
Originally Posted by
Narkissos
The other day at school we had a discussion:
At the end it was surmised that monosybillic(sp!) names (like 'dan' 'fred' 'george') and four-letter names... are all gay.
All names that can be grunted: "sam, jack, hank, pete", are gay names...and their owners generally are gay too
So all you closet gays...guys with 4-letter names ( aXe,Blown, etc)... and all you guys that abbreviate your names so that your boyfriends can grunt it easily (Max (maraxus), D (deca), Hung (hung solo), Tour (jonny tour), Vic (1Victor), Jugs (Juggy))..acknowledge that it's not your fault that you're that way...A panel of University students have deemed that your gayness is your parents fault... as they named you... pre-emptively pre-disposing you to your current level of Ghey.
Own up you bitches...feel not ashamed...it's not your fault
Your Friend (with a very non-gay name):
Narkissos
Carlos... 6 letters, more than one syllable. Theory goes down in flames!
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