As many of you know I've been a bouncer and blah blah blah. Anyhow... It was my last weekend at the club I was working at in Georgia before I came to Texas, so I decided to drink on the job and maybe fight someone because I thought I wouldn't get in trouble. About 3 hours into the night I'm walking through the crowd to breakup a fight and I push this guy out of the way because I'm in a hurry. I yells at me, "Say excuse me!".

I stopped and turned around and snapped back, "I DID say excuse me, I have a job to do and I can't waste time waiting for people to move!"

He yells at me, "I don't care if you work here you've gotta show respect!"

I replied, "I SAID excuse me now move out of the way..."

He cuts me off and walks up about 6 inches away from me, I push him back a few feet with a tough shove and say "Get the **** back"

He walks back up to me with his chest out, (this guy was a few inches taller than me but not near as muscular) so I push him back again and say "You got a ****ing problem?!?"

At that moment 2 of his friends (one taller than me and one shorter) rush up and get in my face, too. I say, "YOU GUYS got a problem, too???"

They get closer so I push the 2 taller ones and raise my fists up in Muay Thai stance. I say "Lets go motherfvckers!"

One of them comes at me and I hit him right in the ****in eyeball splitting his cornea or whatever open and knocking him out, the other tall guy rushes up and I hit him with a right square in his jaw knocking him out, then the short guy comes at me from behind and puts me in a headlock (a shitty one at that), so I reach from over the top and slam him on the ground. After that the cops at the door rushed over and dragged the guys out and my boss demands that I explain what happened. I go back to floating around the club and one of the other bouncers comes up and tells me the guy I hit in the eye is trying to press charges against me. I get my girl and my DD and we head out the backdoor!!!

It all turned out good in the end becuase I came back after the club closed and my boss still paid me. In addition I have a lot of Cop friends so they made sure the guy would not be able to go get a warrant the way they worded the police report. THEY STARTED IT THOUGH, so no flaming that I'm an asshole!!! LOL Either way, I took on 3 guys by myself and I'm pretty proud of myself