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  1. 03-28-2008, 10:23 PM #1
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    Red face masterbation = loss of protein!!??

    Ey up fellas i thaught id post a funy thing i heard today and get ur opinions/comments wateva lol...

    A friend of mine told me that by busting a nutt you will loose 6 grams of protein!!!??? he said he readit up sumwhere on the net!? is there any truth in this or is it 1 ov them old folks tales like ul get hairy palms etc..

    it got me thinking for a bit coz boxers or any other profesional fighters dont joust or choke the chiken prior to any sorta fight..do they? N e ways leme knw wats up!

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    Most bodybuilders shoot it in their own mouth, that way they break even.
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    could someone move this to the lounge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    could someone move this to the lounge?
    I wish I could, they won't let me
    It's reported and requested.
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    apparently, your buddy has beat off so much that he's also now losing brain cells. clue him in.
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    ^^^^So you are saying masturbation causes apoptosis? I thought it just caused the acute inability to correctly write the word "masterbation"?
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    Shvt....I wack off sometimes 3 times a day......I need to quit I could be huge if not for that fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Most bodybuilders shoot it in their own mouth, that way they break even.
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    Last edited by DSM4Life; 03-29-2008 at 10:41 AM.
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    actually most body builders shoot into each others mouth's to avoid any potential for injury
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    gayest thread so far today
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  11. 03-29-2008, 11:14 AM #11
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    No wonder I'm not getting any bigger.
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    You also lose carbs in the form of fructose, but you probably already noticed that. LOL
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    wow.... gross.

    but how could anyone possibly think that you lose protein in your wad? c'mon....

    on a side note...
    2bshredded - your avy is hawt.
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    i also find my boys to be great moisturizers. especially on those extra dry areas under my eyes and around my nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Most bodybuilders shoot it in their own mouth, that way they break even.
    This is true. I do the this aswell. I lie on my back jerk off directly into my mouth.
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    BTW, if you're with a girl tell her you want that shit back and snowball with her.
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    I seriously fvcking hate these threads so much that i'm ready to go kick someone's ass, seriously. These threads and the stupidity the question contains makes my blood boil.

    If someone were to slit my throat right now, they'd get hit in the eye with boiling blood.
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  18. 03-29-2008, 12:44 PM #18
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    ^^It sounds like someone needs to go rub one out to help relax. Just remember to have a shake afterward.
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    I guess I will never have any protein left than
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    Quote Originally Posted by CheddaNips View Post
    gayest thread so far today
    This may be the gayest thread ever !!
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    obviously you arent on here every day then. Theye are a ton of these threads
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    okay first if any body builder eats thier own cum... they got mental issues..and the only reason why fighters do have sex before a fight because it increase's testosteroine..I dont know how to spell that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE! View Post
    Ey up fellas i thaught id post a funy thing i heard today and get ur opinions/comments wateva lol...

    A friend of mine told me that by busting a nutt you will loose 6 grams of protein!!!??? he said he readit up sumwhere on the net!? is there any truth in this or is it 1 ov them old folks tales like ul get hairy palms etc..

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    hapi muttin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    ^^It sounds like someone needs to go rub one out to help relax. Just remember to have a shake afterward.
    I rubbed one off before coming on here and noticing this stupid-ass thread.

    If I had a penny given to me for every single "does jacking off decrease test/protein levels" thread, i'd be rich enough to buy out Microsoft.
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    6 grams? He must have a small load, mine are at least 25gms. Worth every gram too.
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    Im gonna go lose some protein to that vid that legobricks posted...brb
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    Quote Originally Posted by CheddaNips View Post
    obviously you arent on here every day then. Theye are a ton of these threads
    I guess not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    ^^^^So you are saying masturbation causes apoptosis? I thought it just caused the acute inability to correctly write the word "masterbation"?


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