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  1. 12-23-2013, 08:37 AM #1
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    What did you ask for this christmas??

    Me: Santa, please give me a unicorn for Christmas.
    Santa: Please ask for something realistic!
    Me: Okay, please give me a loyal and honest women I can marry.
    Santa: What color unicorn did you want?
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    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post

    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol
    Lol. Exactly what I was thinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol
    She's no idea I am on this site also she isn't in at the moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
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    Oh I'm sorry I already did/had these three
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    ....a few extra days off for the holidays. Danged if I didn't get them.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
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    I asked santa if I could be lovbyts for one weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    Pics or your full of it
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    Don't ask for anything and I know I'm not getting anything. So there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Don't ask for anything and I know I'm not getting anything. So there.
    With road maps like yours, what more could you ask for
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Pics or your full of it
    That would be disrespectful my dear chum
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    I asked for my hot teacher back from high school. So that I could return the D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
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    nothing really, dont care what i get, plus i i know next few months are going to be expensive so rather not her spend more now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky. View Post
    lol no chance bib
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
    lmfao good 1 mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
    Not even at Christmas mate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Not even at Christmas mate?
    We'll see. I will report back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    I've got a stunning one too. So I asked for another.
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    I asked for a 24yr old Japanese girl for sex, my wife said sure, as long as she cleans the house and does the shopping she's down..

    I guess oral is a good last minute gift idea..
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I asked santa if I could be lovbyts for one weekend.
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...
    His just a pimp
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...
    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
    Trade you for a week. You treat the sick, I'll party with naked strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Trade you for a week. You treat the sick, I'll party with naked strippers.
    Trust me some of them are sick too
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Trade you for a week. You treat the sick, I'll party with naked strippers.
    Is a doctor able to treat himself? Self prescribe? Or does he have to seak advice from another doctor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    Trust me some of them are sick too
    I've dated a couple. It's the ones fvcked up on drugs all the time that I lose interest in. Once in awhile, okay, everyday, no thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
    U bouncing? I just left an all nude strip club months ago. There wasn't too much drama from the patrons.... Only the dancers lol
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    Is a doctor able to treat himself? Self prescribe? Or does he have to seak advice from another doctor?
    Self treat in areas you are trained in. The question I get more often is can I prescribe my own drugs. Yes, to a point and any perceived abuse or misuse would cost me my license.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    U bouncing? I just left an all nude strip club months ago. There wasn't too much drama from the patrons.... Only the dancers lol
    No, I'm the GM. All of them are nude in soflo, open till 5am with alcohol.
    There is drama from dancers, waitress , bartenders. Pretty much anything with a vagina
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Self treat in areas you are trained in. The question I get more often is can I prescribe my own drugs. Yes, to a point and any perceived abuse or misuse would cost me my license.
    So in a nut shell you treat your self to the same standard as any other
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    No, I'm the GM. All of them are nude in soflo, open till 5am with alcohol.
    There is drama from dancers, waitress , bartenders. Pretty much anything with a vagina
    It all starts there....
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