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    ANY OTHER way to check the ol prostate?

    then the ol finger up the badonkadonk?

    thats just something I just cant seem to do.


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    I am not aware of any other quick check...I think an MRI would work...maybe a CT scan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    then the ol finger up the badonkadonk?

    thats just something I just cant seem to do.

    lol..whats wrong Big Dog? Just pretend you're living out your fantasy with Grace Jones with her 16" Strap on..while riding on a zebra butt ass naked through the African safari

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    Oh c'mon man up. Or have your doc do it for you, who knows he might even give you a hug afterwards LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WS6_KID
    Oh c'mon man up. Or have your doc do it for you, who knows he might even give you a hug afterwards LOL.
    I hope he has a female doctor. Maybe he won't feel so violated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I hope he has a female doctor. Maybe he won't feel so violated.


    my god mine would have to be

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    Just remember to be suitably alarmed when you realize that both of his hands are on your shoulders or hips while you are being checked.

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    If you mean checking it yourself, it seems to be impossible unless you are really flexible. Tried once... couldn't find that rascal. Had a GF once who found it, no prob.

    If you mean your Dr checking it, well, get used to it. When you get 40 or 45 an annual prostate check is pretty much a necessity, especially if you are juicing. It's over pretty quick. Most Drs don't enjoy doing it any more than you enjoy getting it done so it's in, swipe, twist, probe, and out... 10 seconds tops. Then you have 364 days, 23 hours 59 minutes and 50 seconds of dignity and self respect before you get the finger-wave again.

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    Billy said to make sure that when the doctor bends you over, make sure that both his hands aren't on your shoulders when he "puts it in"

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    the finger test is all they can do in the prelimanary testing, its the quickest way to make sure their is no problem, but they do blood tests after they find a problem with the prostate, which isn't a good thing. otherwise i guess you can always monitor the way you urinate, is it hard to start peeing? do you pee at night? do you always feel like peeing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    lol..whats wrong Big Dog? Just pretend you're living out your fantasy with Grace Jones with her 16" Strap on..while riding on a zebra butt ass naked through the African safari

    ROFLMAO

    I just made a special late night appointment.

    you fantasy maker/knower you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron
    Just remember to be suitably alarmed when you realize that both of his hands are on your shoulders or hips while you are being checked.
    ha ha you had me laughing out loud to that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    ha ha you had me laughing out loud to that one

    me too man, but Im too friggen dumb to be able to quote 2 people.

    must be the ol prostate flamin up and cuttin down my brain/wang function.

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    pfffttt if that isnt the oldest excuse in the book

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