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    Fish in penis

    Fish found in boy's penis
    Fish found in boy's penis

    September 16, 2008


    A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

    The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

    Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

    After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

    The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

    He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012895,00.html



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    Wow, I've heard of them fish in the Nile that swim up your pee stream and lodge themselves up there, but this kid must be a freakin idiot.

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    fish fetish

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    Sounds sexy.

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    no way the fish "accidentally" slipped into his penis.

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    I think I'm gonna be sick

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    That makes me hurt down there thinking about it.

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    jesus christ

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    According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

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    Sounds like those cases where people go to hospital with some object stuck in their ass and say they "fell on it in the shower" or whatever. Granted, putting a fish in your penis is an odd way to get sexual gratification, but people are into weird stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    Wow, I've heard of them fish in the Nile that swim up your pee stream and lodge themselves up there, but this kid must be a freakin idiot.
    Its actually in the Amazon river Basin and is called the Candiru fish.

    http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals...h/candiru.html

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    o gawd i feel uneasy about all this........i wonder if worms could do that?

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    Oh my god, just when you thought you have heard it all. A fish in the penis, WOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04 View Post
    o gawd i feel uneasy about all this........i wonder if worms could do that?
    There are parasitic worms that can show up in the urine. Usually in the US they show up in the feces. The test for Pinworms is called a Scotch Tape Test. It is literally taking scotch tape and press it against the anus. The tape traps the worms and eggs onto the tape and can be seen. The female pinworm will move out of the rectum at night to the peri-anal region to deposit her eggs.

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    this thread just keeps getting worse and worse. i actually got goosebumps reading a few of these posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    There are parasitic worms that can show up in the urine. Usually in the US they show up in the feces. The test for Pinworms is called a Scotch Tape Test. It is literally taking scotch tape and press it against the anus. The tape traps the worms and eggs onto the tape and can be seen. The female pinworm will move out of the rectum at night to the peri-anal region to deposit her eggs.
    i wish i had a voice recorder so everyone can hear the sound I made when I read that.

    but ya, I had a bios lab where we had to learn about all that worm and feces shit.

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    Not a nice thread ..... but gives me something to discuss with the wife and kids tonight!

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    that would not be fun to have a fish in your cock n balls

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    If it was a lively fish it would be like having an inbuilt vibrator!!!!!! lmao
    Last edited by Older lifter; 09-23-2008 at 01:25 AM.

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    Great source of O m e g a 3 i hear..
    Last edited by Auss11e; 09-23-2008 at 07:12 AM. Reason: why wont it let me spell *****?

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    This thread makes me uneasy.

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    I bet his parents are wishing they brought that pet gerbil now.


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    lol thats so funny fish in penis lol

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    Lol, if this doesn't scar you for life, nothing will.

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    I hate when that happens. The old fish in the penis trick.

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    Accident or no accident I just don't know how it managed to fit up there......

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    What the ****?

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