
Originally Posted by
AnabolicBoy1981
did you ask her for injectable test? just be like "uh, i really dont see myself rubbing cream on myself everyday. plus, i finger my wife alot, and i dont want her growing a mustach. I used to do my own b-12 shots, its no biggy."
"oh the patch? well, look i dont see that workin real well either cuz i take like 2-3 showers a day cuz i workout everyday. This was a huge problem for me when i tried the nicotine patch.(tell her you used to smoke, lie!) See, I usually do cardio first thing every morning, then shower. then i workout at my lunch break cuz theres a gym right dows the street from my work, so i shower a again. then i do my main weightliftin workout in the evening, so i shower again. Ialso like swimming at the spa on the weekends. Plus, i hit the sunbed in the summer, and having a random square on non-tan looks retarded....especially since i pose for art schools and model part time. its just not gonna work. i need to have that stuff in me so that it wont fall off, or rub on someone else. For my lifestyle the injects would be alot easier. Lets just do that."
this is gonna be my jive when i tr to get a script. im totally serious.