had sex with my friends mom

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:11 AM

so i went to buddy's house last nite, he's in my group of friends, we wouldnt be friends if it wasnt for are mutual friends, but we are still good buds,he is a real nice guy but a prick whrn it comes to girls, so he had a party last nite, and invited about 15 peolple over, his mom is a MILF!!! big fake rack, hot blondie, so everyone started drinking and parting, and my friends mom started flirting with me, she started feeling my arms and chest, one thing led to another and we got it on. he doesnt know yet, should i tell him or keep it a secret?

**SwoleCat** · 03-05-2005, 10:12 AM

If you tell him, it's on.

Keep your mouth closed.

~SC~

**Psychotron** · 03-05-2005, 10:13 AM

Yea man, lol, I don't think it would be a wise choice to mention it. For the sake of his mental peace and yours i would keep it a secret.

**fitnessguy** · 03-05-2005, 10:15 AM

No don't tell him. Then maybe you can go back and hit it again

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

If you tell him, it's on.

Keep your mouth closed.

~SC~

i'm not worried about that,i would beat his ass, its the friendship. no one knows but me and his mom, so i dont think he will find out, but 2 other people asked me if we hooked up and i and i played it off like it was a joke,

**Pale Horse** · 03-05-2005, 10:19 AM

deny................deny.............deny......... .

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:20 AM

You also have to think about how it would affect his home life. Not that it is necessarilly stable if she is doing things like that, but still...

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:24 AM

Tell him and videotape it and post here.

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:27 AM

just to let you know, she has been divorced for 20 years, and never remarried. so i look at it like i did her a favor, it makes her feel attractive, and women have needs to, but i think he will find out, sooner or later, my bro is 25 and his younger sister who is also smoking,is 22, so i dont think it will effect there home life, she is really flirtatious with all of our friends, i just got lucky

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Tell him and videotape it and post here.

i would but i'd get banned, i wish i could post a pic of her, but that wouldnt be right

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:30 AM

You did the right thing bro! Go back for a second run!

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i would but i'd get banned, i wish i could post a pic of her, but that wouldnt be right

Sure you can, noone would ban you.

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by palme

You did the right thing bro! Go back for a second run!

i want to call her, but i dont know if that is a good idea, i need a sugar momma

**houseofpain** · 03-05-2005, 10:32 AM

thats awesome, i want to fukk a mom. if you tell him and he is any kind of man he will want to kick your ass, personally i would kill you. nice job though bro, fo sho

~HOP

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Sure you can, noone would ban you.

what would i say, can i have this picture to brag on AR how i just banged you.......... in the bathroom!!!

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i want to call her, but i dont know if that is a good idea, i need a sugar momma

No, no! Just make her a ****buddy, milf's rule!

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by houseofpain

thats awesome, i want to fukk a mom. if you tell him and he is any kind of man he will want to kick your ass, personally i would kill you. nice job though bro, fo sho

~HOP

it wasnt my fault, i was the piece of meat, and there is no way he could kick my ass, i'm not being tough either, he just isnt a tough guy

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:35 AM

I agree. Add her to your bullpen. When it is getting late in the game...call in the closer!

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by palme

No, no! Just make her a ****buddy, milf's rule!

she's completly bald down there also, that was unexpected, i want seconds, i wish i lasted longer lol

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:38 AM

i just feel bad, my bud is really a nice guy, but his mom wanted it

**fitnessguy** · 03-05-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

what would i say, can i have this picture to brag on AR how i just banged you.......... in the bathroom!!!

LOL... is that where your name came from?

I've banged a chick in the bathroom too though...

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

she's completly bald down there also, that was unexpected, i want seconds, i wish i lasted longer lol

I say if she keeps the field trimmed down there, then you're probably not the only one playing on her diamond. Sorry for all the sports analogies. Just fired up that baseball is starting again.

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by fitnessguy

LOL... is that where your name came from?

I've banged a chick in the bathroom too though...

, no the name was kind of random, i like banging chicks in the bathroom, i have always been a fan of mirrors

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by soontoberipped

I say if she keeps the field trimmed down there, then you're probably not the only one playing on her diamond. Sorry for all the sports analogies. Just fired up that baseball is starting again.

no worries bro, she might be getting some on the side, but not everyone is like me, bad boys always win, i take that back, not always, i have been shut down many times

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

no worries bro, she might be getting some on the side, but not everyone is like me, bad boys always win, i take that back, not always, i have been shut down many times

You may have been shut down before...but not this time. And I agree with you on the mirrors in the bathroom.

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:47 AM

i feel really guilty now, oh well, everyone was wasted, the best part was when she rolled a joint for for me and her right before we started pressing ham, i didnt evem know she was cool like that, she had always been against it, i guess she was being a good mom

**angelxterminator** · 03-05-2005, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

, no the name was kind of random, i like banging chicks in the bathroom, i have always been a fan of mirrors

I like big ones on the ceiling above the bed, especially if you got yourself a cowgirl....

I was in a similar situation once, but it was with a girl. She brought me over to her house, it was when I was 18...Her mom had her very young apparently because she was only 33....

Needless to say the girl found out when she came home from school and I was at her house. Not in the act or anything, but she was a bit startled and thought I was stalking her or something, but then her mom came out. I think she put it together then

Keep it hush, and if for some reason the kid pisses you off good, then let him know. Easy way to initiate the ass whooping!

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by soontoberipped

You may have been shut down before...but not this time. And I agree with you on the mirrors in the bathroom.

mirrors

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

, no the name was kind of random, i like banging chicks in the bathroom, i have always been a fan of mirrors

Man thats SICK! Im just like you haha! I love doing it doggystyle and checking the girls face in the mirror.

**fitnessguy** · 03-05-2005, 10:50 AM

I'm gonna have to agree with the mirrors too. It's like fvckin and watchin a porn at the same time

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Man thats SICK! Im just like you haha! I love doing it doggystyle and checking the girls face in the mirror.

And I can watch myself in the act and throw some poses in there too!

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by angelxterminator

I like big ones on the ceiling above the bed, especially if you got yourself a cowgirl....

I was in a similar situation once, but it was with a girl. She brought me over to her house, it was when I was 18...Her mom had her very young apparently because she was only 33....

Needless to say the girl found out when she came home from school and I was at her house. Not in the act or anything, but she was a bit startled and thought I was stalking her or something, but then her mom came out. I think she put it together then

Keep it hush, and if for some reason the kid pisses you off good, then let him know. Easy way to initiate the ass whooping!

i might have to let him know the next time he starts openig his mouth, he's a cocky bastard, but he has always been good to me, i dont feel like i did anything wrong, i think if i turned her down it would have been worse, she basically dragged me upstairs, also, i was hammered, sh!t happens

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by fitnessguy

I'm gonna have to agree with the mirrors too. It's like fvckin and watchin a porn at the same time

i wanted to start posing when i was laying the jackhammer,lol, the funniest thing was when she pulled the condom out of the top drawer, that must be the family hiding place

**soontoberipped** · 03-05-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i wanted to start posing when i was laying the jackhammer,lol, the funniest thing was when she pulled the condom out of the top drawer, that must be the family hiding place

LMFAO

**SplinterCell** · 03-05-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i wanted to start posing when i was laying the jackhammer,lol, the funniest thing was when she pulled the condom out of the top drawer, that must be the family hiding place

I demand pics of her bewbiez!!!

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i wanted to start posing when i was laying the jackhammer,lol, the funniest thing was when she pulled the condom out of the top drawer, that must be the family hiding place

Your probly not the first of his friends that shes ****ed haha.

**Benches505** · 03-05-2005, 10:58 AM

I hope you pulled the rubber off and hosed her face down when you were done. A filthy ho is a just that, mother or not.

**dirtdawg** · 03-05-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Man thats SICK! Im just like you haha! I love doing it doggystyle and checking the girls face in the mirror.

and she said, take your shirt off for me, but i never got her shirt off, and i really wanted to see her rack, she got them 2 years ago, maybe a little longer, it was fun, but i dont think it is a good idea to call her, but i just might, wait, i dont even have her number, i only have her sons cell #!!

**fitnessguy** · 03-05-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i wanted to start posing when i was laying the jackhammer,lol, the funniest thing was when she pulled the condom out of the top drawer, that must be the family hiding place

haha! ya brought back some old memories...Well being as it's the "family" hiding place...I'd go for the sister next...

**palme** · 03-05-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

and she said, take your shirt off for me, but i never got her shirt off, and i really wanted to see her rack, she got them 2 years ago, maybe a little longer, it was fun, but i dont think it is a good idea to call her, but i just might, wait, i dont even have her number, i only have her sons cell #!!

Call his house and hope she answers

Or stop by when you know his not at home.

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