National Coming Out Thingamagig

**Warrior** · 10-17-2002, 05:29 PM

In the spririt of all the post about being gay - I just felt like sharing something with everyone:

I am a heterosexual male, AKA - straight.

I just thought I would share and let everyone know how I feel about woman... thonks!

This is no flame or nothing - just proving a point. No one really cares around here - unless you like to draw attention to yourself or looking to get a PM "buddy" (this IS a fitness forum), forget it.

**palme** · 10-17-2002, 05:43 PM

Im not gay either but if i were a women id be a lesbian

**Warrior** · 10-17-2002, 05:46 PM

LMAO

**jamotech** · 10-17-2002, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by palme
Im not gay either but if i were a women id be a lesbian

In the words of the late great commedian Sam Kinnosin " If I was a woman i'd be a lesbian OHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

**BLOOD** · 10-17-2002, 06:59 PM

Goddamn posts about sexual orientation, oh well, it's better than hearing about religion. Lesbians rule

**clockworks** · 10-17-2002, 07:12 PM

god, i >wish< i was gay... it would solve so many of my female problems....

-clocky baby

**RageControl** · 10-17-2002, 08:36 PM

Do you really know your not gay? You know what they say you never know you really dont like something till you try it!

p.s im not going to try it !

A Human anus is a one way street

**jamotech** · 10-17-2002, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by clockworks
god, i >wish< i was gay... it would solve so many of my female problems....

-clocky baby

from your signature it sounds like your halfway there

**Warrior** · 10-17-2002, 09:01 PM

I KNOW I AM NOT. I love breasts (natural more than implants) and there ain't nothin' like da feeling of some poontang

- and no dude... you get the point... And even though chicks can be a real pain in the ass - errrr, hehe... I said pain in the ass... it is the natural order of things too. No reason to let the human race die out and not populate it with my offspring! Okay, bad point.

**Pete235** · 10-18-2002, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by RageControl
p.s im not going to try it ! A Human anus is a one way street

Not a valid arguement bro. I'm sure all the straight guys here have used their computers and Internet Providers for they were actually meant for...downloading porn!

Now think hard and be honest, every single site offers a variety of options on whichthumbnails to view right? Anal pics are just as common, if not more so, than other types of pics. So what's the deal with that?

**Buddha_Red** · 10-18-2002, 05:49 AM

LOL i love that post!

Im straight too but who really gives a damn? no one except my wife im sure =P

**gunner27** · 10-18-2002, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Warrior
In the spririt of all the post about being gay - I just felt like sharing something with everyone:

I am a heterosexual male, AKA - straight.

I just thought I would share and let everyone know how I feel about woman... thonks!

This is no flame or nothing - just proving a point. No one really cares around here - unless you like to draw attention to yourself or looking to get a PM "buddy" (this IS a fitness forum), forget it.

Congratulations on having the courage to come out as straight and be who you really are! Don't worry, I'll support you regardless of the lifestyle you choose. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

**Pete235** · 10-18-2002, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by gunner27
Congratulations on having the courage to come out as straight and be who you really are! Don't worry, I'll support you regardless of the lifestyle you choose. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

LOL!!!

***Pheedno*** · 10-18-2002, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by gunner27

Congratulations on having the courage to come out as straight and be who you really are! Don't worry, I'll support you regardless of the lifestyle you choose. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

gunner, that is absolutely hilarious, and quite fitting.

**jamotech** · 10-18-2002, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by gunner27

Congratulations on having the courage to come out as straight and be who you really are! Don't worry, I'll support you regardless of the lifestyle you choose. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

LMFAO, I wish I thought of that one myself,

**BELLICOSE** · 10-18-2002, 10:08 AM

Hey i finally got the courage to come out and tell you guys that i'm straight. I hope ya'll can understand.

Why don't we all go pick up chicks?

**str82hellnback** · 10-18-2002, 10:29 AM

Guys. Please withstand because no flames are necessary but.. I happen to be heterosexual as well. I know, I know, I shouldn't portray my sexuality publicly b/c no one cares but its like being irish on st. patricks day, its like wearing a top hot on lincoln day, its like wearing a rainbow shirt for being homosexual. As for me, I will watch lesbian porn b/c believe me, I am proud of my straightness and will never hide in the closet from perdition and being ridiculed again!!!! thank you all in advance for holding back from flaming.

**clockworks** · 10-18-2002, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by BELLICOSE
Why don't we all go pick up chicks?

lez do dis...=)

-clocky baby

**BELLICOSE** · 10-18-2002, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by st82hellnbak
Guys. Please withstand because no flames are necessary but.. I happen to be heterosexual as well. I know, I know, I shouldn't portray my sexuality publicly b/c no one cares but its like being irish on st. patricks day, its like wearing a top hot on lincoln day, its like wearing a rainbow shirt for being homosexual. As for me, I will watch lesbian porn b/c believe me, I am proud of my straightness and will never hide in the closet from perdition and being ridiculed again!!!! thank you all in advance for holding back from flaming.

You guys are cracking me up!!

**jamotech** · 10-18-2002, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by st82hellnbak
Guys. Please withstand because no flames are necessary but.. I happen to be heterosexual as well. I know, I know, I shouldn't portray my sexuality publicly b/c no one cares but its like being irish on st. patricks day, its like wearing a top hot on lincoln day, its like wearing a rainbow shirt for being homosexual. As for me, I will watch lesbian porn b/c believe me, I am proud of my straightness and will never hide in the closet from perdition and being ridiculed again!!!! thank you all in advance for holding back from flaming.

The straight community needs more people like you, if we all had the courage you did maybe our way of life would be accepted by everyone.

**Warrior** · 10-18-2002, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Pete235

Not a valid arguement bro. I'm sure all the straight guys here have used their computers and Internet Providers for they were actually meant for...downloading porn! Now think hard and be honest, every single site offers a variety of options on whichthumbnails to view right? Anal pics are just as common, if not more so, than other types of pics. So what's the deal with that?

I have never gone up the out hole. Not interested. Especially when my favorite part produces this natural lubricant stuff

- and has this great effect once I am in.

If a girl actually asked me to - I would say "WHY?"

Any girls on here actually like this? Time to be candid... ok mods?

(I take that back - I almost slid in the wrong area before in an awkward position - but quickly reorientated myself.

)

**BLOOD** · 10-18-2002, 10:11 PM

Man this thread just got funnier, and funnier! :LOL: As for warrior's statement of the human anus being a one way street, as pete235 stated there are all sorts of photos and movies of people "receiving it from the wrong hole" on this information super highway and they feature ladies (for heteros like me) as well as the gay gents who like that sort of thing. That's not to say dikes er... lesbians can't participate in this sort of fun as well. I can thankfully say I've never been near a gay site because I'd probably go blind. Now both sexes are capable of receiving this "form" of intercourse, as well as giving no matter what kind of two or more people are engaged in this act be it guy on guy, babe on babe, or guy on babe, or babe on guy. So now your thinking "BLOOD just exactly what kind of women is capable of giving such a feat to another person?" Well they are a variety of instruments that can be used for women to achieve this. But then that brings up the question of the exact defnition of anal intercourse? Does an actual penis attached to a man have to be used? We'll lead this open to arguement. So just exactly what did you mean by the human anus is one way street? If your saying it leads straight (no pun intended

) to homosexuality in men then you are mistaken. A straight man is capable of enjoying the pleasures of anal intercourse without another guy behind there...
Another intresting thing is my friend is studying law was looking over a book that states all the things a person can be arrested for and according to this book (which is Canadian) it is illegal to have anal sex and it is illegal to interupt people having sex privately. I thought he was full of shit when he told me but then I read it and I was like "WTF?" I should try to get it scanned so u can see this shit.

DISCLAIMER:
I have never personally been involved in any sort of anal stuff or viewed any anal stuff outside of a guy givin it to a girl. The reason I'm rambling on like this is because I ate something "magical" and it makes you think about the deeper meaning of things and bring up intresting points like this. God I'm starting to sound like that Nat dude, except for he told us to leave rec drug usage out of this board... wait maybe they won't know what magical implies and they'll all just think I'm crazy if they don't already.

I just thought of something I read out of an old issue of MAD Magazine when they were making fun of that movie the birdcage:

Dude1: "As a straight man I feel uncomfortable watching those gays guys dance around half naked in drag!"

Dude2: "Is that because your predjudice?"

Dude1: "No because I'm sexually excited!"

I'm looking forward to all the responses! I just wanted to make this thread really interesting!

**BOUNCER** · 10-19-2002, 01:13 AM

I'll be straight here for a second, actually if it's all the same I'll stay straight, so I'll come to the point. Regarding your ass being a one way street, mate try alittle rimming with your girl friend sometime!. I've had it done to me a few times, and MAN DID I SHOOT A LOAD!!.

Bouncer

**Carlos_E** · 10-19-2002, 08:08 AM

Tossing a salad?

hehe

**tatty** · 10-19-2002, 11:01 AM

this thread is hilarious. bunch a goons!

Yes regarding bouncer's statement, I've heard that thing about massaging the prostate for guys...but under no circumstances will I allow any sort of penetration up the bunghole.

**Big Rush** · 10-21-2002, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by skid
ya' know, when it comes to a discussion of in-holes vs. out-holes, comparing what she sheds every month to your measly teaspoonfulls, I consider the vagina an out-hole ... that said, I still don't want to go anywhere NEAR one

ya don't know what your missing...

**BigMike J** · 10-21-2002, 09:24 PM

Does it count if your g/f likes to stick her finger up your ass during sex...what if you actually like it, just curious.. not that she does that to me.

**BullDogg20** · 10-21-2002, 10:29 PM

ahaha on my god, this thread is hilarious

tossing the sald is fu&king gross, you guys are sick

keep this shit going i love a good laugh

**str82hellnback** · 10-21-2002, 11:13 PM

Please Please gentleman, keep your composure and dignity in this time of pain and suffering; True, True, I surely recognize and feel strong compassion for those of you who are being ridiculed b/c of your heterosexuality but I too my good men, I too am straight and as odd as this may seem, like to have my arse licked. I wish you all the best on your journey to outwit the homosexual majority and justify your unhumane and beastly inate behaviors. But until we can rise as a nation of hetero's we will not be able to pronounce that we will not go quietly into the night,we will not be heterosexual's without a fight. We will go on,b/c we are straight in sexuality and in mind,we will outlast our un respected rights and overcome. We are the people of heteroland, and today,we celebrate, our coming out of the thingamajig day,,,,,,,,,!!!!

**Carlos_E** · 10-22-2002, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by st82hellnbak
Please Please gentleman, keep your composure and dignity in this time of pain and suffering; True, True, I surely recognize and feel strong compassion for those of you who are being ridiculed b/c of your heterosexuality but I too my good men, I too am straight and as odd as this may seem, like to have my arse licked. I wish you all the best on your journey to outwit the homosexual majority and justify your unhumane and beastly inate behaviors. But until we can rise as a nation of hetero's we will not be able to pronounce that we will not go quietly into the night,we will not be heterosexual's without a fight. We will go on,b/c we are straight in sexuality and in mind,we will outlast our un respected rights and overcome. We are the people of heteroland, and today,we celebrate, our coming out of the thingamajig day,,,,,,,,,!!!!

Carlos_E shoves st82hellnbak back into the closet and nails the door shut!

**BigMike J** · 10-22-2002, 05:50 AM

I think we should organize a march.

**broncojosh** · 10-22-2002, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by skid
yes, it means you're a pre-fag ... watch out bro - it's a slippery slope to buttplugs, dildoes, and then some diesel mofo's "finger"

haha, lmfao!!! I can't believe all you straight guys, including myself in that catigory, don't like the old "top" hole! I've never met a guy that had a girl finally say okay, him try it, and then not like it. There should be no rules in the bedroom guys...things not tried, are things missed!

**Carlos_E** · 10-22-2002, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by BigMike J
Does it count if your g/f likes to stick her finger up your ass during sex...what if you actually like it, just curious.. not that she does that to me.

Along those lines check out this thread... HILARIOUS!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...0&pagenumber=1

**Warrior** · 10-22-2002, 02:03 PM

I love woman as we get into our upper twenties... they start to think more like us and just want to get some every so often. When your younger it is more about kissin' ass and playin' the game.

BTW, I need to start bringing a jimmy to school now

this chick wants to do a quickie... I'll keep ya'll posted. (I returned to college this fall)

**BigMike J** · 10-22-2002, 03:32 PM

Nothing wrong with being a freak... my brother was telling me about his g/f and anal beeds up his ass. To be honest it was more then i wanted to know but i couldn't help but thing "hMM maybe i should stick some anal beeds up my ass then have my g/f pull them out just as im about to cum" Anyway i just thought i would share that since everybody else is sharing.

Peace

**symatech** · 10-23-2002, 10:12 PM

lol, you guys crack me up.

heres a tip -most of you probably know it- next time your gettin head from your girl have her tug down on your balls -Not Too Much!!!- right before you orgasm....its soooooo badass

**m16a2** · 10-24-2002, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by RageControl
p.s im not going to try it ! A Human anus is a one way street

That's a matter of opinion actually. What if your wifey and you just kinky one night? I've met women who love to use the 3rd door.

**Butch** · 10-24-2002, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by rampage76

That's a matter of opinion actually. What if your wifey and you just kinky one night? I've met women who love to use the 3rd door.

I know that girl too...her name is Back Door Sally isn't it?

**m16a2** · 10-24-2002, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Butch

I know that girl too...her name is Back Door Sally isn't it?

heyyyyy.... how do you know about Sally?!?!?!!!

**RageControl** · 10-24-2002, 07:03 PM

That's a matter of opinion actually. What if your wifey and you just kinky one night? I've met women who love to use the 3rd door.

Trust me i get a little agressive in the sack theres no woman on earth that wants me up there butt they wont walk straight for a week.

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