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    Exercise can kill you

    Oh....ive had it wrong this whole time...

    http://www.biblelife.org/exercise.htm

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    oh goddamn!
    guess im gonna become a couch potato and eat twinkies & doritos all day so i can take in all that fat to keep me healthy and alive!!!!!

    whoever wrote that shit should be shot

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    lmao.

    I like how they take the extremes of exercise and a couple isolated incidents to enforce their arguments.

    "Lance Armstrong is PROOF that excessive exercise CAUSES CANCER!!!"


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    By the way: on a serious note.

    There's some good advice on the page tho.

    Some stuff i agree with...

    But also a lot of stuff that's conjecture and twisted 'facts'.

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    "The womanly figure may be beautiful, but it certainly isn't compatible with running."

    "the heart muscle burns fatty acids for energy, not glucose."

    WTF, I cant believe this is for real

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    Awe, c'mon chest! You give me this news as soon as I've hit a really good physical stride. I guess I'll revert to ding dongs and TV.

    Nah, I'll take the risk.

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    I will never touch a weight again

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    Weights, gym, those must be the Anti-Christ.

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    the anti christ goes to the gym?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain
    the anti christ goes to the gym?
    Yeah he is in the form of a fit person.

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    lol, well i need to work a deal with him

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    Ugh I dunno about that place.

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    this is by far the biggest load of shit I have ever seen. I would like to give a awared to the lazyest person in the world to who ever the fvck came up with this shit.

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    Is that site also operated by Planet Fitness?

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    lmao...i was reading it and i was like "whoever took the time to write this big joke out has too much time on their hands" then my roommate goes..."its a real site.."

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    The person who made that site is obviously fat.

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    i havnt got time to read it at moment, but i know that all animals die when their heart reaches around one billion beats.thats why smaller animals with high rates die earlier eg mice and larger animals live longer eg elephants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta
    i havnt got time to read it at moment, but i know that all animals die when their heart reaches around one billion beats.thats why smaller animals with high rates die earlier eg mice and larger animals live longer eg elephants.

    You know this from where?

    "During an average lifetime, the human heart will beat more than 2.5 billion times" -pbs.org

    "on average, it's made it to 2.5 billion beats!" - howstuffworks.com

    "over two and a half billion beats" -abc.net.au I thought I'd throw in an Aussie site for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    You know this from where?

    "During an average lifetime, the human heart will beat more than 2.5 billion times" -pbs.org

    "on average, it's made it to 2.5 billion beats!" - howstuffworks.com

    "over two and a half billion beats" -abc.net.au I thought I'd throw in an Aussie site for ya.
    i saw it on a BBC docco

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    The obese are told they can become normal weight and health simply by moving the body. "Move the body - move the body." They are told to get out there and work that fat off. The obese know it's a lie. Most have given it a try to no avail.
    that just settles it right there.
    The author needs a bullet in the brain. I bet it was some fat keyboard warrior that typed that on his sticky chocolate covered keyboard.

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    people these days ...

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    crappy article to 2.5 billion beats

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