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Thread: Got the crap knocked out of me by a teenager

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    Got the crap knocked out of me by a teenager

    I was riding my bike down the main road that interconnects all of the various phases throughout my neighborhood. I was riding on the street because all of the walking paths down this road were heavily congested with walkers. A car full of teenagers passes me and as they pass me, the guy in the backseat throws a full 12 ounce Sprite bottle out of the window and it nails me in the head and knocks me off of my bike onto the concrete. As I stated before, there were lots of people walking around this scene, so they came to my side to see if I was okay. I get up slowly and collect myself. I then spent about 5 minutes talking to the various people who were witnesses and I was just about set to be on my way back home.

    Well what do you know? These guys found the need to circle back around to see if there was any aftermath of the event. Bad mistake! I see them approaching the scene and they came to a complete stop. They had only two choices: 1. Put the car in reverse 2. Continue going straight and haul butt past the scene. They chose to hall butt through the scene. As I see this, I enter into this rare state of rage and I throw my bike at their car as they pass by. My bike shatters the drivers window and they came to a screeching stop. The guy who threw the bottle gets out of his car and charges me. As he charges me, he's raring back with his right hand in an attempt to throw a punch. Well, I see this punch coming like a bullet from the movie, "The Matrix". I make him miss and I then take out his right knee, causing him to be paralyzed in pain for about 10 minutes. A witness phoned the local police and they arrived in no time.

    I was lucky in that I did not get into any trouble for this event. Thought it would be worth sharing, though. I'm a very calm and understanding person, but this drew the line. The boys in the car were taken in by the local authorities and I'm not sure what happened to them.

    Grace and Peace,
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    man ur a champion.. good to see u got the smart asses... u got hurt i asume.. but it was probly worth it to kick there ass and let the police take them

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    You gotta do what you gotta do.


    I guess they learned the hard way.

    punks these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    man ur a champion.. good to see u got the smart asses... u got hurt i asume.. but it was probly worth it to kick there ass and let the police take them
    I didn't really kick his arse. I just submissed the dude to allow time for the cops to arrive. When you're possibly dealing with minors, you have to be very careful.

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    hahah i luv it gj bro and yes u have to be carefull with minors but i dont think u would have got into trouble for one knock out punch once the witness told the cops u were defending urself gj tho hahaha damn street punks

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    hahah thats the funniest thing i have heard today i am glad they got caught

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    Quote Originally Posted by big L 17
    hahah thats the funniest thing i have heard today i am glad they got caught
    You know how we do things down here in Texas. They got caught 'Ridin' Dirty'.

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    its quite pathetic these days punks eh, i bet they prolly were like ahaha poor man rideing a bike, take this u loser. when they wouldnt have the first clue about keepin in shape. by the way ur looking quite big

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    good work!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    its quite pathetic these days punks eh, i bet they prolly were like ahaha poor man rideing a bike, take this u loser. when they wouldnt have the first clue about keepin in shape. by the way ur looking quite big
    Thank you Foskamink. All 170 natty pounds of me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    You know how we do things down here in Texas. They got caught 'Ridin' Dirty'.
    ahahaha funny, i love that song i bet they thought they were mad gangsta too

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    Grace and Peace,
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    I think "Pain and Death" is more appropiate here! lol.

    But, glad to hear you're okay bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by usualsuspect
    I think "Pain and Death" is more appropiate here! lol.

    But, glad to hear you're okay bro.
    Too funny. I do youth ministry for my church, so I have to keep it real. I just hope that no one from my church has just read this!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    Too funny. I do youth ministry for my church, so I have to keep it real. I just hope that no one from my church has just read this!!!

    Got ya!

    I am Father Dave, and you, my son, has just sinned.

    You are fired from the ministry, and Im sorry. You will now be sent in a box to the underworld, where you may teach little devil children how to beat each other up.

    Amen.

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    I would have stompped and pounded on his little head after he fell down to give him a taste of his own medicine.

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    What were they?

    Anyway's i am afraid i would have started swinging on him, ****ing bastard. I would be in shock from that happening and would definately go into a rage if they circled back around.

    Thank god for concealed carry permits.

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    God job Mav....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx
    Got ya!

    I am Father Dave, and you, my son, has just sinned.

    You are fired from the ministry, and Im sorry. You will now be sent in a box to the underworld, where you may teach little devil children how to beat each other up.

    Amen.
    I appreciate your attempt in prophecising over me. However, I don't worship you, nor your beliefs, so I feel pretty good with where I stand as a believer! :-)

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    this thread title is misleading. i thought it was gonna be another guy who got whupped on sustaton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    I appreciate your attempt in prophecising over me. However, I don't worship you, nor your beliefs, so I feel pretty good with where I stand as a believer! :-)

    lol, damn, worth a try though.

    what if I was right....that would be creepy..haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    What were they?

    Anyway's i am afraid i would have started swinging on him, ****ing bastard. I would be in shock from that happening and would definately go into a rage if they circled back around.

    Thank god for concealed carry permits.
    Obviously old enough to drive, or at least one of them was. I actually felt in control the entire time all of this was happening. Had that not of been the case, then I could possibly be in jail.

    I'm just glad that it's over. I never welcome this sort of activity into my life.

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    glad nofin happened to you man..you could have goten in some trouble with the law. I'm also glad you aren't seriously injured...doens't take much to jack a noggin when it comes to the cement.

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    Glad your OK and those punks got what they deserved.

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    haha thats fantastic...score one for the good guys!

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    FVCKING AWESOME MAN


    I had something similiar happen about 5 months ago, didnt throw anything but gave me the finger and started acting like assholes while I was riding my bicycle......I kept aggrevating them till they pulled over....and the outcome was...lets just say...FUN
    As I see this, I enter into this rare state of rage and I throw my bike at their car as they pass by. My bike shatters the drivers window and they came to a screeching stop. The guy who threw the bottle gets out of his car and charges me. As he charges me, he's raring back with his right hand in an attempt to throw a punch. Well, I see this punch coming like a bullet from the movie, "The Matrix". I make him miss and I then take out his right knee, causing him to be paralyzed in pain


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    the closest thign liek that i've had happen was in college i was riding to class and some kid yelled or honked the horn when he got next to me (i can't remember exactly) but i caught up and spat into his car when he was at a stop sign.

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    Sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.

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    Awesome example of karma man, glad u came out alright out of it.

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    holy shit i only just read it correct.. u threw ur bike at the car ahahhaha omg thats funny

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    btw what kind of bike was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.
    haha like im gonna do to u when i catch u in a counterstrike source server

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    Good story. So many think they are the biggest badasses on the planet. You taught this guy to be more careful about who he pisses off

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpd4lif
    haha like im gonna do to u when i catch u in a counterstrike source server
    Alright bitch thats the last straw. Within the next week, your ass will be pwnd.

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    did you get your bike back???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Alright bitch thats the last straw. Within the next week, your ass will be pwnd.
    let me know when ill shoot u the ip were ur demise will take place muhuhahahaha

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    You two want to having a pissing contest why dont you take it to pms?

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    good story for the ages

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    btw what kind of bike was it?
    It's a Cannondale Jekyll 800 mountain bike. Full suspension including rear shock lockout, disc brakes, the works. Way too expensive to be thrown at moving cars! The seat post broke off, jacked up the deraileur (spelling? - Carlos might call me out on that one!!!), and the seat is shredded. The bike is now fixed with upgraded equipment! Heehee...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpd4lif
    haha like im gonna do to u when i catch u in a counterstrike source server
    What the hell is a counterstrike source server..................

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    DAMN this thread is fvckin popular right now!!

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