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    Tai Attempted Suicide :(

    as much as it shames me to admit this is true!

    just 22minutes ago.. i opened a can of pillsbury Caramel covered cinnamon rolls threw them in the oven and busted out a pint of Old Fasion Vanilla Icecream.. and i ATE IT ALL! (ABSOLUTELY AMAZAING CHEAT MEAL LOL hot ass cinimon rolls covered in melted caramel w/ the QUALITY OLD FASION VANILLA ICECREAM MELTING ON TOP OF THEM!)

    but unfortunately.. it failed and im still here WHORING IT UP

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    hmm.... well heres the second attempt at suicide tht failed... come one people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
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    wtf
    u think for someone with your almighty intellect and superior wisdom you would atleast POST SOMETHING FUNNY..

    WHERES THE FEATHER and the BOW AND ARROW?!

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    Cake is going to be jealous.


    Just think. If you get hit buy a bus tommorow you had and awesome dessert last night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primalinstinct
    Cake is going to be jealous.


    Just think. If you get hit buy a bus tommorow you had and awesome desert last night!
    i hope its a big bus so it ends quickly..

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    damn u i was ready to open up my soul to you but its all bullshit! on a side note i enjoyed some damn good icecream today, yummy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    wtf
    u think for someone with your almighty intellect and superior wisdom you would atleast POST SOMETHING FUNNY..

    WHERES THE FEATHER and the BOW AND ARROW?!

    Superior intellect? Nope I am retadret.

    #1 I told you for now you are worthy of a donkey.
    #2 I thought I explicitly told you to SHUT UP BEECH!!

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    nah.. if you EVER see me post a thread bout missfortune and being down/sad/suicidal/depessed/moody.. its only for comedic value.. if you all get emotional i'll just call you a p*ssy

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    sweet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    Superior intellect? Nope I am retadret.

    #1 I told you for now you are worthy of a donkey.
    #2 I thought I explicitly told you to SHUT UP BEECH!!
    i got attacked by a donkey this summer... lol my ex flew in from cali to hang w/ me and she wanted to go feed my neighbors donkey.. "Eyeore".

    we take carrots.. we go over and she is feeding it and loving it.. and it LOVES HER.. so i tried to feed it a carrot.. FUXOR goes NUTS TRYING TO NIP ME..

    i was sad.. i kant even win over a donkey when i have FOOD...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    [IMG]http.com/system-f/attention-whore.gif[/IMG]
    ROFL that is SO AGAINST board rules..
    and look im so retarded it i just quoted the image ><

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    The attempted suicide is going to turn into a homicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    The attempted suicide is going to turn into a homicide.
    lets not turn this rape into a murder...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i got attacked by a donkey this summer... lol my ex flew in from cali to hang w/ me and she wanted to go feed my neighbors donkey.. "Eyeore".

    we take carrots.. we go over and she is feeding it and loving it.. and it LOVES HER.. so i tried to feed it a carrot.. FUXOR goes NUTS TRYING TO NIP ME..

    i was sad.. i kant even win over a donkey when i have FOOD...

    Donkeys smell bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    lets not turn this rape into a murder...
    quote of the year IMO

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    I thought about going to Dairy Queen for a large blizzard with extra peanut butter cup in it. I thought the 7 mile run I did would balance out two. I ate yogert instead ya fat bass-turd

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    ROFL that is SO AGAINST board rules..
    and look im so retarded it i just quoted the image ><


    lol.. now tht you saw it ill take it down...

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    ^^thats pretty funny

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    You sick twisted demented bastards.
    Rape

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    You sick twisted demented bastards.
    Rape
    its not that bad, murder is werse

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    Omg I freaking hate you now I want cinnamon buns with vanilla frosting.... hey reeses puff cereal!

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    yeah i hate it when im dieting and its like the end of my low carb part of my diet and people are posting up their cheat meals.. i always end up eating my keyboard

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    Well now you got me eating a giant bowl of reeses puffs.... with 2% fat milk ^_^

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    got gas-x?

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    LOL I just saw a stupid commerical of that shit today.... Nah beech I gots lactaid milk. It has a sweet taste to it so it only adds to the reeses.. yummm

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    Man that sounds good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis
    Well now you got me eating a giant bowl of reeses puffs.... with 2% fat milk ^_^
    *mouth waters*

    peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanut butter

    hahahaha man back in the days of basic for extra protein/carbs/fat I'd steal a shitload from the chow hall and eat it during lights out!

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