Sorry for the lengthy post, but I have a serious question and need to lay down a background. I am 26 years old, and have been lifting weights since I was 16 years old. I am 6'4", and weigh 225 lbs. I was very skinny in high school, and I had to work my ass off and be extremely consistent to see any progress. I have gained a lot of serious muscle in the past several years, but I am not nearly as big as some of the people in my gym.
I had a friend who has been using steriods for about 15 years teach me the basics about steroids in December of last year. I researched on this site for about a month, reading every single drug profile over and over, and reading the educational threads on this forum, then decided to do a cycle. My buddy and I (who also hadn't used steroids before) did 300 mgs/week of deca, 250 mgs/week of sustanon, and 100 mgs/week of primo for 8 weeks. We did the same workout we had been doing (a four day per week split). He gained 30 lbs. of muscle and his strength went through the roof. I gained no noticeable strength or muscle.
I have a twin brother who got a prescription from a doctor to take 400 mgs of cypionate/week for 8 weeks, and he gained nothing from them. I reasoned that maybe our bodies (myself and my twin brother's) need more than the average beginner to see results, so two months after my first cycle I bought two bottles of Test 400, a bottle of winstrol, and a bottle of equipoise. I did this for 8 weeks, and gained nothing.
I continued to research and decided that although I hadn't gained from the previous two cycles, maybe I just needed to try different steroids and do more. I wanted to make one last-ditch attempt. I waited two months, and did another cycle. I did 50 mgs/day of reforvit-b, 450 mgs/week of trenbol 75, and 1200 mgs/week of test 400. I did this for 6 weeks and had no results.
I know what some of you are thinking. He bought fake stuff, he didn't work out hard enough, he didn't eat enough calories, he didn't eat enough protein, etc. I can assure you that none of these are true. My twin brother got his cypionate from a legitimate pharmacy in the U.S., and got no results. I got mine from a reputable pharmacy in Mexico- the same place my friend who has been doing steroids for 15 years goes to, and got no results in all 3 cycles. He has never gotten fake stuff from there. My buddy who I shared the bottles with gained 30 lbs of muscle to my zero.
We worked out very intensively, doing three sets of each exercise, going one or two reps short of failure for the first two sets and going til failure on the 3rd set, resting about a minute in between sets. We did legs and abs on Monday (squats, stiff leg deadlifts, leg press, crunches, side bends), chest and tris on Tuesday (bench, dips, incline, crossover, push downs) rest on Wednesday, back and bi's on Thursday (chins, rows, pullovers, bar curls, dumbbell curls), and shoulders and legs on Friday (military, upright rows, lateral raises, squats, calf raises). I drank a myoplex shake right after my workout with a banana, creatine, glutamine, and flax-seed oil. I consumed about 300 grams of protein per day, spread out over 6 meals, and ate til I wanted to puke. I gained a couple pounds during each cycle, but mostly fat because of the excess calories.
I should say that not only did I not gain any muscle or noticeable strength on these cycles, I also didn't get acne, hair growth, gynocemastia (despite taking high amounts of steroids with no estrogen/progesterone blockers), an attitude, or sore kidneys.
I have searched and searched for a reason why steroids don't work for me. I have consulted a doctor, who admitted that he had no idea why they wouldn't work, I have tried to search the archives on this website, I have talked to my buddies who use steroids, I have searched the internet, and I searched my anatomy and physiology textbooks from college for an explanation. I haven't come up with one. Maybe my body produces high amounts of testosterone and my muscle cells are accustomed to it, maybe I lack receptor sites to allow steroids into the muscle cells, maybe my liver destroys the stuff immediately, maybe I lack some sort of binding protein in my body which enables anabolics to do its job, I really don't know. In all my researching, I have never heard of anyone who sees no gains at all from anabolic steroids, especially a beginner. Please give me some feedback. It kills me to not know why they don't work for me. Thanks.