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    Dudes Rubber Broke

    Dued i banged one of my exes last night and second time i hit it the rubber broke should i be worried?? i never had one break befor

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    She on birth control?

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    No Idea i did not ask we just kinda call each other when we are drunk and hook up

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    I wouldnt sweat it.

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    Yeah, don't sweat it. Kids can be fun sometimes.

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    ahhh ! iv been practiceing my stomach kicks J/K!

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    just remember the actual chances of getting her prego are low enough, dont worry
    thats why they have abortions

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJuicer View Post
    just remember the actual chances of getting her prego are low enough, dont worry
    thats why they have abortions

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    move and change your name. Problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I wouldnt sweat it.
    dude you just sayed this lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike954 View Post
    dude you just sayed this lol
    Thats why i wouldnt sweat it. I use fake names

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    Plus, you have nothing to worry about. Guys can't get pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    Plus, you have nothing to worry about. Guys can't get pregnant.
    he did say Dude's rubber broke

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    i was thinking about Jhon Doe or Steve Smith, Mcloven what you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike954 View Post
    i was thinking about Jhon Doe or Steve Smith, Mcloven what you think?
    I like to use names i know. mix it up a little

    I think this week i'll be Mike Blome

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    hahaha

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    well women can only get prego a handfull of days a month
    +1 for you
    On those days she can get knocked up studies show women seak out more masculine alpha type males instead of emo's to mate with. You vist a steroid board
    so most likely -1 for you
    She may not be on bc
    -1 for you
    sounds like you blew it inside her
    -1
    Sperm count may be low cause you visit a steroid board
    +1
    It's way tougher than you think to knock a girl up in one shot
    +10 for you

    I get like 1/10 chance you slid one past the goalie 10%

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I like to use names i know. mix it up a little

    I think this week i'll be Mike Blome

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike954 View Post
    dude you just sayed this lol
    Pro-choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJuicer View Post
    just remember the actual chances of getting her prego are low enough, dont worry
    thats why they have abortions
    thats a disgusting comment and sad that someone would think thats funny

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    Have you had your HIV shot ?

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    ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    well women can only get prego a handfull of days a month
    +1 for you
    On those days she can get knocked up studies show women seak out more masculine alpha type males instead of emo's to mate with. You vist a steroid board
    so most likely -1 for you
    She may not be on bc
    -1 for you
    sounds like you blew it inside her
    -1
    Sperm count may be low cause you visit a steroid board
    +1
    It's way tougher than you think to knock a girl up in one shot
    +10 for you

    I get like 1/10 chance you slid one past the goalie 10%

    hahahahaha Very good logic.

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    You're fine. The gun wasn't loaded if it was the 2nd time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    well women can only get prego a handfull of days a month
    +1 for you
    On those days she can get knocked up studies show women seak out more masculine alpha type males instead of emo's to mate with. You vist a steroid board
    so most likely -1 for you
    She may not be on bc
    -1 for you
    sounds like you blew it inside her
    -1
    Sperm count may be low cause you visit a steroid board
    +1
    It's way tougher than you think to knock a girl up in one shot
    +10 for you

    I get like 1/10 chance you slid one past the goalie 10%
    Are u saying a steroid forum is killing our spearm count???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    Are u saying a steroid forum is killing our spearm count???
    The radiation from your computer screen

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    The radiation from your computer screen
    Damn! Im on hear all fvckn day, i bet my swimmers are down for the count by now...

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    Testosterone, Sperm, Babies, end of life as you know it...

    Guys on Test. have low sperm count. Your swimmers ain't swimmin, bud.
    Some countries you can get Test. prescription for male birth control.
    Guys on Test. often have to come off to get their wife pregnant.

    -BigLittleTim

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLittleTim View Post
    Guys on Test. have low sperm count. Your swimmers ain't swimmin, bud.
    Some countries you can get Test. prescription for male birth control.
    Guys on Test. often have to come off to get their wife pregnant.

    -BigLittleTim
    BS. I know lots of people woh have gotten girls prego while on. Post the question on the board i bet you get 20 guys on here that have gotten their girls knocked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    Plus, you have nothing to worry about. Guys can't get pregnant.
    LOL!! I wonder where he got those gloves. 99 cent store, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    Are u saying a steroid forum is killing our spearm count???
    Seem to remember reading somewhere sperm count lowers drastically on Test... Was considered for possible male contraceptive at one time...

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    best of luck dude, i had that happen... but i wasnt on cycle... and she was on BC... and still got prego... best thing would be to man up and have her get the nextday pill.. .unless shes on bc...

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    Ahhhh I'm going to buy your new lil' guy a onesie that says 'Baby's 1st Barbell'.

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    BTW shut of your cell and dont answer your door on fathers day

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    BTW shut of your cell and dont answer your door on fathers day
    ok thanks

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    I think she might be pregos if you left them inside her. You better make sure she's cute and shes the one. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    BTW shut of your cell and dont answer your door on fathers day
    HAHAHA LOL...
    Happened to me a couple of years back, she got pregnant but had a miscarriage a month after. The funny thing was it was a one night stand and I didn't even know the chicks name. But I was shitting my pants for the entire month.

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    damm that sucks toron. Did you even tell ur parents or anyone close to u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    damm that sucks toron. Did you even tell ur parents or anyone close to u?
    Parents....HELL NO!!!! They'd probably chop off my balls and give it to my dog.
    I only told my brother, he laughed and called my an idiot.

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    that sucks bro. The good thing is that hopefully you learned from you're experience.

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