Destroying Evidence !

[jeepman06]

Ok, so the heat is at the door...how would you destroy the evidence? I know powders can be flushed quickly... but how would you get rid of vials of liquid or powders? I had a bad dream... the cops were comming and I was scrambling to destroy the evidence. Keep in mind that you don't have alot of time!

[Kimo27]

crunch up all the vials in a bag with a hammer and then flush them down the toilet or you can hid them in your vents, i have some vents that seem like they cnt be open and no one ever checks them b/c there concealed behind my tv

[thekidd]

Well.. take it from Sly Stallone... just start throwing Test out the windows of the hotel room!! hahaha

[Lexed]

put it in your neighbors trash

[skank]

Hide it in the 40lb bag of dogfood.

[Gear]

Send it to me.

-Gear

[skank]

Send it to me.

-Gear

Best answer yet!

[Coop77]

If you have heat at your door I don't think they give you time to destroy/hide anything, unless they don't have a warrant, in which case you just tell them to go away

[nalbano34]

If you have heat at your door I don't think they give you time to destroy/hide anything, unless they don't have a warrant, in which case you just tell them to go away

THAT was the best answer yet IMO!!

[66cobra]

SEARCH WARRANT!!! THIS IS THE BLANK BLANK POLICE.
Door flies open and there you are on the sh*tter. Don't ask how I know..

[66cobra]

Oh by the way no time to wipe.

[Decoder]

I would remain silent and call my lawyer which would get me out of this situation.

[sooners04]

I would remain silent and call my lawyer which would get me out of this situation.

Not if they had a search warrant. If they find anything you go to jail, lawyer or not.

[TAPPER]

Unless you’re a tweaker and/or barricaded in the chances of getting enough of a jump on the Police to destroy anything are slim to none. Odds are they will attempt to catch you asleep and they move real quick. I bet AAS sniffing dogs are few and far between so having the items you listed hidden somewhere might be more feasible than trying to make the mad dash to the bathroom at 4AM. Of course you could build an electro-mechanical device that would dump & flush your stash once the front door is opened (assuming the system is armed) or via key fob (like your car alarm), but your gf, wife, and/or kids might wonder what that contraption attached to the crapper is.

[GrimmReaper]

I would grab my 9mm under my bed and wait for the door to pop open....haha

[Decoder]

my shit is hidden well i would have no worrys.

[wascaptain5214]

i keep only what i need for a few weeks or so on hand. but if the cops got a warrant....your busted. try to keep your stash down to personal use. could be the difference between a fine and jail time.

[Gear]

I would grab my 9mm under my bed and wait for the door to pop open....haha

LOL, I like your style . Bring it on mofos hey. I suppose that's one way around it. Ok, let's hope this never happens to anyone.

-Gear

[1buffsob]

Keep it in a large safe with half a pound of C4 wired to the door. Let them open it. No more evidence. No more police. Make a break for mexico. Live the good life sipping margaritis and banging senoritas.

[taiboxa]

i'd write over all the lables w/ a sharpie
THESE ARE NOT STEROIDS!

[scottish]

Lmao ^^^^^^^^^

[GREENMACHINE]

i'd write over all the lables w/ a sharpie
THESE ARE NOT STEROIDS!

I was thinking Urine samples.

[fLgAtOr]

Keep it in a large safe with half a pound of C4 wired to the door. Let them open it. No more evidence. No more police. Make a break for mexico. Live the good life sipping margaritis and banging senoritas.

I was going to say "grab your ankles"...but this works equally well.

[Lavinco]

Plan for the worst but expect the best bro. Your best plan is going to be to always have that shit hidden until you need it.
Never leave it laying around.
Never hide it in vents of stuffed in conveinent places.

If it's an easy spot for you to find to hide and get to. then the cops will find it easy too.

Last year I used to hide my shit, safely stored, out in my garage behind the drop side of the rafteres down where the kroof overhangs outside but accessable only from inside. It was a bitch for me to get to but I knew it would also be a bitch for a cop to find and get to also.

[Kimo27]

buy one of these wow i actually might buy one of these now lol, there really convinient and i doubt cops will look in these

http://www.simply70s.com/otherimages/exp/60003s.jpg

they also sell them in AJAX can safes which would be good to just put under the sink cops will not find that shit. you could fit lots of ampuls there along with pills etc...

[frenchy]

heres an old trick which will allow you to hide lots of substance ( I use this method only for money) and guarantees it not to be found. it helps to have a dog. what you do is go out to your backyard in a corner with small trees or shrubs dig a 20 inch by 20 inch hole. take your gear, place it in a sealed container and place it in the whole. Then take a piece of plywood about 27 inches square and recess it like a lid. spread dirt over it to make it look normal. Now take all the dogshit from your yard and make this look like this is where you keep your dogshit from cleaning the yard. Think about it?? Will a K9 pick up the sent of whats in the hole...Only if its a cold day and all the dogshit is frozen solid. So, on a legal note nothing is stopping me from digging a hole under my neighbors pile of dogshit to hide my illegal substances. If there are no prints they cant prove its your material. At one time I had a fake dog tie pole with rope in the center of plywood to make it look like I tied my dog there to a big stake in the ground. Ive never been searched but my cousin has twice and both times they did not find it.

[Kale]

stick it up your ass, there is TONS of room in there !!!!

[frenchy]

LOL i like it.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Frozen with vegetables. Defrost a package of frozen vegetables, put your valuables in a small plastic bag and put the bag in the package. Glue the package shut and refreeze. Even if a cop did look in your freezer, he wouldn’t take the time to defrost your peas.

Tennis ball. Cut a small slit in a tennis ball, squeeze the ball to open the slit and insert your valuables. Put the ball back in its canister with two normal tennis balls. Make sure the canister doesn’t rattle when moved, or you might tip off an alert cop.


An easy and highly deceptive hiding place is a light switch. If you use a real one, make sure the electrical power is turned off prior to making the hollow space. Then put the light switch plate back in place.

[thetank]

this happened to my bro..only it wasnt gear...he was young and selling pot..but had a bunch of it at his place..got a call from a buddy who told him there cops had a warrant and were gonna kick down his door any minute and he needed to get the **** out of there right away..so he put on a fake beard, wig, hat..realistic looking physical props to hide his identity, put all his shit in a bookbag, toured out the back door of his apartment building and booked it into the woods, where he buried all of it. he never ended up getting caught, and the cops did go into his house that night

[thegodfather]

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[Superhuman]

If you have heat at your door I don't think they give you time to destroy/hide anything, unless they don't have a warrant, in which case you just tell them to go away

...you don't have to answer the door, look and see who it is 1st. If you see it's the cops go flush the shit... if they do break in then it's flushed by the time they get to you

[Jiesel]

Odds are unless your carrying alot of gear or they have tons of PC they wont have a no-knock warrant. Most warrants are knock warrants where they wait for your answer, in which you'll have time to hide your shyt or flush. If they hear your rumbling around inside or flushing they will kick the door in though. They can always make up a reason as to why they didnt wait for your answer. (Heard a woman in distress or the toilet flushing)

[gixxerboy1]

Odds are unless your carrying alot of gear or they have tons of PC they wont have a no-knock warrant. Most warrants are knock warrants where they wait for your answer, in which you'll have time to hide your shyt or flush. If they hear your rumbling around inside or flushing they will kick the door in though. They can always make up a reason as to why they didnt wait for your answer. (Heard a woman in distress or the toilet flushing)

Exactly. Also they aren't going to get a night time exception,. The yare going to come before 9pm

[Jiesel]

Exactly. Also they aren't going to get a night time exception,. The yare going to come before 9pm

Exactly, Another great point. It's already hard as hell to get a no-knock warrant, add a 3am (for example) no-knock warrant and your already fuked. You've gotta be a big time dealer and they pry already have their entire case built against you.

[paulzane]

Get a massive horse syringe and give yourself one massive injection when they come banging on your door!!!

[Foskamink]

Get a massive horse syringe and give yourself one massive injection when they come banging on your door!!!

remember steroids make you fight, so you can easily take on the few cars of police outside