh if anyone's tried this share pls lol...
    what? can you explain a little for us old farts

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    but if she doesnt eat the popcorn youll be the one left with a salty buttery dick. hope that doesnt arouse anyone too much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_T View Post
    what? can you explain a little for us old farts
    Put a hole in the bottom of bag, slip your junk in it and wait for your date to grab more than just some popcorn.

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    Gst......Dude you are to much......LOL

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    This is the bag i would need to pull that off :

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    ^^ of course DSM. we all know your hung like an elephant. thats why we all have man crushes on you.

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    comedy lol

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    hahaha yeah im thinking i would rather not have salt all over my dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    This is the bag i would need to pull that off :
    Why? You eat a lot popcorn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Gst......Dude you are to much......LOL
    coming from you sir, that is a compliment. Glad i measure up to ur standards of too much lol.... thanks...
    Okay, so i set up the time. I decided to take some tape and a blade that on my car keys. Than after getting tickets i'm gonna go play video game and tell her to go grab the good seats. Than go buy popcorn, and put a hole carefully and put tape back on it. Than during the movie take the tape of and stick it in hahahaha.
    Wish me luck. i just can stop at this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    coming from you sir, that is a compliment. Glad i measure up to ur standards of too much lol.... thanks...
    Okay, so i set up the time. I decided to take some tape and a blade that on my car keys. Than after getting tickets i'm gonna go play video game and tell her to go grab the good seats. Than go buy popcorn, and put a hole carefully and put tape back on it. Than during the movie take the tape of and stick it in hahahaha.
    Wish me luck. i just can stop at this....
    you got this man. you got this.... you gotta let us know how it goes...better yet...




    haha

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    so you want me to take pics with one hand, while using the other hand to manuever the quick dick in the bad procedure. I think that will give it up...^^^^^ hahah u guys gotta try this and it's funnier when u havent ****ed your date yet or done any of the dirties. Just makes u wonder if i'll be slapped or sucked hahahhaa..

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    I hope you get salt in your pee hole..lol

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    ^^^ haha stroken it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I hope you get salt in your pee hole..lol
    LMAO!!!


    good luck dude!!!

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    let us konw how it goes, that will be interesting..either she'll freak or be down..go for it

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    Duuuuuude your my hero if you pull it off (get it, pull it offff, LMAO!!!!, God I love puns), seriously tho, good luck, you da man! DSM what I want to know is where the hell do you get all your pics, honestly bro, you have a pic for every occasion, cracks me up.

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    What a degenerate.










    GOOD LUCK!

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    do it..

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    LOL! keep us updated.

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    this outta be good

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    zomg!!!!!!

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    good times. lol , good times

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    i dont need to bother going to such lengths.

    just do what that one guy on seinfeld does to elaine.

    he 'took it out'

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    props, intrested how itll turn out haha, *subscribed

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    i bet he is in jail

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    bahaha, I'll remember that one but probably never use it. Your going to get slapped.

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    How exactly is this going to work? If you cut a hole in the popcorn tub popcorns gonna spill everywhere...unless your cock is tiny. And how exactly are you gonna work up a hard-on in the middle of the movie, unzip your pants, and put our dick in a popcorn bucket without anyone seeing you???

    I'm betting this guy gets arrested...

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    he wont get arrested unless she grabs ahold of it andpinched the shit out of it.

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    F popcorn man..put your dick at the bottom of a basket of suicide wings, then you're a real hero.

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    well its past 1 am and nothing i wonder whats goin on?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaWRZ0R! View Post
    well its past 1 am and nothing i wonder whats goin on?? lol
    Hes trying to find a buddy to post bail......

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    F popcorn man..put your dick at the bottom of a basket of suicide wings, then you're a real hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    F popcorn man..put your dick at the bottom of a basket of suicide wings, then you're a real hero.
    here baby want some hot wings? they are really hot...i have first hand experience*thinks to himself* hurry the f*ck up b*tch its in my hole!!!*thinks*

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    no good and some sause runnin down the balls creapin towards the ass hole, that sauce is hot enough comming out filtered wouldnt need it pure lol

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    Alright guy's i am back lol have i got a story to tell ya'll Tell you guys one thing my timing sucks. I ;ll tell ya why once i answer people.

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