Dear god, someone help put my mind at ease.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

So.....I cheated on my girlfriend. Not important why, dead relationship for 7 years.

I got drunk and banged some chick, for a while, without a condom, and didn't nut, but we all know sex-ed 101 says you can still get a girl pregnant. Half of it was anal. Oh god Im ****ed.

Anyone have experience with this? Should I suck a barrel yet?

Anyone survived this or had a child from this?

[MuscleScience]

The only thing you more than likely gave her was a UTI. I wouldnt sweat it unless she was a dirty dirty and now you have the drip. Probably would be a good idea to get checked out in a week or so.

[Dukkit]

Yeah I wouldnt worry about it.
Ive banged more girls then I can recall. Low triple digits or so. Most without condoms and only got 5 of them preggo.

But def go get checked for any STDs. Just in case.

[number twelve]

get a grip dude. make her take a morning after pill and be done with it

[number twelve]

oh yeah i forgot about the std thing, most take a few weeks to show up just fyi

[number twelve]

Yeah I wouldnt worry about it.
Ive banged more girls then I can recall. Low triple digits or so. Most without condoms and only got 5 of them preggo.

But def go get checked for any STDs. Just in case.

5 is not exactly a small amount of children to have lol

[Littleirishman]

you could have got her pregnant . .its called "pre-cum" . .google it!!

[stack_it]

So is she pregnant or are you just worried she is?

[ReX357]

Next time she calls, answer this way:

"The number you have reached is not in service. Please verify the number and dial again."

[Brewster]

next time she calls, answer this way:

"the number you have reached is not in service. Please verify the number and dial again."

hahahaha

[MaNiCC]

next time she calls, answer this way:

"the number you have reached is not in service. Please verify the number and dial again."

lmfao

[bruary17]

So.....I cheated on my girlfriend. Not important why, dead relationship for 7 years.

I got drunk and banged some chick, for a while, without a condom, and didn't nut, but we all know sex-ed 101 says you can still get a girl pregnant. Half of it was anal. Oh god Im ****ed.

Anyone have experience with this? Should I suck a barrel yet?

Anyone survived this or had a child from this?

Not sure what the hell your first sentence means but go get tested before you have sex with your gf so your cheating ways don't impact the rest of her life with an std. Then look yourself in the mirror and ask how you would feel if she slept w someone behind your back. Best of luck.

[zimmy]

I decided to edit my post since you asked for help not judgment. I don't know if she is saying she's prego's or if you or she now has an STD....if she claims prego...make sure you get a paternity test.

Whether she does or doesn't have an STD...you should get tested A.S.A.P.

[Narkissos]

So.....I cheated on my girlfriend. Not important why, dead relationship for 7 years.

I got drunk and banged some chick, for a while, without a condom, and didn't nut, but we all know sex-ed 101 says you can still get a girl pregnant. Half of it was anal. Oh god Im ****ed.

Anyone have experience with this? Should I suck a barrel yet?

Anyone survived this or had a child from this?

Jerry Springer says: "you ARE the father"

lmao

[LawMan018]

Not sure what the hell your first sentence means but go get tested before you have sex with your gf so your cheating ways don't impact the rest of her life with an std. Then look yourself in the mirror and ask how you would feel if she slept w someone behind your back. Best of luck.

Exactly this! Also, it wasn't a big deal because it's been a dead relationship for 7 years? Um... Why the hell are you still in a relationship with this person then! You know, I hope this girl ends up getting pregnant. Cheers!

[Standby]

Exactly this! Also, it wasn't a big deal because it's been a dead relationship for 7 years? Um... Why the hell are you still in a relationship with this person then! You know, I hope this girl ends up getting pregnant. Cheers!

harsh brah

[moregunsthanroses]

So did you cum in her or not? She'd have to be super fertile for precum to get preggo from that.

LOL at dukkit you only got 5 of them preggo! how many kids do you have or did any of them get abortions? I've had most of my sex without a condom as well I've mastered the pull out method either that or their on birth control.

I'm more worried about stds shit you can't get rid of like HIV, Herpes rather then getting a girl pregnant to be honest, pulling out is too easy.

[JohnnyVegas]

I am with everyone else...get tested before you sleep with anyone else.

[calgarian]

here its how going to fold out....
the girl u banged in the ass will be pregnant...she will find out fvck u over for the child support. then tell ur gf in a DEAD relationship. ur gf will become ex gf and u will loose half of the stuff to her and half of her wages to the bitch u banged

dont worry about std only ur dick will fall off...simple enough?

[SlimmerMe]

been with her for 7 years? she is probably reading this entire thread

[DSM4Life]

Such a douche bag move. Break it off before your gf gets an STD.

[Bojangles69]

Next time she calls, answer this way:

"The number you have reached is not in service. Please verify the number and dial again."

If you do that she will only keep verifying the # and calling back.

I think he needs to go shopping for diapers quite honestly and just suck it up.

[Standby]

If you do that she will only keep verifying the # and calling back.

I think he needs to go shopping for diapers quite honestly.

lmao you guys are trying to get him so worked up its funny

[calgarian]

lmao you guys are trying to get him so worked up its funny

i had a buy diaper for ur basterd the other day.......

[gixxerboy1]

congrats on having twins

[gixxerboy1]

Yeah I wouldnt worry about it.
Ive banged more girls then I can recall. Low triple digits or so. Most without condoms and only got 5 of them preggo.

But def go get checked for any STDs. Just in case.

i'm in the same boat. Everyone over reacts. **** if i had to buy rubber for all the times i fvcked id be broke

[D3m3nt3d]

I'm going to opt to not tell you my opinion of cheaters. I will just say chances are slim she is pregnant; but if she is, time to man up.

[lifeforce0019]

You have 72 hours to get her the "morning after" pill - do it to ease your mind; in two weeks you should get tested for std's (will ease your guilt); time to break off the "dead relationship" and move on with your life - - -

[paulzane]

If she was American or Hispanic then chances are you will have caught something

[vettewreck]

Prob not preggo, you prob gave her a UTI, you prob caught the clap. No biggie. lol

[Hoggage_54]

[awesome1]

she would have to be very fertile, it would have to be the right time in her cycle, you may not be 100% fertile considering you prob have done aas since youre on this board, there may or may not have been any pre-cum, if there was it's still very unlikely, she might secretly be on contraceptive,...the odds are in your favor my friend.

[QuieTSToRM33]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME