The Lone Ranger and Tonto toooo... (warning, some may find the offensive)

[spywizard]

Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went
camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up,
both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky,
what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies,
"I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?"
asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo chip.
Someone stole the tent."

[decadbal]

hahaha

[craneboy]

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

[WEBB]

LMFAO, thats awesome.

[Gra]

[spywizard]

found this and wanted to share again..