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    Women are like..... (this is for all my bros lol)

    Alright guys enjoy.................... (payback for mz fits thread about guys )



    Sure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship.



    Thats what I like about these high school girls I keep getting older they stay the same age.



    For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
    And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

    Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing,
    if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."



    A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.



    There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lower


    Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.


    A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.


    When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.



    God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.



    Women are the decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly



    Some men are different. All women are alike.



    A woman has three reasons for everything she does. The reason she says she has, the reason she thinks she has, and the reason she really has.



    Woman: a biped with two hands, two feet, two eyes and two faces.



    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack."
    Last edited by juiceboxxx; 05-16-2006 at 01:59 AM.

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    women... at least from my experience are manipulative as all hell. they ALWAYS play head games... always.

    i swear, if i didn't love women so much, id hate them

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    women.............

    "cant live with them but cant live without them"

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiceboxxx
    Nature intended women to be our slaves...They are our property, we are not theirs...
    They belong to us, just as a tree which bears fruit belongs to the gardener. What a mad idea to demand equality for women!...
    Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

    uhhh, what? im all for hooking up with sluts at the bar, but i dont think of females as property. females are beautiful and should be treted like the angels that they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    uhhh, what? im all for hooking up with sluts at the bar, but i dont think of females as property. females are beautiful and should be treted like the angels that they are.
    lol I admit that one was a bit too harsh. I just searched it up on google on ihatewomen.com

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    took that 1 off the list.

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    Why do women fake orgasms? Cos they think guys give a sh*t...............

    W.I.F.E. stands for Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homeguard
    Why do women fake orgasms? Cos they think guys give a sh*t...............

    W.I.F.E. stands for Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    uhhh, what? im all for hooking up with sluts at the bar, but i dont think of females as property. females are beautiful and should be treted like the angels that they are.

    Mind game playing angels right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    Mind game playing angels right?

    haha, something like that

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    some jokes......................

    This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

    She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"


    He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"


    Q: Why do they give female names to natural disasters?
    A: When they come on to you, they are all wet and wild. When they leave, your house is gone, your car is gone, your dog is gone. . .

    There are three kinds of women: those you look away from, those you look up to, and those you look around at

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    Why are women like dog turds?

    Cos the older they get the easier they are to pick up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homeguard
    Why do women fake orgasms? Cos they think guys give a sh*t...............

    W.I.F.E. stands for Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc

    lol
    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    Mind game playing angels right?
    ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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    LOTSA HATE in here. my thread was a joke..

    But hey you dudes got options.. you can become gay, or use your hand

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    Boys.. this one is for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Boys.. this one is for you



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Boys.. this one is for you

    take the turd out of the picture and I accept your offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homeguard
    Why are women like dog turds?

    Cos the older they get the easier they are to pick up



    in relationships women are like monkeys they never let go of one branch while they have a firm grip on the next.


    all bitches is hoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    women... at least from my experience are manipulative as all hell. they ALWAYS play head games... always.

    i swear, if i didn't love women so much, id hate them

    i like head games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helium3
    i like head games.
    heads or tails?

    tails = ASS

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    Quote Originally Posted by helium3
    i like head .

    there...fixed it to what you probably meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    heads or tails?

    tails = ASS

    How about one and then the other..

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    How about one and then the other..
    That would make the perfect woman

    Unfortunately, that don't exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    heads or tails?

    tails = ASS

    haha, thats not exatly the kinda head games i was talking about

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    i got a head game id like to play with a beautiful female. its called beautiful angel, sit back, get comfortable and let me do my thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    i got a head game id like to play with a beautiful female. its called beautiful angel, sit back, get comfortable and let me do my thing

    Haha, yea for serious. Alrite, now lean your head back. Good, good. Now open your throat. Nice. Okay, now, don't move for the next 20-30 minutes...and I've heard it helps to breath through your nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhishStasH
    Haha, yea for serious. Alrite, now lean your head back. Good, good. Now open your throat. Nice. Okay, now, don't move for the next 20-30 minutes...and I've heard it helps to breath through your nose.

    id rather go down on a chick than have her go down on me

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    i take pride in the skill and strength i got in my tongue. besides, that happier you make your girl, the less likely she is to cheat on you

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    thats another thing i noticed about girls. the majority of them are unfaithful

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    "Women are the decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly"

    I concur with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    thats another thing i noticed about girls. the majority of them are unfaithful
    Girls... not women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    women... at least from my experience are manipulative as all hell. they ALWAYS play head games... always.

    i swear, if i didn't love women so much, id hate them
    So right......unfortunately!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temptation
    Girls... not women.

    like it or not, its a trend ive noticed.

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    You also live in California.

    Have you noticed the level of conceit of women who live there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temptation
    You also live in California.

    Have you noticed the level of conceit of women who live there?

    yea, theres alot of stuck up females here. but i think its more cause people only really care about themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    thats another thing i noticed about girls. the majority of them are unfaithful
    can u prove this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temptation
    You also live in California.

    Have you noticed the level of conceit of women who live there?
    there is a fine line between confidence and conceit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    can u prove this?

    i think i should rephrase that. the majority of girls that i know and am friends with cheat on their boyfriends. this includes a few of my girlfriends too

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    i hate women boooooooooo but im not gay

    im just not ready to be with some cocky/rude/biaaatch

    i hear good things about the 70's and 80's lets go back in time.

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