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  1. 10-01-2008, 08:47 PM #1
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    New workout machine

    I am thinking about picking one up , anyone use it ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPn_V3PP-8Q
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  2. 10-01-2008, 08:50 PM #2
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    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

    The stupid shit that actually sells!
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    Does that mean you don't have one yet ?
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    hahaha I LOL'ed



    turned me on actually...
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    I wonder if it can take the weight of TWO...........thinking something lol
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    HAHA that's kinda hot actually, I'll take the one on the right...
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    I wonder where those girls got the idea for that? Being on top is a great workout.
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  8. 10-01-2008, 09:15 PM #8
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    I've produced the same results for women just laying on a flat bench and giving them an i-ride...lol
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    Wow what a waste of 650$
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    My loins hurt just watching that crotch chaff'er
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    For some reason I am aroused....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    For some reason I am aroused....
    Aroused? I dont know if its the gram of test or what but I had to go hit the bathroom after that.
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    I was waiting for a close up of the one on the right.
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    lmao thats some funny shit
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    I'd like to see a four hundred pound fatty on that thing, "watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle"
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    wow. my grundle aches from just watching it
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    is there a viberating dildo attachment for the ladies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noobee View Post
    is there a viberating dildo attachment for the ladies?
    or DSM?

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  19. 10-02-2008, 10:23 AM #19
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    it remind me shitter and riding a women at the same time
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    LMAO! Did you notice that little maple leaf flag in the corner Cal? You silly Canadians, what will you think of next But yeah, ive got a hard on from watching this........Here's an idea ladies, go get fvcking laid! Same effect and its free. Except for fat chicks, "fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by abbot138 View Post
    LMAO! Did you notice that little maple leaf flag in the corner Cal? You silly Canadians, what will you think of next But yeah, ive got a hard on from watching this........Here's an idea ladies, go get fvcking laid! Same effect and its free. Except for fat chicks, "fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay!"
    was it blue maple leaf or red? I didnt notice. next we canadians think of artificial d!ck

    if it was blue then it will explain everything.
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    i carnt believe some dip shit would pay $650
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  23. 10-02-2008, 11:13 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    was it blue maple leaf or red? I didnt notice. next we canadians think of artificial d!ck

    if it was blue then it will explain everything.
    No it was red....is blue the Quebec flag??
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    unbeleavablyfunny sh*t! you guys r killin me.
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    That was fantastic! I'll take the one on the right!
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    that blonde is making me horny
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  27. 10-02-2008, 12:09 PM #27
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    well its cheaper than a sybian for the ladies
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    This has nothing on 'THE BEAN'



    You cant drive over that rocker with a HUMMER can you?
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    that's absurd. I like the one that looks like a stool and you just spin back and fourth and in no time you will have a six pack!

    LoL I can't believe people buy this crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmittyTheOX View Post
    This has nothing on 'THE BEAN'



    You cant drive over that rocker with a HUMMER can you?
    hahaha my friend actually has that. i don't think it's ever been used, just takes up space in the garage where all the equipment is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    hahaha my friend actually has that. i don't think it's ever been used, just takes up space in the garage where all the equipment is
    I never understood why they felt the need to run over it with a Hummer.

    It was a H2 I think, so that makes it just shy of 3000kg. Must be piece of mine for all those 3 tonne people trying to work on their 6 pack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmittyTheOX View Post
    I never understood why they felt the need to run over it with a Hummer.

    It was a H2 I think, so that makes it just shy of 3000kg. Must be piece of mine for all those 3 tonne people trying to work on their 6 pack.
    lol i never seen the infomercial before. but thats good to know so i don't have to worry about popping it when i throw it out of my way.
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    check out this exercise machine, garanteed to burn the calories! The Body Bouncer
    google it, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
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    ROFL! LMFAO! im crying and i can't help it! thats some funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121 View Post
    i carnt believe some dip shit would pay $650
    calling me a dip shit huh? we'll see
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    I got a better abb workout laughing at this stuff then these women did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noobee View Post

    check out this exercise machine, garanteed to burn the calories! The Body Bouncer
    google it, lol
    Lmfao...... I love it, just bounce and bounce
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    This is nothing new they've had one of these at my local strip joint for years!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    hahaha my friend actually has that. i don't think it's ever been used, just takes up space in the garage where all the equipment is
    I have a friend that specifically bought one of these to use as a video game chair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abbot138 View Post
    No it was red....is blue the Quebec flag??
    nah Its toronto......We in Calgary dont like them
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