
Originally Posted by
MuscleScience
I was once in the woods no one there accept me and Tren. We heard a noise outside our tent after cooking some trout that Tren single handed pulled out of the river with his teeth.
Well anyway we heard this noise so I went outside to see what it was. Wouldnt you know it, it was a big F-ing bear. This bear was not just any bear, it was a genetically modified grizzle that the US government had set loose in alaska to combat the Russian commie bastards that tried to sneak through the woods of Alaska.
So the bear says to me, are you an advanced scout for the coming Russian invasion?
Well me being the polite person I am said, "no sir Mr. Bear I am just a lone fishermen Im up here trying to catch some fish." This bear was seriously pissed and was not buying my bullcrap story about me being a fisherman. When in all reality I was up there scouting terrain to built my Large Hadron Super Collider. But I felt that the bear didnt need to know anything about this.
Just when i thought I had the bear completely fooled and was going to get out of the situation. Tren Pipes up and yells to me not knowing there is a Red hating bear out here, Hey you commie bastard you forgot to put the Fly on the tent to keep the rain from coming in. The bear looks at me and ask me who the hell was that. Now keep in mind the bear is genetically programed to kill all commies, it doesnt help that Tren goes and runs his big ass 400 time more Anabolic than test Mouth.
The bear says "so your no commie ahh, (the bear is canadian) and asked who the hell that was. I said you do not want to know who that is. He says why the F not. Because he is Tren, and Tren is pretty much sent from the gods, and he binds to the androgen receptor a shat load more than Test.
Well about that time Tren comes out of his tent. And anyone that has ever known Tren, it makes you think you can fight a bear. Well Tren has a temper as you all know and he gets pissed and fly's off the freaking handle. I have never seen such a fight in my life.
Tren and the Genetically Enhanced Super Commie Hating Bear are going at it. It was a fight like I have never seen. After much violence of biblical proportions Tren gets the upper hand on the bear. Tren then pulls a mortal combat move on the bear and rips his heart out and proceeds to eat it.
I have never seen such a crazy string of events in my life. Long story short I will never take Tren again.....LOL