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    Fat lazy people

    Alright so every night after we close, we gotta go around and help in different departments where I work at. There are these 2 fat girls that just follow us around and watch us when we r doin stuff. Flat stacking lumber...taking back returns and taking cardboard to the compactor are a few of them. I think I'm the only one that said something. I was like.."Hey..can you two help us?" and theyre like "No, we're girls, yall boys can do all the hard work". WTF? There are 2 other girls that help out..and the 2 fat ones that dont help never get shit for it. They'll just sit there and watch. Theyre always in the break room eating candy too. Damn fatties That is all..

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    fatties doin anything...fat chance...fatty fat fats...

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    mistake them for busses...if nothing else it will put thoughts of self mutilation in their heads

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    Fat and lazy.

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    bang em

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    Mistake them for buses..thats a good idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Mistake them for buses..thats a good idea
    do it.....or tell them that if they actually helped then maybe they wouldn't be quite so like whales.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    bang em
    i know i would you know they're easy

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    Leave a trail of cookies from the cardboard to the compactor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Leave a trail of cookies from the cardboard to the compactor.
    Thats a good one. A lady that I checked out today gave me like 3 packets of Kit-Kats. She walked over to my register and I threw them to the side..cuz of course I aint gonna eat that shit. She was like "Why dont you eat these!?!?" I said because "I dont want to get fatter" and she seemed offended because I said the word "fat" or something. Oh...and those kit kats were long gone when I turned back around 10 seconds later after she had walked off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Leave a trail of cookies from the cardboard to the compactor.
    lmao

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    kit kats are a staple of any fat persons diet.

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    punch her in the gut for the kit kat theft...what are you gonna do on break now???


    Gimme a break Gimme a break...break me of a piece of that KIT KAT BAR

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    Bitches are so fat Jesus himself couldnt lift their spirits up......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myka
    punch her in the gut for the kit kat theft...what are you gonna do on break now???


    Gimme a break Gimme a break...break me of a piece of that KIT KAT BAR
    I had to settle for Jack in the box today


    Oh! Another thing. I was takin my ECA yesterday and these dudes were like..what ya takin there? I said caffeine. I acted like I looked away but kinna peered back and those ****ers were doin the "Yeah right" face and whispering. ****ers Sayin about my protein powder "Man that much cocaine will kill ya" psh

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Bitches are so fat Jesus himself couldnt lift their spirits up......
    dont bring jesus into this ><

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    if they said you were takin cocaine and said that much would kill ya....should have been like "If thats the case, i've got some extra for you guys?"

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    lol i read the title and thought u was talking trash about me

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Sayin about my protein powder "Man that much cocaine will kill ya" psh
    No if I take this much cocaine I'll kill you, better run you little f#cks!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenLantern12
    No if I take this much cocaine I'll kill you, better run you little f#cks!!
    Got that right. The one that said it was a middle aged guy....

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    Next time i'd be like "i know u guys arent going to help, so why dont u just go to the break room n sit there so i atleast don't have to listen or be aware of your existances."

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    Thats a good idea. Most of the time the fatties are next to the computer the whole time waiting to clock out and go home. When we have to do stuff they sigh and follow us around that actually do work. Seriously..what is so bad about walking around and standing there? I guess theyre mad because the ice cream place is about to close and they have to waddle quickly when we finally leave

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    Another fatty is in my math class. ED when I have to get by..her chair is always pushed way back for room for her gut...She never scoots up to let me by so I'll always sorta exaggerate and lunge toward her chair and kinna fall over a lil She got the point the last time because I basically fell on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Alright so every night after we close, we gotta go around and help in different departments where I work at. There are these 2 fat girls that just follow us around and watch us when we r doin stuff. Flat stacking lumber...taking back returns and taking cardboard to the compactor are a few of them. I think I'm the only one that said something. I was like.."Hey..can you two help us?" and theyre like "No, we're girls, yall boys can do all the hard work". WTF? There are 2 other girls that help out..and the 2 fat ones that dont help never get shit for it. They'll just sit there and watch. Theyre always in the break room eating candy too. Damn fatties That is all..

    Ha, do you work where the motto used to be 'I help in all departments'? Let me guess, the two girls are cashiers, or customer service people. I used to work in a home warehouse in electrical and I could never get any help. And it wasn't like I had big stuff, no one wanted to deal putting away every little part or item since it required so much walking or ladder work. You would think an 8-10 step ladder was the gateway to hell from the way some 'fatties' avoid it. Now that's lazy!

    Where's your manager when all this is going on? They should make the slackers clock out - no point in riding the clock.
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    I hate it when fat people expect special treatment. Especially when they claim disablity, and get handicapped parking. That pisses me off! I think fat people should have to park at the end of the parking lot, and waddle their fat asses into the store. Alittle walking might help them loose acouple of pounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    I hate it when fat people expect special treatment. Especially when they claim disablity, and get handicapped parking. That pisses me off! I think fat people should have to park at the end of the parking lot, and waddle their fat asses into the store. Alittle walking might help them loose acouple of pounds.
    atleast it would help the economy.. cause u know after all that walking they'll go buy the big expensive chocolate cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Another fatty is in my math class. ED when I have to get by..her chair is always pushed way back for room for her gut...She never scoots up to let me by so I'll always sorta exaggerate and lunge toward her chair and kinna fall over a lil She got the point the last time because I basically fell on her
    she probably just thought u were hitting on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    I hate it when fat people expect special treatment. Especially when they claim disablity, and get handicapped parking. That pisses me off! I think fat people should have to park at the end of the parking lot, and waddle their fat asses into the store. Alittle walking might help them loose acouple of pounds.
    there was this lady the other day that had to be 350-400 lbs riding around on one of those electric amigo things...I started to feel bad for her but as I looked in her basket thing there was a big chocolate chip muffin...so i didnt

    Quote Originally Posted by MinkyGirl

    Ha, do you work where the motto used to be 'I help in all departments'? Let me guess, the two girls are cashiers, or customer service people. I used to work in a home warehouse in electrical and I could never get any help. And it wasn't like I had big stuff, no one wanted to deal putting away every little part or item since it required so much walking or ladder work. You would think an 8-10 step ladder was the gateway to hell from the way some 'fatties' avoid it. Now that's lazy!

    Where's your manager when all this is going on? They should make the slackers clock out - no point in riding the clock.
    Theyre customer service. Im actually a cashier They just make us do bitch work for departments that need help for closing

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    I don't understand it... Sunday morning I'm out for my usual run as I pass by a McDonalds and see tubs of lard parking their crap in a seat too small for their hides and mowing down. I mean, okay, so you're fat... you have to know you're fat, you can't escape it... why are you making it worse? What would compel you to add to that?

    Is there some sort of mental deficiency that comes with being that way that makes you think, hey ... I'm big, I don't need to exert myself in any way or even try to be the least bit healthy... ?

    Those tubs need to check the attitude and start helping out around work, or at least suffer some sort of reprocussions for not doing anything. I'm sure they weren't hired to delegate all the work to the motivated people..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    I hate it when fat people expect special treatment. Especially when they claim disablity, and get handicapped parking. That pisses me off! I think fat people should have to park at the end of the parking lot, and waddle their fat asses into the store. Alittle walking might help them loose acouple of pounds.

    That's like the fat people getting pissed over some airlines wanting to make them buy two seats. I mean, if your ass takes up two seats, then you should pay for two seats. I know I've been stuck on a plane next to an obese person and had to deal with them spilling into my seat. I should get my money's worth of space without sharing it with someone else. Where are my rights as an average size person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinkyGirl

    That's like the fat people getting pissed over some airlines wanting to make them buy two seats. I mean, if your ass takes up two seats, then you should pay for two seats. I know I've been stuck on a plane next to an obese person and had to deal with them spilling into my seat. I should get my money's worth of space without sharing it with someone else. Where are my rights as an average size person?
    Yeah I hate that shit. I tend to spill into other people's space but its my shoulders...not my fatty love handles that spill over. My legs barely fit too..I have about an inch in between when they are straight ahead. They do need to make them bigger for non fatties..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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