Denied by a chunky girl, woot woot

[Sage]

No, there is no video, LoL

Here is what happen.....

her mom custom tailors my clothes since i keep blowing up and need my dress shirts/jackets adjusted along with etc........

Anyways, her daughter walked in and the first thing in my face were huge tits while checking out the rest of her with a very cute face, but not something i'd be bragging about or showing off. She was in her low 30s and being older than me by solid three years.

I am sure you know there are semi-chunky type very cute face women where everything is just bustin-N-poppn out and u wanna f'ck the shit out of that, yet its not somthing u wanna be parading to much in public. Basically, a beautiful piglet to go slumming with or something along these lines.

I had a long chat with both of them about random shit and the daughter walked me outside and we talked for another hour or so. She was right there looking @ me ready to take her clothes off pulling her hair down and basically givin it up . I told her i was gonna call her that same week and make plans, but being occupied with work and other things it just slipped my mind.

A few weeks later i drive back from work gettn really horny and shit, went through my cell#s and accidentally stumbled up on her # therefore decided to hit her up. I'm tryn to be relaxed, but yet horny as a mofo so i get dial tone and she answers;

Shit, all i said was "hey" and she went off on me basically owning me through the entire brief phone conversation and putting me down and shit for being to busy not callin her where within seconds causing my dick go limp. I'm talking about a straight up hardcore rejection ya'll, where i could not believe what was going down and took me by a fckn surprise, i sort of was speechless and shit just listening wondering what the f’ck…

Lesson Learned; Tag that azz while its still hot and laid out on the plate otherwise weeks later will be a cold loss cause.

f'ck, I still cannot believe she declined, ME......its funny yet puzzling to me the same time since I never experienced rejection like that. I guess even good looking people get rejected by much less well looking people.

That’s life for you and one for the books…..

[ottomaddox]

He who hesitates, mastubates.

[custcdngsxr]

He who hesitates, masturbates.

Lol so true.

[Amorphic]

owned. it happens to the best of us bro. well maybe not with the pudgy ones, but hey, we win some and lose some lol.

[J-Dogg]

You have to go with just the numbers method when your horney. Get 20 numbers, and call them all. Get strait to the point and ask them to come over. 1 out of 20 have to say yes.

You need to get 20 chubby numbers in that phone asap.

[Juicy J]

Damn bro, that sux, but i hope u learned ur lesson...wait to long and theres nuthin left for ur schlong

[Kale]

No, there is no video, LoL

Here is what happen.....

her mom custom tailors my clothes since i keep blowing up and need my dress shirts/jackets adjusted along with etc........

Anyways, her daughter walked in and the first thing in my face were huge tits while checking out the rest of her with a very cute face, but not something i'd be bragging about or showing off. She was in her low 30s and being older than me by solid three years.

I am sure you know there are semi-chunky type very cute face women where everything is just bustin-N-poppn out and u wanna f'ck the shit out of that, yet its not somthing u wanna be parading to much in public. Basically, a beautiful piglet to go slumming with or something along these lines.

I had a long chat with both of them about random shit and the daughter walked me outside and we talked for another hour or so. She was right there looking @ me ready to take her clothes off pulling her hair down and basically givin it up . I told her i was gonna call her that same week and make plans, but being occupied with work and other things it just slipped my mind.

A few weeks later i drive back from work gettn really horny and shit, went through my cell#s and accidentally stumbled up on her # therefore decided to hit her up. I'm tryn to be relaxed, but yet horny as a mofo so i get dial tone and she answers;

Shit, all i said was "hey" and she went off on me basically owning me through the entire brief phone conversation and putting me down and shit for being to busy not callin her where within seconds causing my dick go limp. I'm talking about a straight up hardcore rejection ya'll, where i could not believe what was going down and took me by a fckn surprise, i sort of was speechless and shit just listening wondering what the f’ck…

Lesson Learned; Tag that azz while its still hot and laid out on the plate otherwise weeks later will be a cold loss cause.

f'ck, I still cannot believe she declined, ME......its funny yet puzzling to me the same time since I never experienced rejection like that. I guess even good looking people get rejected by much less well looking people.

That’s life for you and one for the books…..

LMFAO !!! This is almost Hall of Shame material dude !!!!

[peteroy01]

go fat early and avoid the rush!

[novastepp]

[Juicy J]

^^^I second that!!!

[Hoggage_54]

[Lexed]

guess you wont be going there to get your shit tailored anymore

[QuieTSToRM33]

That's awesome.

[Mogamedogz]

LMFAO !!! This is almost Hall of Shame material dude !!!!

I was thinking the same exact shit... That was funny as hell!! i just spit water through my nose. That was hilarious!!


"Basically, a beautiful piglet to go slumming with or something along these lines." - Classic!!!!

[ftony]

Lol,You dont seem to realize...Those cute chubby chicks have plenty of options,after all you wanted to hit it...I myself havent crossed that line (yet), but all my boyz go tippn now and again..

[football2007]

Yep...theres like a 7 day waiting limit or theyre off to fukin some other big dude

[scubadoo]

He who hesitates, mastubates.

funny funny

you just got that crazy bisnoch on the wrong day... call again in a week and say you are sorry.. then do her...

then say you only did her on a dare

[number twelve]

hahaha

[Tbone1975]

Hit it on the knob. Everyone's got different standards. What might be someones 10, is another dude's 6. The guys I work with are annoying. They like everything that walks, crawls, or moves. They look like sh*t too, probably why. Huge boobs are good. Depends how huge though if she's chubby.

[takedownII]

lmao...holy shit....

[IronReload04]

No, there is no video, LoL

Here is what happen.....

her mom custom tailors my clothes since i keep blowing up and need my dress shirts/jackets adjusted along with etc........

Anyways, her daughter walked in and the first thing in my face were huge tits while checking out the rest of her with a very cute face, but not something i'd be bragging about or showing off. She was in her low 30s and being older than me by solid three years.

I am sure you know there are semi-chunky type very cute face women where everything is just bustin-N-poppn out and u wanna f'ck the shit out of that, yet its not somthing u wanna be parading to much in public. Basically, a beautiful piglet to go slumming with or something along these lines.

I had a long chat with both of them about random shit and the daughter walked me outside and we talked for another hour or so. She was right there looking @ me ready to take her clothes off pulling her hair down and basically givin it up . I told her i was gonna call her that same week and make plans, but being occupied with work and other things it just slipped my mind.

A few weeks later i drive back from work gettn really horny and shit, went through my cell#s and accidentally stumbled up on her # therefore decided to hit her up. I'm tryn to be relaxed, but yet horny as a mofo so i get dial tone and she answers;

Shit, all i said was "hey" and she went off on me basically owning me through the entire brief phone conversation and putting me down and shit for being to busy not callin her where within seconds causing my dick go limp. I'm talking about a straight up hardcore rejection ya'll, where i could not believe what was going down and took me by a fckn surprise, i sort of was speechless and shit just listening wondering what the f’ck…

Lesson Learned; Tag that azz while its still hot and laid out on the plate otherwise weeks later will be a cold loss cause.

f'ck, I still cannot believe she declined, ME......its funny yet puzzling to me the same time since I never experienced rejection like that. I guess even good looking people get rejected by much less well looking people.

That’s life for you and one for the books…..

bro, THEEEE same exact thing happened to me.....cute faced, big boobed, slightly pudgy but not to bad, sexy as all get out, but not something you wanna go parading over.......but you could defingately tell the vag would have been amazing and tight

ya, i went a little to long with out calling that back, like 4 months........then when i did call, horny and i was wasted as hell, and i got freaken cazowmed on the phone and she hung up on me......

we were both 20

hahahahaha

[Sage]

LMFAO !!! This is almost Hall of Shame material dude !!!!

The sad thing is I know that....didn't even see it coming. It’s like someone snuck up from behind and whacked you upside the head with a baseball bet. "what the f'ck just happen"

guess you wont be going there to get your shit tailored anymore !!!!

hell noh!!!...this lady is recently divorced and very close with her daughter, now, more than ever, so u know she is ain't gonna accommodate me no more. I still have approximately $400 worth of clothes in her possession which I hope not gonna get chopped up. Its weird going back there to get my shit back since i'll still need to try it on for fitting....