I amaze myself sometimes

[AandF6969]

Today after breakfast my rechargeable can opener was out of batteries and all i got besides that is this retarted pampered chef thing that I cant get to work so I was in quite a dillemma trying to get my can of tuna open. Opened the drawer and grabbed the first thing I saw - A screwdriver! It took a few minutes but that tuna was worth it.

This could become a cool thread, whats your favorite "desperate act of food" story?

[juicehoe]

lol id say **** it.... i hate tuna anyways lol

[LORDBLiTZ]

The handle fell off my can opener one time. I plugged my cordless drill on to the end of it and went for sh!t

[big daddy k de]

i would have just smashed theat puppy with the meat mallet

[ColdSore]

i was so hungry for ice cream on time and it was frozen so hard that i couldnt sccop fast enough so i put it in the micro wave for like 10 seconds and ate away!

[ColdSore]

Today after breakfast my rechargeable can opener was out of batteries and all i got besides that is this retarted pampered chef thing that I cant get to work so I was in quite a dillemma trying to get my can of tuna open. Opened the drawer and grabbed the first thing I saw - A screwdriver! It took a few minutes but that tuna was worth it.

This could become a cool thread, whats your favorite "desperate act of food" story?

how have ya been AandF??? hows college life treatin ya?

[AandF6969]

Pretty good man, I joined a fraternity it's sweet. Haven't done any cycles yet I'm building a base right now to maybe do one in the winter. Looks like your cycles have gone well. Do you have a diary I could take a look at with results of yours?

[bermich]

I was stuck on an island once and the only thing I had was a pair of ice skates. So I found a big rock and slammed it against the ice skate blade which was pushed agaisnt a coconut. It took awhile to get the coconut open using the ice skate and rock but it was worth it. Come to find out, the island was Catalina and they had a mcdonalds just down the beach.

[elicotton]

I had to use a sharpend wood spear to catch fish and crabs.

Ironically, I once used a screwdriver to get rid of a girl from whom I caught crabs.

[Spoon]

a hungry man is a creative man. i have opened canned goods with a blunt knife. there was a time i coudnt heat my pasta, hell i just ate it cold. cold lasagna is awesome!