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  1. 04-01-2006, 06:09 PM #1
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    Got Laid, Got Jumped, One ****ed Up Night!

    Ok so my buddy calls me and invites me to some chicks house, says there are a bunch of hot chicks there. I go of course. This gorgeous chick answers the door. I wanted her instantly. I had a feeling something would happen with us. Well she was all over me. We ended up goin to the basement and lucky me gets laid. Well afterwards shes like "OMG I just ****ed up!" Im like huh? "shes like "I have a Boy friend of a year, but your so hot I couldnt resist I had to have you Blah blah, blah..." I was like oops haha. Well she still was all over me, we messed around some more, then I asked for her # and she said no. SO I got used (I know I sound like a chick). ****in sucks, she was hot, but W/e.

    Ok well after we leave the basement, I here someone yelling help him! I look out the window and my buddies friend is gettin jumped by two gangbangers. I didnt want to get involved. So my buddy went out there to help him. Well the gangbangers kicked their asses. They started stomping them, so then I had no choice but to do something. I ran out there, and the gangbangers tried jumping me. Well it didnt go so well for them. I ended up knocking both of them out, first punch each. Well I tried picking up my buddies, then the gangbangers got back up and tried getting me again, once again I jacked each one of them and put them on their asses. It was really ****ed up. I dont like to fight, but I had no choice. I felt kinda studley though lol that I was able to take them out 2 on 1, when they just got done whoopin my friends. I really think all the liftin has payed off, I took them with ease, and they were pretty big guys, the one was half white half mexican and like 6'2 200, the other guy was shorter but a buff ass black guy. If I hadnt been lifting so much I dont think I would have been able to take em so easily. I then hopped in the car and took off, for fear of the police. I guess more gangbangers came and really ****ed up one of my friends. And to add insult to injury the chick I nailed ended up goin with the gangbangers after I left......Wow only this shit would happen to me.
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    Is this an April fools story?
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    maybe one of those 'gangbangers' was her bf
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    Chest I like you man you call it like you see it.

    i agree
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    i have never read a post of someone who got laid and the chick wasnt anything but hot or HOTTER or DROP DEAD GEORGOUS!

    oddly enuff the only time i ever got laid and posted about it was w/ a hot chick alll other chicks i laid.. not so hot LOL well cute and attractive no models though well a few but she was a married mom that was ****d up i almost got shot LOOK I HIJACK@!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6

    I concur




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    Yep..
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    Just because u r pussys and cant fight doesnt mean I am. I have better things to do with my time then make up stories, maybe thats your hobby.....
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    HAHA you my friend are truely full of shit.

    But your are funny I give you that.
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    That is the worst ****in story i EVER heard in my life. I can cmell the horseshit steaming all theway from Illinois. I'm praying to God that April Fool's comes out of your mouth or you are so gone.
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    Its true. I dont care what anyone thinks. Like I said it was a ****ed up night....Definetely didnt see it commin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve80
    Just because u r pussys and cant fight doesnt mean I am. I have better things to do with my time then make up stories, maybe thats your hobby.....

    Oh man your not kidding.......WOOOOOW. Honestly when you wrote that, words didnt come out of your mouth, you literally threw up bullshit all over your keyboard as you typed that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve80
    Its true. I dont care what anyone thinks. Like I said it was a ****ed up night....Definetely didnt see it commin.

    Bro I mean honestly dont become a used car salesman cuz the world will see right through you. I mean that was just a horrible sounding story that was just unbelievably fake. I mean c'mon your honestly insulting the shit outta my by trying to pass that story off as fact. You made yourself get laid and become a hero by taking on two guys at the same time. Sorry dude but you should go wipe your mouth cuz the shit's commin outta that end.
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    w/e its true. Not sure why its so hard to believe. Wierd stuff like this happens to me alot.
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    Weird things happen to most schizophrenics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve80
    w/e its true. Not sure why its so hard to believe. Wierd stuff like this happens to me alot.


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    w/e I am done arguing with you, just because you have nothin better to do then talk shit on the internet, doesnt mean I dont. You=Lame
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    I had to remove it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve80
    w/e I am done arguing with you, just because you have nothin better to do then talk shit on the internet, doesnt mean I dont. You=Lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve80
    w/e I am done arguing with you, just because you have nothin better to do then talk shit on the internet, doesnt mean I dont. You=Lame

    Sorry dude but callin someones bullshit on the internet is better than spewing it out of your mouth.

    You=Dumbass
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have never read a post of someone who got laid and the chick wasnt anything but hot or HOTTER or DROP DEAD GEORGOUS!
    hahahh i know what you mean.... this board is full of playas
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    I need those pics going in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    I need those pics going in this thread

    ygpm
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    Anyone else wanna tell some stories tonight?
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    i already posted one but mine is real!
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    Plus in his profile he's 6'1" 180 pounds and been training for 5 months!!! Yeah even more believable now. Remember this guys name. That was quite the bedtime story fellas and I'm going to bed now. I wanna see some good things come from this thread when I get up in the morning.
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    damit my thread doesnt even get half this much attention.. i shuda lied
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    6'1" 180..watch out..
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    this is interesting stuff. lol. hey, maybe steve is a super pimp and bad ass street fighter, we don't know. or maybe he is full of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Weird things happen to most schizophrenics.
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    MY STORY WAS BETTER!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    MY STORY WAS BETTER!!
    better? but definately believable...
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    this is one of the funniest threads i have read to date!!! i seriously love the pics and Tai, yours is about shit your pants hilarious. by the way... Steve, one of those gangbangers was my cousin Mickey... M I C...K E Y...and from your ISP numbers he knows where you live now so if I were you I would turn my clock ahead for daylight savings immediately so you don't get your ass beat on April Fools Day!

    oh and he did f*ck that girl you f*cked...

    only he did it the day before you did it...


    oh, and he has herpes...

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    dont know if I should believe him, kinda sounds to good to be true.
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