I give birth on a daily basis!Medical phenomenon?

**Pinnacle** · 06-01-2006, 01:28 PM

You've read the title correctly.That is not a typographical error.

Every morning when I awake from my slumber,with in 15 minutes,I go into labor.Now my labor isn't quite that of a pregnant women in the traditional sense.I don't break water.I do, however,having cramping in the abdominal region followed by excretions of vile,toxic gases that would in deed make Saddam Hussein proud.With in a few moments after I break my "Wind" I know it's time to head to the "Throne of Birth" and position myself.Once in place,feeling comfortable,having my breathing rhythms in tact,I commence to pushing.After a few short,and sometimes painful,moments of pushing and sweating I'll let out a sigh of relief.The ritual of birth is complete.Following that,a look of pleasure and fulfillment adorns my face.I now stand up,taking on that proud,radiant look that all fathers get at this joyous moment in ones life.I gaze down upon the "Throne of birth".The smile widens on my face as I take the first look at my newly born 6 pound tar baby.But I can't help wonder "What will become of him?".There will be no nurturing of this baby.No need to feed him.Clothe him,send him off to college.As I look down upon him,draping him with tissue for his long,and hopefully pleasant,journey into the vile underworld of civilization.I can't help to be saddened.However,I know all to well he can not stay.Like every other creature on this planet that bares a newborn,we must part ways with our offspring.So with the touch of a lever,a whirl pool of water spirals my newly born tar baby along on its journey to the abys...
Fear not my tar baby.You will be meeting others along your journey.You will not be alone..........

~Pinnacle~

**Booz** · 06-01-2006, 01:34 PM

so thats wat ive been doin every mornin............

**bigpapabuff** · 06-01-2006, 01:40 PM

Dude don't worry about it, that's perfectly healthy... and remember, youre not alone.

**Natty99** · 06-01-2006, 01:43 PM

LMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>> Great post Pinn

***BajanBastard*** · 06-01-2006, 01:44 PM

Alien queen eh?

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 01:47 PM

i give birth mid day.. is that normal?!

**Mizfit** · 06-01-2006, 01:48 PM

u guys r full of crap

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

u guys r full of crap

u have no idea..

**Booz** · 06-01-2006, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

u guys r full of crap

ummm not at the moment......................

**Pinnacle** · 06-01-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

u guys r full of crap

In my case its "tar".

And only briefly in the morning.So Mizfit,no hugging on squeezing til the ritual is complete.I wouldn't want to have a miscarriage

~Pinnacle~

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

In my case its "tar".

And only briefly in the morning.So Mizfit,no hugging on squeezing til the ritual is complete.I wouldn't want to have a miscarriage

~Pinnacle~

ROFL omg i would HATE to see that!

**Booz** · 06-01-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

ROFL omg i would LOVE to see that!

yup you would wouldnt you....................................

RA · 06-01-2006, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

In my case its "tar".

And only briefly in the morning.So Mizfit,no hugging on squeezing til the ritual is complete.I wouldn't want to have a miscarriage

~Pinnacle~

haaaaaaaaaahaahahahaha. sick bastard

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Booz

yup you would wouldnt you....................................

grrrr

**Pinnacle** · 06-01-2006, 02:20 PM

Gotta run..I might be having twins today

Not identical,but twins none the less.Oppps....just broke my "wind"...see ya.......

~Pinnacle~

**Mizfit** · 06-01-2006, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

In my case its "tar".

And only briefly in the morning.So Mizfit,no hugging on squeezing til the ritual is complete.I wouldn't want to have a miscarriage

~Pinnacle~

I don't really have babies.. enot the one's women speak of, nor the ones you have addressed here in your post.

I think you and Burger king have something in common and should start sunbathing by the pool, instead of using it to drop off kids and huxtables

**Mizfit** · 06-01-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

Gotta run..I might be having twins today

Not identical,but twins none the less.Oppps....just broke my "wind"...see ya.......

~Pinnacle~

Hmm im a twin.. and i don't think u could squeeze us outta that tiny hole.. even when we were this tiny

**cfiler** · 06-01-2006, 04:26 PM

**MatrixGuy** · 06-01-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Hmm im a twin.. and i don't think u could squeeze us outta that tiny hole.. even when we were this tiny

awwwwwww!

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

awwwwwww!

i know but the one in the middle looks TERRIFIED!

**MatrixGuy** · 06-01-2006, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i know but the one in the middle looks TERRIFIED!

am thinking it's damien's sister.

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

am thinking it's damien's sister.

DOOD they picked a round face pug for the NEW OMEN!
wtf is so scarry about that?!
he looks CUDDLY.. the old one.. = OMG SCARRY uber black hair.. sunk in face..EVILLLLL

**MatrixGuy** · 06-01-2006, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

DOOD they picked a round face pug for the NEW OMEN!
wtf is so scarry about that?!
he looks CUDDLY.. the old one.. = OMG SCARRY uber black hair.. sunk in face..EVILLLLL

Is that film out yet? Not seen it yet.

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Is that film out yet? Not seen it yet.

its release 6/6/06 LOL

**BEER WHORE** · 06-01-2006, 05:20 PM

mizfit was even hot as a kid

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by BEER WHORE

mizfit was even hot as a kid

now ur just stretching for it

**Mizfit** · 06-01-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by BEER WHORE

mizfit was even hot as a kid

Oya which one is me?

**taiboxa** · 06-01-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Oya which one is me?

der one on the right!
kuz she is heavier
and u said u were a walrus growin up!

**Pinnacle** · 06-02-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Oya which one is me?

I don't think I ever actually saw a picture of your face in any of your avatars.So I couldn't make a guess.All three are extremely cute,so it really doesn't matter which one you are.The battle of looks has been won already

btw...your back is looking awesome.Whatever you are doing,keep it up

~Pinnacle~

***G-1000*** · 06-02-2006, 11:26 AM

I think miz is the one on the left.

**Mizfit** · 06-02-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

I think miz is the one on the left.

correct

**BARLOW** · 06-02-2006, 12:37 PM

so where is ur sister? single? :

**Mizfit** · 06-02-2006, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

so where is ur sister? single? :

Engaged

RA · 06-02-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

correct

I would have guessed that. Cute pic.

**Mizfit** · 06-02-2006, 01:56 PM

Pinnacle's other idle though thread has taken a turn for the favour of you boys damnit

**C_Bino** · 06-02-2006, 02:15 PM

Pinn...you sick sick man.

All I can say is you better pray you never have to have a cesarean section. LMAO.

**taiboxa** · 06-02-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Pinnacle's other idle though thread has taken a turn for the favour of you boys damnit

i dont get it what u saying?

**Lifts-a-lot** · 06-02-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Booz

ummm not at the moment......................

BG · 06-02-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i give birth mid day.. is that normal?!

I give birth 3-4 times a day, thank god for witch hazel.

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