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Thread: OMG, Walmarts drink mix made me take a dump that was AQUA BLUE!!!!

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    OMG, Walmarts drink mix made me take a dump that was AQUA BLUE!!!!

    I'm not kidding, I swear it on the holy bible. I drank about a gallon and a hlf of this sugar free Walmart grape drink shit, and this morning when I took a shit I was in shock!!! It was the grossest thing, it was almost aqua blue in color, I guess from the food dye or something. It seriously lookd like Swamp Thing stopped over to my place to take a shit. I just sat there and looked at it for a few seconds, I almost left it to surprise my wife. It was the grossest thing ever. I'm drinking the rasberry flavor today, maybe tomorrow morning my shit will look bright red? Anyways, if your bored just go to Wally World and pick up some of this stuff, it's $1.75, see what neat colors you get!!!

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    lmfao. my daughter had a birthday cake and her shit was blue. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4


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    hahhah one time.....

    I had a track infection right. Anybody who has ever had a track infection knows the meds make you piss like neon orange, and stains anything it comes in contact with.


    SO im in a public bathroom. i take my piss like usual, and after i zip up and walk away, the guy who was one away from me happened to notic neon orange piss that stained the urnal......he looked at me and said, lol what the **** man? i just kind of shrugged my shoulders with my hands at my side with a half smile and walked away.

    lol this had me cracking up for hours. great times

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    thats funny ironreload04!

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    There used to be Dorito Puffs, which look the normal orange, but would turn your tounge blue.

    Those would turn my poop bright blue.

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    u get what u paid for.. i guess

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    I smell a lawsuit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    I smell a lawsuit...
    i dont think its quite that serious bro

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    lol, Thats gross. Do you look at your shits often bro?

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    When i was (not that much) younger I had to take a court mandated drug test, I used one of those "system flush" drinks and my pee had a strange light blue hue to it.

    I figured even if I tested negative they'd know something was up...
    "yeah we got another blue p-er, give him the hair test"

    no one noticed though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    I smell a lawsuit...
    I don't think its a lawsuit you're smelling its blue crap

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    i bet it stunk really bad??

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    i drink the walmart brand ed and have never had problems, try the early morning sunrise, it is excellent.

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    thats awsome!

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