ATT all ladies

[dannyisaacs]

hey ladies or guys who know.wat makes a girl really really horny that she just wants to strip her stuff off an get it on. cos i want more sex he he lol

[Lozgod]

The bible, they love when you read the bible to them.

[LM1332]

or koran that really turns them on...especially when you eat bacon with onions before that

[Sicofit24]

Praise Allah

[Mart651]

Talk about me. Women love to hear about me.

[Lozgod]

Seriously use these rules, the ladies love them, just ask Commando Barbi.


The next info are rules after your first few dates got her reeled in.

1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.

2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the blue, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.

3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.

4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.

5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their missiion in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.

6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."

[co2boi]

If you throw boiling water on her it will make her wet and want to take her clothes off

[kc]

don't get why this is so hard...just don't be all over it...i'm WAY more apt to go for it if the guys not all needy, it's way more fun to work for something

[Mart651]

don't get why this is so hard...just don't be all over it...i'm WAY more apt to go for it if the guys not all needy, it's way more fun to work for something

I can't hear you. I'm not listening. Where you talking to me?

[kc]

I can't hear you. I'm not listening. Where you talking to me?

something like that

[inheritmylife]

Be tall and rich.

[bad_man]

Buy a bunch of Playgirls and cut out the pictures of all of the naked men and hang them up on your walls. Then bring her back to your place, she'll see all the naked dudes and get really horny.

[SwoleCat]

hey ladies or guys who know.wat makes a girl really really horny that she just wants to strip her stuff off an get it on. cos i want more sex he he lol

Didn't you just post yesterday about your lady being fat, and you're wanting her to lose weight because she's not the same person you met?

Maybe tell her she's leaning out, and perhaps that'll make her thighs quiver.

~SC~

[kc]

LMAO!! that'll work FOR SURE!!!!!

[Blown_SC]

Didn't you just post yesterday about your lady being fat, and you're wanting her to lose weight because she's not the same person you met?

Maybe tell her she's leaning out, and perhaps that'll make her thighs quiver.

~SC~

Nah... he proly dumped her, and is looking for NEW tail...

[SwoleCat]

Nah... he proly dumped her, and is looking for NEW tail...

Like Brian11's lady? Or is that now Bad_Man's lady??



~SC~

[Blown_SC]

Like Brian11's lady? Or is that now Bad_Man's lady??



~SC~

You have it all wrong SC.. she was mine all along, I just don't like to brag. I mean, how could she resist my customized floor mats?

[bad_man]

Like Brian11's lady? Or is that now Bad_Man's lady??



~SC~

I dumped the bitch. She was seeing a whole mess of other guys. I just haven't bothered to change my avatar yet.

On that note, did brian disapear?

[SwoleCat]

I dumped the bitch. She was seeing a whole mess of other guys. I just haven't bothered to change my avatar yet.

On that note, did brian disapear?

Brutha, he tucked the tail and ran for the hills.

Twas TOOOOOOO hot in this mutha f*cka for him. Besdies, he knew no one was going to take him seriously, having lied about his significant other.

That is pretty d*mn pathetic!

~SC~

[Blown_SC]

I dumped the bitch. She was seeing a whole mess of other guys. I just haven't bothered to change my avatar yet.

On that note, did brian disapear?

I have seen a few posts under his new name Natural_Giant, so I believe no.

[SwoleCat]

I have seen a few posts under his new name Natural_Giant, so I believe no.

I thought it was Natural_Liar???



~SC~

[Blown_SC]

I thought it was Natural_Liar???



~SC~

Touche'....
He seemed really young though.. and I'm only 19.. maybe it's just me...
He prolly just needed some attention, and friend. Oh well...that's what Big Brothers is for

[Lozgod]

Punch her in her mouth and say thats just a taste of what you are going to get if you dont get get really horny and strip off your stuff bitch.

[purplelaceteddy]

hey Danny if your wanting to have more sex with your fat g'f.....why not tie a string of donuts around your neck..i'm sure that will turn her on.....

[bad_man]

hey Danny if your wanting to have more sex with your fat g'f.....why not tie a string of donuts around your neck..i'm sure that will turn her on.....

OUCH.

[decadbal]

just tell her, that her sister is much hoter and you want her to change your mind..

[purplelaceteddy]

OUCH.

i did hear one time that the truth hurts...... guess they were right.....

[SwoleCat]

hey Danny if your wanting to have more sex with your fat g'f.....why not tie a string of donuts around your neck..i'm sure that will turn her on.....

LMFAO!!!!!!!

OMG, that joke was the biggest turn-on PLT.............

"rrrrrrrrrrrraarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"............. ..



~SC~

[purplelaceteddy]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

OMG, that joke was the biggest turn-on PLT.............

"rrrrrrrrrrrraarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"............. ..



~SC~

ty ty ty........

i try....but your so hard to keep up with......i'm writing down all your good comebacks....



ohhh by the way.........will you be my internet boyfriend...??

lmao....just had to ask....ohhh wait...blown is your new gal....he said you were used goods....lol

[Sierra_Breeze]

i did hear one time that the truth hurts...... guess they were right.....

ROTF

[allsaucedup]

hey Danny if your wanting to have more sex with your fat g'f.....why not tie a string of donuts around your neck..i'm sure that will turn her on.....

this reminds me of a joke

who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony:
the guy who can hold a dozen donuts on his dick.

who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony:
the girl that can eat the last donut with out using her hands.

[Pork Chop]

Seriously use these rules, the ladies love them, just ask Commando Barbi.


The next info are rules after your first few dates got her reeled in.

1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.

2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the blue, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.

3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.

4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.

5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their missiion in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.

6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."

That is damm brilliant.. it's so true.

[doby48]

What not to do... 3 BIG turnoffs:
1) Don't act needy
2) Don't act like a teenager, like the only thing you can think if is getting laid (you can think it but dont' act like it)
3) Be confident, if you seem like you are uncomfortable or don't really know what you are doing... it is going to stay that way!

[V_Xsucks]

What not to do... 3 BIG turnoffs:
1) Don't act needy
2) Don't act like a teenager, like the only thing you can think if is getting laid (you can think it but dont' act like it)
3) Be confident, if you seem like you are uncomfortable or don't really know what you are doing... it is going to stay that way!

get a lot of whip cream and straberrys all over your body.

[doby48]

get a lot of whip cream and straberrys all over your body.

If that statement is said like a teenager with raging hormones... NO

If that same statemen is said like a man who is confident and in a more sensual manner then there is definatly potential

[V_Xsucks]

If that statement is said like a teenager with raging hormones... NO

If that same statemen is said like a man who is confident and in a more sensual manner then there is definatly potential

what if it s in between?

[Spyder]

This question is funny ... Why don't you order this book, from Amazon.com:

No More Mr. Nice Guy: A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want...List Price, $9.99

[Mart651]

What not to do... 3 BIG turnoffs:
1) Don't act needy
2) Don't act like a teenager, like the only thing you can think if is getting laid (you can think it but dont' act like it)
3) Be confident, if you seem like you are uncomfortable or don't really know what you are doing... it is going to stay that way!

I'm 32 and my wife says I still act like a teen ager trying to get laid. I guess that means I act needy.

[doby48]

what if it s in between?

If you don't know which on it is or if you think its in between, then its probably the needy one.

I'm 32 and my wife says I still act like a teen ager trying to get laid. I guess that means I act needy.

My BF is 31 and acts like a teenager sometimes. When he does I just say that I'm in the mood for sex but not with a kid.

[Elliot]

My BF is 31 and acts like a teenager sometimes. When he does I just say that I'm in the mood for sex but not with a kid.

silly... im only 19..