AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I'm bored, lonely and I know I'm gonna regret saying this.......need to get laid.
This long distance stuff is gonna get old fast. He's coming up here on the 11th. Until then well.............I suffer.
On top of it there's this little ghetto ho from the class that he teaches that has been throwing herself at him since she found out about me and I'm losing my patience with her. I need to go down there and educate her on manners and respect.
Have taser will travel.
Ok end of MY rant.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Banned
need to get laid, i love hearing a woman say that
~HOP
Member
Yep, long distance does suck. It's breaking me and my girl apart because I absolutely hate talking on the phone. If you want it to work it will though. Good luck.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Im 37, in my prime ........ I have my needs!!!Originally Posted by houseofpain
need to get laid, i love hearing a woman say that
~HOP
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Retired Moderator
You know where I'm at!
Banned
well i am 22 and full of test, i have mine as well
~HOP
Anabolic Member
Well canada is a long way from hell. ANd a bit colder too. lolYou know where I'm at!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
We are doing pretty well but I hate not having him close. We are lucky that I have a free military flight that goes every weekend......but I can't travel right now
Good luck...I feel you.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
OK while Im at it, since you are all so generous....I need $50,000. Come on big boys....who's gonna rescue me now?
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Banned
we can compromise on the sex thing but 50,000 no way
~HOP
Anabolic Member
And I thought you were different from other women, when you are just like them...money hungry!!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Fair weather friend!!!!we can compromise on the sex thing but 50,000 no way
~HOP
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Banned
LMOA
~HOP
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Nah......I just wanna pay off all my bills so I can retire and move to LA. If I was money hungry I would ask for 5,000,000
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Associate Member
So barbi wants $50,000 for sex? wow you must be pretty good in the sack hun.
I can relate to L/D relationships they suck, but it builds good communication.
Last edited by Lostsoul; 01-25-2005 at 11:34 PM.
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
Hey barb, will the long distance last forever or it is just temporary? Is he staying for good after the 11th?
Anabolic Member
hey cb dont forget im only an hr and a half away!!
Banned
Handcuffs????????????
Banned
**** CB I have spent my enitre life thinking women only do it because they have to, not because they actually need it. Now you have shattered a life time of illusions.I'm bored, lonely and I know I'm gonna regret saying this.......need to get laid.
This long distance stuff is gonna get old fast. He's coming up here on the 11th. Until then well.............I suffer
On top of it there's this little ghetto ho from the class that he teaches that has been throwing herself at him since she found out about me and I'm losing my patience with her. I need to go down there and educate her on manners and respect.
Have taser will travel.
Ok end of MY rant.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL NOOOO I want SEX AND $50,000 they don't have to come from the same person
It is hard and we do talk a lot.......I swore I would never do the long distance thing.....but he's worth it.....so Im trying.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL SOOOOORRY
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
He's just coming for the weekend
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
THanks for all the offers of support.
Off to cardio.
C.B.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Rosie Member
I cant help you with the $50,000 but maybe fear factor can?LOL NOOOO I want SEX AND $50,000 they don't have to come from the same person
It is hard and we do talk a lot.......I swore I would never do the long distance thing.....but he's worth it.....so Im trying.
The sex bit im all up for tohYour call
AR Jester
50,000?!!! That's it?!!! The Check is in the mail sweetie! Don't drop it on the way to the bank though....no telling how high that thing will bounce...you might not be able to catch it. hahahahaha
Rosie Member
Dude...
AR Jester
Dude'r! hahahahaDude...
Retired Vet
See, the usual suspects didn't reply, BECAUSE THEIR ALL GAY!.
Where's Deca and his little fairies when you need them?.
AR Hall of Fame
LMFAO @ "ghetto ho"........
Man, I love those myself.
~SC~
Anabolic Member
Hahaha CB you n him should just get some web-cams
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL You guys are great. I can always count on you to make me smile when I don't feel like it.
As far as ms. ghetto.......I'm not gonna kick her ass.....I'm gonna flaunt what she wants in her face...... my relationship!!!! I don't have to touch her LOL..... her jealousy will do enough damage!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Banned
give the lil ghetto hottie my pic and shell be off ur back
Anabolic Member
Hahah awwww no Cat fight? Damit
Member
That's gotta suck CB. Perhape in the meantime you might purchase a Battery Operated Boyfriend....if you don;t allready have one. It may not be the same but it should get the job done. I apolagize if I have embarassed you or any others...I am just being realistic. I feel ya' thoug sweetie. Needmore's idea of the web cams is a good one too. That could be entertaining!! Good luck and have fun!!
Banned
all i gotta say is this.. when in doubt....rub one out
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Rosie Member
Haha you girls love doing that sh!t! Some girl hits on your man and you just sit in his lap when she see's it and give him a huge kiss. Cold
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Hmmm Jack (Rabbit) is a girls best friend
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Senior Member
My new life moto!
Where you been Bro. It's been mine since the 6th grade? I know, you're a late bloomer eh?!
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