Just almost punched my neighbor out!!!!

[FREAK]

check it out!I just moved recently bought a house.So my neighbor has this little dog that he likes to let just run around his yard no leash or anything so the little facker keeps coming in my yard .Now i have a dog to a black lab. so i get home from work after a 11.5 hr day im sitting tryn to eat supper and the dog keeps runnin up to my door all around my yard now my dogs going crazy!So i go out there start yellin at the dog to go home so he comes out of the house and tells me to stop yellin at his dog now the dogs in my yard harrasing my dog day after day.He says he's gonna let him wander where ever he wants wether i like it or not so to make a long story short i end up right in his face tellin him to fack himself and so on ready to drop this dude then my wife comes out pullin me back in the house im resisting ready to kill this m#####facker my kids seen it now shes pissed at me ugggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

[dirtball_619]

grab the dog by its scruff and chuck it back into his yard, with force. no law against it i dont think. it aint animal abuse because it was showin its teeth at you remember?

[FREAK]

hes tryin to tell me where my kids can play how much noise i can make i cant take it anymore

[shifty_git]

Invest in landmines.

[FREAK]

well there is a leash law in my town next time i see that fackin dog im gonna call the dog catcher.But for him he's not gonna be that lucky

[jAcKeD!!!!]

yo grab the dog throw it inyour car car somewhere far and let er go.

[shifty_git]

So he lecturing you about ya kids and telling you where they can / can't play, yet his dog can do anything it wants?

What an a-hole.

[FREAK]

hes like so thats how it is?I.m like ya thats how it is motherf###r

[FREAK]

So he lecturing you about ya kids and telling you where they can / can't play, yet his dog can do anything it wants?

What an a-hole.

yup unreal

[Amorphic]

get a leash and tie the dog up in the neighbours yard

[FREAK]

theres a doctors office across the st from me so my kids have permission to ride thier bikes and shat like that over there.he doesnt like that idea he says well if your kids do it others will follow wtf?

[Reprisal 6]

If your dog is aggressive, let your dog out of the house.

[FREAK]

get a leash and tie the dog up in the neighbours yard

the little prick wont come i cant catch it

[FREAK]

If your dog is aggressive, let your dog out of the house.

my wife wont let me.She was so pissed at me at first she thought i over reacted untill my son told her what happend that was probally the closest i've been from not smackin this guy

[FREAK]

I'm actually surprised the cops didnt show up

[NATE0406]

yeah bro i would just call the dog catcher and let him deal with it. the guy will get the point if he has to always come get his dog from the pound.

[FREAK]

this happend 2 hrs ago and im still ripped

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

talk to the man politely.

if he still refuses and is a jerk, get the local authorities/dog catcher involved.
Afterall, this is all happening on your property, a dog without a leash, etc..

either he would have to comply, or bye bye to his bitch....lol

[FREAK]

i feel kinda bad that my daughter had to see it tho!my son was like DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[NATE0406]

plus you dont want to cause any reason for LE to be around your house questioning you. next thing you know you beat this guys ass and your all over the news for having "roid rage".

[FREAK]

talk to the man politely.

if he still refuses and is a jerk, get the local authorities/dog catcher involved.
Afterall, this is all happening on your property, a dog with a leash, etc..

either he would have to comply, or bye bye to his bitch....lol

i tried big sexy this aint the first time its happend i have talked to him he says he feels bad that the dog is on a leash

[FREAK]

plus you dont want to cause any reason for LE to be around your house questioning you. next thing you know you beat this guys ass and your all over the news for having "roid rage".

thays another thing he says oh big tough guy huh.

[number twelve]

i agree with bigsexy, and hasnt this dude seen your forearms? why would he dare step to you? lol
let us know what happens bro

[FREAK]

oh its on the next time he opens his mouth!!!!!Its probally not the right way to handle this tho

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

oh its on the next time he opens his mouth!!!!!Its probally not the right way to handle this tho

lol, no...no its not


put the dog in front of your tire, and step on the gas jk!


shoot it with a paintball gun. then, it would stop coming on yr property and being bothersome

[FREAK]

im mean cmon who does this fackin guy think he is

[FREAK]

lol, no...no its not


put the dog in front of your tire, and step on the gas jk!


shoot it with a paintball gun. then, it would stop coming on yr property and being bothersome

thats not a bad idea

[FREAK]

well bros im going to bed i will keep u posted

[PEWN]

donkey punch all of them...

[jAcKeD!!!!]

im with you ramblin, punch em in thehead next time , tell em whats up.
thats how i would handle it . worst can happen you get charged big deal.
you will never have a prb with him again, i know this isnt the rite way.. but thats how i take care of things here.

[Oki-Des]

When I read the name of your thread I remembered my own story of when I about punched out my neighbor. It was over a small dog and then I opened your thread and read your incident. I had almost the same experience.
Oh my god I hate that SOB. He is so stupid as to not know he is simply being inconsiderate. It sucks because your only recourse is to keep calling the authorities until they put it to sleep, which sucks. It is not the dogs fault its owner is a moron.
Good Luck, I know exactly how you feel.
Did you ever see throw momma from the train?
Criss cross

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

I got an idea break a glass into small pieces put it in a treat or dog food and feed it muahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHRRR RRGGHHH




im sane

[Kratos]

My dog liked to take dumps in the neighbors yard.

One day I get a bag full of dog crap on my doorstep and a note attached. Pick up your dog crap, this is how.

And I got a call from the dog warden wanting proof my dog is registered, she isn't, I didn't want to pay the dog tax every year.

[paulzane]

Buy some chocolate flavoured exlax (laxatives) from the Drugstore and put them in your yard. When the little sh1t eats them it will be shittin all over his house. If it eats too much it will DIE .... good luck .... I hate neighbours with small dogs!!

[dupa95]

Buy some chocolate flavoured exlax (laxatives) from the Drugstore and put them in your yard. When the little sh1t eats them it will be shittin all over his house. If it eats too much it will DIE .... good luck .... I hate neighbours with small dogs!!

Big bump poop indahouse cures all!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gators]

go tell a Chinese Restaurant about your problem, they'll be happy to help ya

Seriously, what someone said about going and having a polite discussion w/ the knucklehead is the best way, knocking this dickweeds head off will only make things worse, but i agree sounds appealing. If he is still a prick, go through the proper channels to fix the situation, remember, your kids are watching you, they learn by what you do, not what you say (that's been a learning curve for me).

Good luck!

[almostgone]

Make a video or take pics of the neighbor's dog on your property. That way it's not just your word against his. After you have video proof, call animal control or if the dog is a real nuisance, call the police.
Unless you're dead set on dropping the hammer on your neighbor, try to hold off on tearing off his head and sh!tting down his neck. Anyone that doesn't take care of their animals and allows them to roam loose is a real POS, and there's no use wasting your time on him.
I feel you pain on this situation.We have mastiffs and take great pains to keep ours on a leash and under our control when we're off of our property. It really burns me up when lazy SOBs don't have the courtesy to do the same with their animals.

AG

well there is a leash law in my town next time i see that fackin dog im gonna call the dog catcher.But for him he's not gonna be that lucky

[jaydub]

spray the dog with the hose or something. a paintball gun might land you in jail. don't get violent with the owner either, then you'll be the aggresor.. if you really have to, call the cops. they'll make him keep it off your property, and they'll document the issue. then it's all on him

[Flagg]

This neighbour of yours sounds like he's been there for awhile and is prolly used to getting his own way. Do you live in the States? Over in England I think you could report him to the local council for noise pollution or whatever, I don't know who or what you could report this guy to.

[_CrossroadS_]

Laxative, eye drops in some wet dog food, paintball gun, rat poison, trapping it and shaving all of its hair off, teaching your dog to shit in his yard, letting your dog eat his dog, giving your kid an air rifle.

All of the above are viable alternatives.


If all else fails have your kids play in his yard all the time. Tell him as long as the dog is playing in yours, your kids will play in his.