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  1. 03-27-2008, 10:23 AM #1
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    christ and zombies

    So... if you believe in the death of christ and ressurection of christ on easter and such, then you cant deny the existance of zombies.... so... hah!
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    holla. point for you. lol.
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    thats retarded!
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    haha, that's goods stuff.
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    but wait if zombies exist then vampires and werewolf's also exists and unicorns
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    how bout leprichans!!!!???? i want a pet leprichan!!!
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  7. 03-27-2008, 01:42 PM #7
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    vampires do exist... haven't you seen all those shows on TLC and discovery, where those people (who claim to be vampires of course) drink blood and only come out at night... ya know... all that vampire jazz... lol
    and everyone knows it's not "werewolf", it's lycans... duh.
    and one more thing... i own a unicorn, so if that's not enough proof for all you naysayers, take it to the field and sit on it.
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    That is like saying that if you believe in the truth of the Bible you support incest.

    Everyone came from Adam and Eve.......was it ok then?

    Sick!!!

    I have always had a problem with that concept of the Bible. However I love the lord and am a christian.

    Thought I would throw in my two cents...
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    I love Jesus, and zombie movies.
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    and bty jesus lived as the son of god and came back as god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    how bout leprichans!!!!???? i want a pet leprichan!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyr...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheArtist View Post
    vampires do exist... haven't you seen all those shows on TLC and discovery, where those people (who claim to be vampires of course) drink blood and only come out at night... ya know... all that vampire jazz... lol
    and everyone knows it's not "werewolf", it's lycans... duh.
    and one more thing... i own a unicorn, so if that's not enough proof for all you naysayers, take it to the field and sit on it.
    LOL I went to rehab with this guy, n his little 13yr old bro was a gay vampire. We walked n on him n his little gay vampire friend, pretty fvckn strange. I asked him why he didnt have fangs n he got all pissed n threw a tempertantrum n said the blood lines were all messed up so he didnt have fangs. I then asked if hes a vampire how does he get a hard on( being dead n all id assume u cant get wood) he threw a n64controller@me n stormed out of the room. Fvcked up times, fvcked up people
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    I love Jesus, and zombie movies.
    so if I made a movie were jesus was a zombie i bet u would be all over that shit ay???
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    and bty jesus lived as the son of god and came back as god.
    what bible have you been reading?
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    all this thread proves the exsistance of is idiots.
    sorry man..jesus made me say it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    all this thread proves the exsistance of is idiots.
    sorry man..jesus made me say it.
    HAHAHAHAHA, thats ownage at its best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    but wait if zombies exist then vampires and werewolf's also exists and unicorns
    no, i said nothing of that sort... and just cause one 'mythilogical' creature exists, doesnt mean others do... i was pointing out the zombies one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    all this thread proves the exsistance of is idiots.
    sorry man..jesus made me say it.
    hahah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonada8 View Post
    no, i said nothing of that sort... and just cause one 'mythilogical' creature exists, doesnt mean others do... i was pointing out the zombies one...
    I want a pet dragon!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    all this thread proves the exsistance of is idiots.
    sorry man..jesus made me say it.
    was it zombie jesus that made u say it???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    so if I made a movie were jesus was a zombie i bet u would be all over that shit ay???
    lol passion of the undead christ
    or... night of the living jesus.


    i'd watch it!
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    can we make it like shaun of the dead? but focused on jesus? haha
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    You have to check out "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4

    It's one of those "B" movies thats so awefull, it's actually funny. Yes it's really a movie, not a joke trailer!!! http://imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

    Red
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup View Post
    You have to check out "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4

    It's one of those "B" movies thats so awefull, it's actually funny. Yes it's really a movie, not a joke trailer!!! http://imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

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    im deff buying that shit
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    Hello ... My name is Jesus..
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    Hey I just hit 600 posts because of jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by rager View Post
    Hey I just hit 600 posts because of jesus
    i just hit 5073 because of jesus
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    i just hit.... however many posts i have.... because of me.








    oh, and jesus.
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    I just hit the bottle because of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
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