Is it possible for a girl to get knocked up in 2 weeks

**JerzeyBoy** · 10-01-2004, 05:18 AM

Ok, here's my story...

I met this girl, not a very long time ago, and she wasn't the type you bring home to mom either...Well one thing leads to another and I wind up getting messed up and doing something I shouldn't, I sleep with this girl, without a condom no less. It was a stupid, idiotic mistake and I learned my lesson, 100%.

But anyway, this happened last Wednesday, and last night I get a call with this girl saying she is pregnant. She took a home pregnacy test and it came out positive. Now not for nothing, but this is the first time we phucked, and two weeks later she's pregnant?? I don't know, but I think this girl is phucking with my head. I think it could be that she practically is love with me, either that or she knows I'm pretty much on the ball with my life and she's trying to hold me down? Who knows...But I just find it funny that I have sex with this girl and 2 weeks later she says she missed her peroid, (I know it comes monthly, but she was due in two weeks) her nipples felt soar and what not, so she took a pregnacy test and it came out positive...

Any input would be great...thanks fellas, and to some of you, please learn from my mistake...it's not worth it.

**BabyGirl01** · 10-01-2004, 05:23 AM

it is possible. some girls do not know that they are pregnant. I knew someone that had no idea until she was 16weeks along. I would have her go to the doctor. It could be true or she could really like you and she wants u all to herself. Trust me I have seen that too.. Let us know the outcome. Good luck..

BG

**JerzeyBoy** · 10-01-2004, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by BabyGirl01

it is possible. some girls do not know that they are pregnant. I knew someone that had no idea until she was 16weeks along. I would have her go to the doctor. It could be true or she could really like you and she wants u all to herself. Trust me I have seen that too.. Let us know the outcome. Good luck..

BG

Thanks BG

anymore input would be appreciated, thanks.

**Panzerfaust** · 10-01-2004, 06:40 AM

A friend of mine told me this morning that last night the girl that he saw for about three weeks said she was pregnant, he said the condom broke but he fixed it right away. We will see how it turns out as well.

Good luck, oh and can i remind you that you ar a dumb ass for not wearing protection.

Use your farking head next time moron.

**allsaucedup** · 10-01-2004, 06:41 AM

be very sceptical something like this happened to me turns out she was already pregnant when i slept with her. That will be the last time i ever have sex without a condom until i get married

**needmorestrength** · 10-01-2004, 06:54 AM

yea man I was just about to say.. could be that she was pregnant before she slept with you... thankfully there's lots of tests available

**biglouie250** · 10-01-2004, 06:57 AM

its possible....punch her in the abdomen real hard....
so kidding, but get that ish taken care of.....

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 07:08 AM

I'm not even going to say EVERYthing I want to say here....but YES a girl can get pregnant the FIRST time you have sex and NO pulling out before you come will not keep her from getting pregnant. SHEESH. Sorry but sometimes I'm amazed.

Tell her to go to the doc and get a test done. The doc can also give a good idea of date of conception esp once an ultra sound is done by measuring the fetus. If its only a few weeks old....congrats daddy! Welcome to fatherhood and the end of your life as you knew it.

Good luck to you.

C.B.

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 07:11 AM

if its yours, throw her down a flight of steps...if that doesnt work, go to the closet..hahahaha------------that was a joke ladies

**Panzerfaust** · 10-01-2004, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

If its only a few weeks old....congrats daddy! Welcome to fatherhood and the end of your life as you knew it.

Good luck to you.

C.B.

LMFAO!

Thats cold but funny at the same time...

**TheMudMan** · 10-01-2004, 07:24 AM

If she's ovulating and you guys had sex at the right time sure it's VERY possible she's pregnant now.

**SwoleCat** · 10-01-2004, 07:27 AM

Could also be another guy who planted his seed a few weeks earlier, prior to your arrival.

You never know.

~SC~

**allsaucedup** · 10-01-2004, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

I'm not even going to say EVERYthing I want to say here....but YES a girl can get pregnant the FIRST time you have sex and NO pulling out before you come will not keep her from getting pregnant. SHEESH. Sorry but sometimes I'm amazed.

Tell her to go to the doc and get a test done. The doc can also give a good idea of date of conception esp once an ultra sound is done by measuring the fetus. If its only a few weeks old....congrats daddy! Welcome to fatherhood and the end of your life as you knew it.

Good luck to you.

C.B.

someone forgot to take her positive vitamin this morning

**decadbal** · 10-01-2004, 07:53 AM

DTA... dont trust anybody, make sure if she is, u get a blood test from the child...

**BOUNCER** · 10-01-2004, 08:03 AM

CONGRATULATIONS

Yes, she could be in the club. PLease god you get away with it, if you do, breath a sigh of relief and ''don't be silly, cover your willy'' next time.

Oh, I couldn't add to what C.B. has said, she should know, she's a great-grandmother of 25 great-grandchildren

**Panzerfaust** · 10-01-2004, 08:17 AM

Just a quick question and the answer might explain if another man planted his butter in her oven.

Was it all warm and squishy? If so, you probably just helped the other guys butter move down the track.

Just a thought?

**MIKE_XXL** · 10-01-2004, 08:24 AM

OK girl gets a period, 12 days later she ovulates for 3 days, then 13 days later she gets period again...if she missed her period 13 days after ovulation, she might be pregnant, so yes it is very possible that you have knocked her up...unless she had sex with someone else 2 days before having sex with you...you won't be able to tell if you are the father untill the babies are born and you can have gene testing done...good luck Bro...XXL

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

if its yours, throw her down a flight of steps...if that doesnt work, go to the closet..hahahaha------------that was a joke ladies

You'll end up BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!

**mustang331** · 10-01-2004, 08:36 AM

Did you pull out???

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

if its yours, throw her down a flight of steps...if that doesnt work, go to the closet..hahahaha------------that was a joke ladies

i'm with hung! just have her come over and grease the handrailing on your steps.nothing says i'm not a daddy like properly planting a swift kick to the tummy!!

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by allsaucedup

someone forgot to take her positive vitamin this morning

I was way way way nicer than I wanted to be. I just DON'T GET it. You guys (and gals) KNOW what causes pregnancy as well as STD's but yet INSIST on ignoring the facts. And then......the threads begin...oh my god she's pregnant....well HELLO...!!!! Next threads are gonna be...Guys Im pissing blood and it hurts like hell!!!! Ya, I had unprotected sex with this hoochie I met in the local bar a week ago. She told me she was on the pill and STD free.....and I believed her because she had such high moral fiber that she came home and sucked my (**& after knowing me for hummm 30 min. Oh what do I do ???

Anway, enough of my rant. I truely hope it works out for ya man. I hate to see any unwanted children coming into this already over populated world.

Oh and Bouncer.....I told you to say away from my daughter....next time...you are gonna see what Mr. Bobbit lived through....in Person!

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by mustang331

Did you pull out???

Oh ya THAT's EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 08:59 AM

you're just pissed your not getting laid

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 10-01-2004, 09:17 AM

Yes, you can in 2 weeks. Hell, in 2 minutes.

If it was me. I'd sell all my roids, put my star wars toys on Ebay, and get money for an abortion. Then I would look at my atrophied muscles in the mirror everyday and say "Unprotected sex".
Now don't get me wrong, i'm no baby killer, I'm actually a republican...but having this whore ruin your life and have you have to see her the rest of her life everytime ya wanna see the kid is not worth it. Get that thing taken care of NOW. Get off the computer and GET HER ASS TO A DOCTOR. Don't worry, it's not the same as that partial birth ****.
And if god doesn't like it, **** HIM! He shoulda made your swimmers miss the egg. In the end, all bad things are his fault anyway. So GO! Get to the doctor! NOW.

And if she don't like abortion, paint a bleak picture of the rest of your life together. And tell her you have a bunch of retards, cancer, and mental illness in your family, and that you never planned on having kids for that reason, cuz your gene pool is ****ed up. Throw in spina bififda too.
She prolly manipulated you. Thats what these low life whores do. They find a young guy on his way up, and try to get impregnated by him so that way they are taken care of for life. Don't you see, this could have all been planned. It's a shame this girl's mom didn't have an abortion.

Why are you still reading this? Get to the doctor! NOW! Before it's too late!

**SwoleCat** · 10-01-2004, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Oh ya THAT's EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Love your animation!

~SC~

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by mustang331

Did you pull out???

to make abstract art on the lower back

**SwoleCat** · 10-01-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

And if god doesn't like it, **** HIM! He shoulda made your swimmers miss the egg. In the end, all bad things are his fault anyway. So GO! Get to the doctor! NOW.

Placing the blame on another person is selfish.

Placing the blame on God is f*cking mentally ill beyond belief.

You're seriously whack.

~SC~

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

i'm with hung! just have her come over and grease the handrailing on your steps.nothing says i'm not a daddy like properly planting a swift kick to the tummy!!

---------on a serious note i was just kidding about that statement

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

---------on a serious note i was just kidding about that statement

i'm terrible at soccer

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

to make abstract art on the lower back

i usually make my initials on her back.. sometimes i can get my middle initial in there.

but yet sometimes she looks back at the wrong time then------OUCH MY EYE YOU BASTARD! hahahaaha whoops!

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

i'm terrible at soccer

nothing says "i love you" like a coat hanger! BAHAHAHA oh i am going to hell for this one but god**** its funny

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

i usually make my initials on her back.. sometimes i can get my middle initial in there.

but yet sometimes she looks back at the wrong time then------OUCH MY EYE YOU BASTARD! hahahaaha whoops!

hook them up to those horse reigns and put that bit in their mouth to keep them in line

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

hook them up to those horse reigns and put that bit in their mouth to keep them in line

never tried that. thanx for the idea bro!---why didnt i think of this

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

nothing says "i love you" like a coat hanger! BAHAHAHA oh i am going to hell for this one but god**** its funny

your kid comes out with a patch on his eye!!!

**hung-solo** · 10-01-2004, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

your kid comes out with a patch on his eye!!!

might as well add a few dents too, if you know what i mean hahahahaha

**partyboynyc** · 10-01-2004, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

never tried that. thanx for the idea bro!---why didnt i think of this

everyone needs a little direction sometimes..

**mustang331** · 10-01-2004, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Oh ya THAT's EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Actually it is!! Still a better chance of getting preg, by pulling out without a condom then if you had one on.. But its still EFFECTIVE to decrease your chances in getting someone preg.

If this guy pulled out, I would pretty much bet She aint Preg. Because you have a BETTER chance of not getting preg. by pulling out than if you dont!

**Wrath** · 10-01-2004, 09:35 AM

hell yeah she can get pregnant bee!!!

Did your parents not give you the permission slip to take Sex-Ed way back in the sixth grade

??

But there are some extended forms of the Morning after pill that you can use after the regular 72 hours. I don't remeber what they are called but you can get them from a planned parenthood clinic aorund you but you gotta go in quick.

If that don't work I can make you a RU-486/arsenic cocktail from my job that would kill Predator's fetus

j/k

its 2004 man...strap up..period

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

you're just pissed your not getting laid

LOL I can get laid if I WANT to .... and when I do .... HE WEARS A **** CONDOM!

**Commando_Barbi** · 10-01-2004, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

you're just pissed your not getting laid

LOL I can get laid if I WANT to .... and when I do .... HE WEARS A **** CONDOM!

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Oh trust me....

oh stop barbi!

i only pullout for one reason

oh me too

that's why you have to

imagine you wait too long to do it....

i figure

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