Today starts the official Slap Your Irritating Chat Room Member Holiday: Do you have a chat freind who posts long assed winded posts about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a **** about? Do you have a chat member who ALWAYS screws up stuff causing you to post more to counter his/her BS? Do you have a chat member who kisses so much Mod butt that he can tell what the Mod had for lunch? Do you have a chat member who is SOOOO obnoxious, when he/she answers a thread everyone leaves? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officaly announce that this week is SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CHAT MEMBER WEEK!
There are rules you must follow:
1. You can only slap one member per hour - no more.
2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
3. You are allowed to hold a member down while other members take their turns slapping the irritant.
4. No weapons are allowed....no letter bombs as well.
5. Cursing is mandatory! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a** always messing stuff up!"
If questioned by a Mod (or police, if a Mod is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE and point the finger to another member as being the culprit. Now study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping...........and have a great day.
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for getting yet another car that I'd want! The fact you have a short penis does offer some comfort.
Originally Posted by 1victor
