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    Is religion losing the millennial generation?

    Is religion losing the millennial generation?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/200...nialgeneration

    Mon Feb 4, 12:16 AM ET

    By Stephen Prothero

    Religions seem ancient, and many are. But they all began somewhere, and a considerable number began in the USA. The most successful new religious movements of the 19th and 20th centuries — Mormonism and Scientology — were both "made in America." And according to J. Gordon Melton of the Institute for the Study of American Religion, Americans continue to pump out new religions at a rate of about 40 to 50 per year.

    For the past two years, I have asked students in my introductory religion courses at Boston University to get together in groups and invent their own religions. They present their religious creations to their classmates, and then everyone votes (with fake money in a makeshift offering plate) for the new religions they like best. This assignment encourages students to reflect on what separates "winners" and "losers" in America's freewheeling spiritual marketplace. It also yields intriguing data regarding what sort of religious beliefs and practices young people love and hate.

    (Illustration by Alejandro Gonzalez, USA TODAY)

    The new religious concoctions my students stir up might seem to mirror the diversity of American religion itself. Students tantalize one another with a religion (Dessertism) that preaches the stomach as the way to the soul, another (The Congregation of Wisdom) that honors Jeopardy! phenom Ken Jennings

    as its patron saint, and yet another (Exetazo) dedicated to sorting out the pluses and minuses of all the other religions so you can find a faith tailored to your own unique personality.

    What strikes me most about my students' religions, however, is how similar they are. Almost invariably, they mix fun with faith. (Facebookismianity anyone?) But they do not mix faith with dogma. My students are careful — exceedingly careful — not to tell one another what to believe, or even what to do. Above all, they want to be tolerant and non-judgmental. Most of the religions my students developed were fully compatible with other religions.

    They made few demands, either intellectually or morally. Repeatedly, their founders stress that you can join their religion without leaving Catholicism or Judaism or Islam behind.

    'Dogma aversion'

    During the 1930s, the neoorthodox theologian H. Richard Niebuhr skewered liberal Protestants for preaching "a God without wrath (who) brought men without sin into a kingdom without judgment through the ministrations of a Christ without a cross."

    But my students' "dogma aversion" (as one put it) goes liberal Protestantism one further. These young people aren't just allergic to dogma. They are allergic to divinity and even heaven. In the religions of their imagining, God is an afterthought at best. And the afterlife is, as one of my students told me, "on the back burner."

    What my students long for is not salvation after they die but happiness (or, in the case of Euphorianity, euphoria) here and now. They want less stress and more sleep. (In fact, two student religions — Sertaism and ZZZ — emphasize the importance of a good night's sleep.) They want to discover themselves and to give voice to their discoveries. They want to experience joy because of their bodies, not despite them. And they don't want to be told what to do with those bodies, or with whom.

    My students are not libertines, however. A religion that takes the lyrics of the reggae star Bob Marley as gospel (Eudaimonism) says nothing about smoking pot. The founders of Zen Boozism (a "religion of togetherness" in which alcohol lubricates the pathway to "self-expression and self-discovery") insist that its followers drink in moderation. And a faith based on the grooves of rapper Tupac Shakur teaches that those who do not follow the ethical injunction to "respect the rhythm" will trade in a glorious postmortem "After Party" for eternal silence.

    A couple years ago, Andy Deemer, a documentary filmmaker from Brooklyn, advertised for a new messiah for a new religion. The pay was $5,000, and the only requirement was that the winner spread the word for a couple of months.

    The winner, and the subject of my god, Deemer's not-yet-completed documentary, was Joshua Boden, a bassist in a rock band called the Angelic Bombs. The religion Boden invented goes by the Church of Now, and one of its 14 precepts is "This life is the one that counts; this IS your eternal reward." To which I can practically hear my students cheering, "Amen!"


    What of tradition?

    In their final exam this past semester, I asked my students to reflect on whether young Americans are the canaries in the mines of more traditional religions. Study after study has shown that American college students are fleeing from organized religion to mix-and-match spirituality. So what will happen to what one of my students referred to as the "religions of discipline" when this millennial generation (born in the late 1970s through the 1990s ) grows up? What will today's youth do with religions whose ethical injunctions arrive as strict commandments rather than friendly suggestions? Will they be able to abide religions that divide the human family into the saved and the damned, that present as absolute truth what they suspect is mere speculation?
    My students' projects suggest that traditional religions are in trouble. Of course, these young people might eventually see the light. Who cares about heaven or hell when there is a party to go to and a hot young thing eager to meet you there? But after college, after your children are born and your parents die and your body grows old, traditional religions might look more appealing.
    One of my students, Carrie-Anne Solana, told me that the religions her colleagues presented in class amounted to nothing more than "organized atheism." "They took normal human impulses," such as eating, drinking, sleeping, having sex and socializing, she said, "and justified them under the title of religion while not offering any form of explanation into why we are here, where we came from or where we go when we die."
    Even so, I can't help but think that priests, rabbis, imams and ministers would do well to engage in interfaith dialogue not only with one another but also with this "spiritual but not religious" generation. One of the biggest challenges to any ancient faith is to adapt to modern circumstances and then, as circumstances change, to adapt again. American religious institutions are, as a rule, doing a poor job of listening to and learning from this millennial generation. Far too often, religious services in the USA are of the adults, by the adults and for the adults. And don't think young people aren't noticing.
    Yes, the religions that students conjure up in my courses tend toward vagueness and relativism. Often they seek to entertain as much as to enlighten. But because they are invented rather than inherited, these religious creations provide a glimpse into the concerns and convictions, hopes and fears of young Americans, who are slouching not toward Bethlehem or even atheism, but toward new ways of being religious — ********** ways that ancient religions ignore at their peril.
    Stephen Prothero is the chair of Boston University's Department of Religion and the author of Religious Literacy: What Every American Needs to Know — And Doesn't.


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    GOVERNMENT REPLACED RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    big government.. if we still had the small pre-1913 governments, laisez-faire, liberitarian, the one that respected property rights, and did not try to invade our lives... than Religion would still have a purpose in this world.

    Karl Marx, socialism, that led to progressivism, big government, fascism/communism..

    that is what killed religion.. Government makes all the rules now.. there is no room for any other organization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks View Post
    GOVERNMENT REPLACED RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    big government.. if we still had the small pre-1913 governments, laisez-faire, liberitarian, the one that respected property rights, and did not try to invade our lives... than Religion would still have a purpose in this world.

    Karl Marx, socialism, that led to progressivism, big government, fascism/communism..

    that is what killed religion.. Government makes all the rules now.. there is no room for any other organization.
    EXACTLY right on again Pooks!

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    Umh I would more likely say that science makes religion obselete since it answeres allmost all question religion was invented to answere.

    We dont need a sun god anymore because now we know the sun is just a glowing hot gas of fusing hydrogen. We dont need lightning god anymore because its just simple electricity. We are begining to construct synthethic life out of basic chemicals so soon there is no need for a god to explain the origin of life.

    Only thing left to explain is what triggered the big bang and then we have removed all need for the supernatural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kärnfysikern View Post
    Umh I would more likely say that science makes religion obselete since it answeres allmost all question religion was invented to answere.
    so science has not been around until the last 10 years or so?

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    That's kind of narrow. Religion does much more than merely answer questions. Religion appeals to our emotional side and our need to feel apart of something bigger than ourselves.

    Specifically, religion gives meaning and to the extent that one lives up to that meaning, it gives self-esteem (or value). Although science can provide the same, not everyone has the capacity to be steeped in the rigors of the scientific method. Religion, by contrast, is simple enough for everyone to understand. We need illusion too because life is as hard as steel.

    Than there's the question of how we deal with our mortality and the overall absence of justice in the world. Religion denies death (e.g., the afterlife) and claims that "you'll get yours later on (e.g., in the afterlife)." Science doesn't doesn't deny death and is largely indifferent to the questions of justice. Both religion and science have there place.

    Yet, as Carl Jung said, organized religion is a defense against the religious experience. So I guess it really depends on how you define religion. For example, a religion can be used for "answers" ( when reading the denotations of the text) and a religion can be used to open you up to experience (when reading the conotations of the text). That really depends on both motivation or literary capacity of the reader.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kärnfysikern View Post
    Umh I would more likely say that science makes religion obselete since it answeres allmost all question religion was invented to answere.

    We dont need a sun god anymore because now we know the sun is just a glowing hot gas of fusing hydrogen. We dont need lightning god anymore because its just simple electricity. We are begining to construct synthethic life out of basic chemicals so soon there is no need for a god to explain the origin of life.

    Only thing left to explain is what triggered the big bang and then we have removed all need for the supernatural.
    Last edited by Mike Dura; 02-04-2008 at 01:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura View Post
    That's kind of narrow. Religion does much more than merely answer questions. Religion appeals to our emotional side and our need to feel apart of something bigger than ourselves.

    Specifically, religion gives meaning and to the extent that one lives up to that meaning, it gives self-esteem (or value). Although science can provide the same, not everyone has the capacity to be steeped in the rigors of the scientific method. Religion, by contrast, is simple enough for everyone to understand. We need illusion too.

    Than there's the question of how we deal with our mortality and the overall absence of justice in the world. Religion denies death (e.g., the afterlife) and claims that "you'll get yours later on." Science doesn't doesn't deny death and is largely indifferent to the questions of justice. Both religion and science have there place. Yet, as Carl Jung said, organized religion is a defense against the religious experience. So I guess it really depends on how you define religion. That which answers (the denotations of the text) versus that which opens you up to experience (the conotations of the text).
    well put.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13 View Post
    so science has not been around until the last 10 years or so?
    What do you mean? Many countries in europe, especialy the scandinavian countries, have been quite atheistic for alot longer than 10 years. Nowdays its quite odd to even find a devoute christian, so far in my life I have only known one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura View Post
    That's kind of narrow. Religion does much more than merely answer questions. Religion appeals to our emotional side and our need to feel apart of something bigger than ourselves.
    Well science can provide the same feeling. Nothing has made me feel apart of the universe as much as studying physics.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura View Post
    Specifically, religion gives meaning and to the extent that one lives up to that meaning, it gives self-esteem (or value). Although science can provide the same, not everyone has the capacity to be steeped in the rigors of the scientific method. Religion, by contrast, is simple enough for everyone to understand. We need illusion too because life is as hard as steel.
    I agree that not everyone will replace religion with science. But it is quite possible to do so.

    Offcourse people are always attracted to mysticism and science can not provide that so there will always be religious people around.


    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura View Post
    Than there's the question of how we deal with our mortality and the overall absence of justice in the world. Religion denies death (e.g., the afterlife) and claims that "you'll get yours later on (e.g., in the afterlife)." Science doesn't doesn't deny death and is largely indifferent to the questions of justice. Both religion and science have there place.
    Well I dont think the fear of death nessecarly is reason enough for religion to survive. Everyone I know is a atheist and no one is worrying much about dying. offcourse if you push them a bit most will confess they belive you live many lifes or there is some kind of afterlife, but I dont se fear of death pushing people towards any of the old religions anymore. Maby you could define them as religious but not beloning to any religion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura View Post
    Yet, as Carl Jung said, organized religion is a defense against the religious experience. So I guess it really depends on how you define religion. For example, a religion can be used for "answers" ( when reading the denotations of the text) and a religion can be used to open you up to experience (when reading the conotations of the text). That really depends on both motivation or literary capacity of the reader.
    I have to say I dont have a clue what the words denotations and conotations mean and Im a bit to lazy to look it up in a swedish/english dictionary

    But I dont se how religion opens someone up to experience anymore than reading a good novell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kärnfysikern View Post
    What do you mean? Many countries in europe, especialy the scandinavian countries, have been quite atheistic for alot longer than 10 years. Nowdays its quite odd to even find a devoute christian, so far in my life I have only known one.


    That's my point. Atheism follows socialist countries.


    Well science can provide the same feeling. Nothing has made me feel apart of the universe as much as studying physics.



    I agree that not everyone will replace religion with science. But it is quite possible to do so.

    Offcourse people are always attracted to mysticism and science can not provide that so there will always be religious people around.




    Well I dont think the fear of death nessecarly is reason enough for religion to survive. Everyone I know is a atheist and no one is worrying much about dying. offcourse if you push them a bit most will confess they belive you live many lifes or there is some kind of afterlife, but I dont se fear of death pushing people towards any of the old religions anymore. Maby you could define them as religious but not beloning to any religion.



    I have to say I dont have a clue what the words denotations and conotations mean and Im a bit to lazy to look it up in a swedish/english dictionary

    But I dont se how religion opens someone up to experience anymore than reading a good novell.
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    But you can not claim the goverment has replaced religion that is quite absurd.

    For that matter I would not call sweden a "socialist country". We are not Cuba or Venezuela.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/socialism

    so·cial·ism
    "1. Any of various theories or systems of social organization in which the means of producing and distributing goods is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.

    2. The stage in Marxist-Leninist theory intermediate between capitalism and communism, in which collective ownership of the economy under the dictatorship of the proletariat has not yet been successfully achieved."


    Sweden fullfills neither 1 or 2.

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    I'm a science guy, and not religious but imo science has still not answered much. Yeah, there is this crazy universe governed by a set of laws, and we understand the rules and how it works. Who made the rules, why is there any matter, what is beyond the limits of the universe. It's still enough to make your head explode.

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    I agree that if anything it is Science and Technology that is replacing religion.

    I mean, it seems to me that Science does more good in this world. What does religion do. Hmm...start wars and preach intollerance.

    And religion denies death? By claiming there's an afterlife? What a copout. That's just an excuse for saying you're afraid of the dark. Sooner or later Science will be able to extend our lifespans, and dare I say give us something close to immortality one day.

    Seriously, what use is there for religion now.
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    It is interesting that in Revelation some of the prophecies are that the people will become increasingly godless...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    It is interesting that in Revelation some of the prophecies are that the people will become increasingly godless...
    aren't you a scientist? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman View Post
    aren't you a scientist? lol
    Lol I was just pointing out an interesting statement from the book of Revelations. It was interesting, but a very indecisive and broad statement that could probably be applied to the present day of many times in history.

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    This is why Religion should always be secondary to Science, and why it is not a reliable source for much of anything:


    http://wcco.com/national/texas.exori....2.644726.html

    Texas Man Claims Wife Died During Exorcism



    ODESSA, Texas (AP) ― A man accused of killing his wife says he was trying to exorcise a demon from her when the devil entered his body and caused her to die, according to a police probable cause statement.

    Jan David Clark, 60, was arrested Friday after authorities went to his home and found Susan Kay Clark's body wrapped in a bed sheet with a cross and sword on top of it.

    Officers had gone to the home after being told that Clark had called a friend and said his 59-year-old wife was dead, said Sgt. Gary Duesler said the Ector County Sheriff's Office.

    Clark told investigators he had his wife pinned face down on a carpeted floor when she died.

    Clark was charged with murder and remained in the Ector County jail on Sunday in lieu of $300,000 bail.

    He had declined to comment at the jail and it was unclear whether he had an attorney to speak for him.

    The woman's body was taken to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office for an autopsy.

    Taryn Beck said the couple had seemed to be close.

    "They were like an old married couple," said Beck, 29, whose late grandfather was married to Susan Clark. "They would just roll their eyes at each other, but I never thought something like this would've happened."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
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    9. He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years.
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    10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
    11. Viva La Evolución!
    12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
    13. I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
    14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
    2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
    3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
    4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
    5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
    6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
    7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
    8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
    9. He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years.
    He’s Not Coming Back.
    Get OVER It Already!
    10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
    11. Viva La Evolución!
    12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
    13. I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
    14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
    15. People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs
    16. Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.
    17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
    18. GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
    19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
    20. God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
    21. God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
    22. When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!
    23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
    A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
    24. You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing
    25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
    26. Science: It Works, Bitches.
    27. “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
    28. I Found God Between The Sheets
    29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
    30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
    31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
    32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
    33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
    34. ALL Americans Are African Americans
    35. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
    36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
    37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
    38. If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
    39. JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
    40. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
    41. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made? A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
    42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
    43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
    44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
    45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
    46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
    47. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
    48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
    49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
    Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.
    50. No Gods. No Mullets.

    lol.... alot of great points but edgar poes qoute is best because its true

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