Who needs clen when you have dogs?...cause my internal temperature is through the roof about now ...I'm driving home happy and high...happy cause I just kicked ass in our monthly poker game....and high from...well yeah... ...I think I even almost kinda skipped to my front door...to find the hugest pile in the middle of my living room...poopy you say?...(had to use that one punkb...lol)...I wish it was that simple...shoes ...a huge pile of shoes...all eaten...8 pairs...they freakin paired em up and ate them...freakin genius shoe matching dogs are what i own...i guess i could say 6 pairs if I wanted to pretend two of the heels were just slightly munched on...and f* me if they don't love textured shoes...if they're hard to repair or really expensive fabric...they now rest in peace...peace being the bottom of my trash can...well all except for three...the three inserted in the a$$ end of each of the culprits...Little bastards are lucky i'm a peaceful person....ohhh my shoes... ...I feel like a part of me has died...