What orders get you mocked at?!?!

[Dave321]

When you're out with friends and they all decided to eat/drink out... what do you order that makes them mock you for being obsessive compulsive???

My orders that others get a kick outa:

Coffee- half milk, 2 sweetners
Pizza- whole wheat thin crust little cheese
cheat day combo's- with a DIET coke!
going to the supplement store for lunch instead of Wendy's
Drinking rye/diet, vodka/water, labatts sterling low carb beer


I could go on, but let's hear yours'.

[SwoleCat]

Double cheeseburgers w/no bun.

~SC~

[Smak]

Friday, I had a bag of M&M's and a Dasani water. Then I had a triple stack from Wendy's and a diet coke.

[Smak]

Also when I go to the bar, I'll ask for a Red Bull no sugar/Vodka. Most of the time they don't have it, but some places do.

[Dave321]

Also when I go to the bar, I'll ask for a Red Bull no sugar/Vodka. Most of the time they don't have it, but some places do.

hmmmm.... never heard of no sugar red bull.. but dammit ill ask for it from now on!

[305GUY]

Going to bar-b-que places and ordering things dry (with no bbq sauce). it sucks sometimes seeing everybody get messy with the bbq sauce and i'm not.

[Keyser Sozey]

I went to McDonald's a while back. Everyone was ordering their Big Macs, or Quarter Pounders.... I got a chicken Caesar salad w double the chicken and a diet coke.
Everybody was like "It's McDonald's big guy, can't you take a day off?
Sheeit, eating there is bad enough, why can't I get something that is the healthiest.

Also, most of the time, I have food in my car, so if we are at a club and the three hour mark is approaching, I will go outside and eat. I Always catch sh*t for this type of stuff.
Excuse the rant

[IronFreakX]

-none ,I always make sure i have my own shit with me

if for any reason I dont have access..I will go to the nearest Supermarket and get a can of tuna in olive oil , smoked salmon or go buy a protein bar

[SprinterOne]

Any burger or sandwhich plain (just the meats, cheeses and the bun). Most people can't understand how I don't have some kind of mayo or ketchup or whatever.

[Smak]

hmmmm.... never heard of no sugar red bull.. but dammit ill ask for it from now on!

Hell yea bruh, I drink the shit out of Sugar free Red Bull's. 10 calories I think with the same pick me up as the regular ones without the sugar. They have them at most convenient stores here in the U.S. Aren't you from Canada though? Sorry

[MatrixGuy]

Black coffee, diet coke and mineral water to drink.

Everyone at work takes the piss too when am eating my lunch, which is brown rice, tuna and green beans, all mixed together.... COLD... :LOL: With a dash of low carb, no sugar BBQ sauce...... which tastes like dirt!

Then i follow that with a cold turkey breast, which everyone says looks like a grandma's slipper

Anyone who ever comes out eating with me gets very annoyed when am saying.... 'cant eat that', 'cant eat this', 'to high in sugar', 'too high in saturated fat', 'too low in protein'...

[armwrestler22]

Any burger or sandwhich plain (just the meats, cheeses and the bun). Most people can't understand how I don't have some kind of mayo or ketchup or whatever.

exact same here bro, besides burgers,i get burritos carne asada and chese only, on whole wheat tortilla.

[BG]

We go out to the bar and my fuc'n asshole friends order me a shirely temple from a hot bartender cuz I dont drink. Gets me evrytime!!!!!!!

[SexyKitty]

hmmmm.... never heard of no sugar red bull.. but dammit ill ask for it from now on!

They dont have it in Canada

[trisdog]

mcdonalds (if I am starving am Im not driving the car) - chicken mcgrill no mayo
subway - turkey lettuce tomatoes sweet peper and no fat honey mustard
tuna right out of the can, my friends get a kick out of that
walk into a grocery store - my friends come out with chips, candy bars, soda's.. I come out with protein bars and water ha!

and so on..