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    Talking Confessions of a chick who likes ice cream (An ode 2 Confesin of a wanabe bodybuilder

    I have a happy, yet delusion vision of the future, but find the present pretty great on some days, not so bad on others, and a little shitty the odd time or two.


    My personal life is like something outta a novel too long to write and way to speculative to let the world “Read all about it.” I am haunted, and taunted by the umpteenth number of empty ice cream containers I have eaten all by myself over the course of my life, never mind the number of empties from the last year. I believe we are the master of our own domain and I have no one but myself to blame for all those pounds of ice cream I have consumed. If I had to chose between not eating ice cream for the rest of my life or meeting the man of my dreams – I would seriously have to think about it.

    In the coming months I will have to decide where to put my focus. See here is my biggest issue. With ice cream there is no wrong choice. Any flavor is good, but when it comes to men, the chances of making a wrong choice have always been very probable. See, although at times men bring a lot of joy, they are often a big pain in the rear and can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. Ice cream however does none of this. In regards to working out , men also tend to interfere, whereas ice cream really just makes you work a little hard – “KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE”



    Unlike other areas of my life, I'm clear on what I want from ice cream. I know that I want more I have a set of priorities of tasting each and every flavor before I die - the typical ones, chocolate, vanilla, Neapolitan, butter scotch, and you can’t forget chocolate chip and heavenly hash. Chocolate mint is highest priority. I'm more planned out this time around with respect to prioritizing which kinds of ice cream I conquer first, and I am pulling out "all the stops" in my bring it on approach. I'm excited about eating and tasting various flavors from both the grocery store and specialty shops and I know there is a big difference in quality between brands. – you pay for what you get.

    Let's face it, ice cream is a super duper treat and who on earth can resist it? I definately embrace the notion of having a national ice cream day across the world. I dare you to try every flavour you can! Ice cream makes everything better. I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.

    Thank-you for reading.. any questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I have a happy, yet delusion vision of the future, but find the present pretty great on some days, not so bad on others, and a little shitty the odd time or two.


    My personal life is like something outta a novel too long to write and way to speculative to let the world “Read all about it.” I am haunted, and taunted by the umpteenth number of empty ice cream containers I have eaten all by myself over the course of my life, never mind the number of empties from the last year. I believe we are the master of our own domain and I have no one but myself to blame for all those pounds of ice cream I have consumed. If I had to chose between not eating ice cream for the rest of my life or meeting the man of my dreams – I would seriously have to think about it.

    In the coming months I will have to decide where to put my focus. See here is my biggest issue. With ice cream there is no wrong choice. Any flavor is good, but when it comes to men, the chances of making a wrong choice have always been very probable. See, although at times men bring a lot of joy, they are often a big pain in the rear and can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. Ice cream however does none of this. In regards to working out , men also tend to interfere, whereas ice cream really just makes you work a little hard – “KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE”



    Unlike other areas of my life, I'm clear on what I want from ice cream. I know that I want more I have a set of priorities of tasting each and every flavor before I die - the typical ones, chocolate, vanilla, Neapolitan, butter scotch, and you can’t forget chocolate chip and heavenly hash. Chocolate mint is highest priority. I'm more planned out this time around with respect to prioritizing which kinds of ice cream I conquer first, and I am pulling out "all the stops" in my bring it on approach. I'm excited about eating and tasting various flavors from both the grocery store and specialty shops and I know there is a big difference in quality between brands. – you pay for what you get.

    Let's face it, ice cream is a super duper treat and who on earth can resist it? I definately embrace the notion of having a national ice cream day across the world. I dare you to try every flavour you can! Ice cream makes everything better. I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.

    Thank-you for reading.. any questions?
    Or your back !!! Keep eating, it aint doing any harm at all from what I have seen

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    We really dont have any proof that this ice cream hasnt shown up on your butt that I have seen anyway.

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    I think there might be a 12 step program out there for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d
    We really dont have any proof that this ice cream hasnt shown up on your butt that I have seen anyway.
    This is about ice cream- not me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    This is about ice cream- not me
    This is Testosterone city, believe me, this thread will be about you !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.
    Hey - I'm just going by what I read

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    AND that's the BOTTOM LINE!!!!!

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    Damn you're sexy =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Let's face it, ice cream is a super duper treat and who on earth can resist it? I definately embrace the notion of having a national ice cream day across the world. I dare you to try every flavour you can! Ice cream makes everything better. I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.

    Thank-you for reading.. any questions?
    i can, its really not that great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andorious
    i can, its really not that great.

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    If ice cream is your biggest issue like you said then I think you'll be alright,relationships are just like icecream "only safe in moderation"and partners are easier to shed then fat.If you use the man of your dreams in this hypothetical versus icecream then your probably alot like me and very few others.I hold individual acheivment in higher regard then marriadel bliss or being completly in love and all that silly shit because love is simply a short time of madness that wears off to soon become on or the other being dependent on the person for sex or finances or emotional support etc.I'd say if you wanna be a bodybuilder go for it babe,if you wanna eat icecream wait till the offseason.

    "Dedicate yourself to where you wanna be in life and it will be so"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    If ice cream is your biggest issue like you said then I think you'll be alright,relationships are just like icecream "only safe in moderation"and partners are easier to shed then fat.If you use the man of your dreams in this hypothetical versus icecream then your probably alot like me and very few others.I hold individual acheivment in higher regard then marriadel bliss or being completly in love and all that silly shit because love is simply a short time of madness that wears off to soon become on or the other being dependent on the person for sex or finances or emotional support etc.I'd say if you wanna be a bodybuilder go for it babe,if you wanna eat icecream wait till the offseason.

    "Dedicate yourself to where you wanna be in life and it will be so"
    wow u end all your posts with a quote - that must take a lot of work...

    I don't think i believe in love - Mr right doesn't exist - but Mr right now will do

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    I think pizza is better than ice cream

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    I love Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

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    ice cream is good as hell but it aint hard to resist. I eat it..then instantly get fat Reason enough to stay away from it

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    I love Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
    Damnit matrix, now I really want the mint chocolate cookie...ya, 2 pints would do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I have a happy, yet delusion vision of the future, but find the present pretty great on some days, not so bad on others, and a little shitty the odd time or two.


    My personal life is like something outta a novel too long to write and way to speculative to let the world “Read all about it.” I am haunted, and taunted by the umpteenth number of empty ice cream containers I have eaten all by myself over the course of my life, never mind the number of empties from the last year. I believe we are the master of our own domain and I have no one but myself to blame for all those pounds of ice cream I have consumed. If I had to chose between not eating ice cream for the rest of my life or meeting the man of my dreams – I would seriously have to think about it.

    In the coming months I will have to decide where to put my focus. See here is my biggest issue. With ice cream there is no wrong choice. Any flavor is good, but when it comes to men, the chances of making a wrong choice have always been very probable. See, although at times men bring a lot of joy, they are often a big pain in the rear and can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. Ice cream however does none of this. In regards to working out , men also tend to interfere, whereas ice cream really just makes you work a little hard – “KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE”



    Unlike other areas of my life, I'm clear on what I want from ice cream. I know that I want more I have a set of priorities of tasting each and every flavor before I die - the typical ones, chocolate, vanilla, Neapolitan, butter scotch, and you can’t forget chocolate chip and heavenly hash. Chocolate mint is highest priority. I'm more planned out this time around with respect to prioritizing which kinds of ice cream I conquer first, and I am pulling out "all the stops" in my bring it on approach. I'm excited about eating and tasting various flavors from both the grocery store and specialty shops and I know there is a big difference in quality between brands. – you pay for what you get.

    Let's face it, ice cream is a super duper treat and who on earth can resist it? I definately embrace the notion of having a national ice cream day across the world. I dare you to try every flavour you can! Ice cream makes everything better. I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.

    Thank-you for reading.. any questions?
    have you been to Dutch Dreams on St Clair and Bathurst
    their ice cream is to DIE FOR! It beats ANY supermarket brand!

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    if i had a choice between something which is touch and go but gives a better payoff and something is always assuredly correct whose payoff is making me fatter, then i'd pick the former

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    Lol! That's cute honey!


    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I have a happy, yet delusion vision of the future, but find the present pretty great on some days, not so bad on others, and a little shitty the odd time or two.


    My personal life is like something outta a novel too long to write and way to speculative to let the world “Read all about it.” I am haunted, and taunted by the umpteenth number of empty ice cream containers I have eaten all by myself over the course of my life, never mind the number of empties from the last year. I believe we are the master of our own domain and I have no one but myself to blame for all those pounds of ice cream I have consumed. If I had to chose between not eating ice cream for the rest of my life or meeting the man of my dreams – I would seriously have to think about it.

    In the coming months I will have to decide where to put my focus. See here is my biggest issue. With ice cream there is no wrong choice. Any flavor is good, but when it comes to men, the chances of making a wrong choice have always been very probable. See, although at times men bring a lot of joy, they are often a big pain in the rear and can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. Ice cream however does none of this. In regards to working out , men also tend to interfere, whereas ice cream really just makes you work a little hard – “KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE”



    Unlike other areas of my life, I'm clear on what I want from ice cream. I know that I want more I have a set of priorities of tasting each and every flavor before I die - the typical ones, chocolate, vanilla, Neapolitan, butter scotch, and you can’t forget chocolate chip and heavenly hash. Chocolate mint is highest priority. I'm more planned out this time around with respect to prioritizing which kinds of ice cream I conquer first, and I am pulling out "all the stops" in my bring it on approach. I'm excited about eating and tasting various flavors from both the grocery store and specialty shops and I know there is a big difference in quality between brands. – you pay for what you get.

    Let's face it, ice cream is a super duper treat and who on earth can resist it? I definately embrace the notion of having a national ice cream day across the world. I dare you to try every flavour you can! Ice cream makes everything better. I also feel fortunate that I have, in my view, a good aesthetic quality to my body and all the ice cream I eat, so far, hasn’t shown up on my butt.

    Thank-you for reading.. any questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    have you been to Dutch Dreams on St Clair and Bathurst
    their ice cream is to DIE FOR! It beats ANY supermarket brand!
    not far from e, but never been..

    the place is woodbrdige at highway 7 and weston is good too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura
    Lol! That's cute honey!
    u know i was just playing

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    I'm hoping so because when a person (e.g., me) presents him or herself as vulnerable - that's an act of honesty and truly a human moment - that's not something that should be mocked (in my view). If you were actually mocking me (which you weren't), you'd be a crude vulgarian for sure. I'm hoping you have better sense than that (I'm hoping anyone would have better sense than that). I have faith that you do so.....lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u know i was just playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    not far from e, but never been..

    the place is woodbrdige at highway 7 and weston is good too
    what is ti called?? ALl i know is of a dairy queen in that vicinity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    what is ti called?? ALl i know is of a dairy queen in that vicinity.
    palomas or somthing like that.. think more east

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    palomas or somthing like that.. think more east
    the next time im that area ill go there with my friends and watch them eat their ice cream.

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    What is it with chicks and icecream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    What is it with chicks and icecream?
    it's like men and sports i suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    it's like men and sports i suppose
    making up for personal inadequacies??

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    making up for personal inadequacies??
    u got me i don't have a bat or any balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u got me i don't have a bat or any balls

    all good then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u got me i don't have a bat or any balls

    want some ??





    j/k

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    ok so whats your favorite flavor??

    try to choose one .

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    ok so whats your favorite flavor??

    try to choose one .
    I just got some snickers from the grocery store.. and in all honestly- it provided a lot more pleasure than my date this evening

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    Guy must of been pretty pathetic,what was he missing a pulse.My favorite flavor is 25 and educated blonde likes to train,oh ice cream well I have to say white or green mint choclate chip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I just got some snickers from the grocery store.. and in all honestly- it provided a lot more pleasure than my date this evening
    wow it must have been really nice.
    your right some things just taste so good, its orgasmic in my opinion.

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    Mizfit.......




    I heart you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I just got some snickers from the grocery store.. and in all honestly- it provided a lot more pleasure than my date this evening
    i miss snickers

    and mars
    and twix
    and smarties
    and ice cream
    and waffles
    and pancakes

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    I bet Mr. Right will be driveing an ice cream truck when you meet him

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    I bet Mr. Right will be driveing an ice cream truck when you meet him
    most of those dudes are not my type

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