What i heard at work.

[SnaX]

One of our servers I work was tellin me all this shit he's said to women...

"if a girl gives bad head, you're like "whatever". But if she gives good head, you know there's been a lot of cocks in that mouth before yours"

"If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport"

Sex Moves: (this really only works if you have good visualisation skills)

This one is called the "rodeo":

"Doing your chick doggy-style; lean forward over her, grab her hair, and yell your ex's name. When she tries to 'buck' you off, pull her back closer by her hair.. 'Yeeehaw!!" - (This is called the "rodeo")

This one is called "Spider Man":

"Doing your chick doggy-style; pull out and come in your hand, then spit on her back. When she turns around to look, then with the web-sling-hand-pose fling your handfull of giz into her face, and yell "SpiderMan!"
-(This is called the "Spider Man")

[steve0]

hahahahah Spider man !!! i have heard of the rodeo but i beleive it works better if she's on top and ur otta luck if your girl has short hair

[NotSmall]

hahahahah Spider man !!! i have heard of the rodeo but i beleive it works better if she's on top and ur otta luck if your girl has short hair

The recomended way to address that problem is to grab the boobs.

[anaBROLIC]

lol i heard of the spider man but i believe it was called something else when i heard it.

[NotSmall]

lol i heard of the spider man but i believe it was called something else when i heard it.

The "Houdini", and you don't come in your hand you just pull out, spit on her back and when she turns round whack off in her eye. I don't really want a handfull of cocksnot.