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    My Max Payne review…

    In short, it’s barely okay, with decent FX. It engages you throughout only because of the anticipatory hopefulness that it’ll fulfill its potential, which simply never happens. Every good way this film could have gone was almost conspicuously avoided, instead the beleaguered title character lumbers through the film searching for answers that though interesting, don't save this film.

    No one wanted this movie to be great, or at least very good more than I, a la “Wanted” and “Hancock”, two films which did manage the latter. Nevertheless, anyone who sees this based on the trailer, and thereby under the auspices of a new TNT Classic, “Movie For Guys Who Like Movies” will be invariably disenchanted. Of course every feature has its moments, this one had too many obstacles to overcome namely a weak script, a suspect plot, subpar acting (excluding Mark), and only hints of what was alluded to by the trailer which is cropped with the very best FX it provided. Although other worldliness in itself is largely intriguing, a la "Constantine", which this reminds me a whole lot of in its monumenal failure to deliver, your hard earned cash would be much better spent on “Eagle Eye” or “Body of Lies”.

    So as much it pains me to say this, "JUST PASS!"
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    kinda what I thought. I didn't want to see it much

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    It is ridiculous that someone, with your stature, would give a review that I couldn't not read without a dictionary. Didn't you relize before you posted such a monstrosity that you were on AR....As soon as I finish with sentence three I will have more to say....


    Thanks for the heads up....Nice to hear from you as always...How's the film coming?

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    Any Movie with Mark Wahlberg I pretty much avoid anyway.

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    I have heard some mixed reviews, I'll see it when it goes to the dollar theaters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    It is ridiculous that someone, with your stature, would give a review that I couldn't not read without a dictionary. Didn't you relize before you posted such a monstrosity that you were on AR....
    Harsh 10!

    I actually suppress my vocabulary quite a bit here while trying to maintain my identity. Guess I should do so further though...thanks for the critique, er commentary, eh statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Any Movie with Mark Wahlberg I pretty much avoid anyway.
    Sup Muscleman???

    I beg to differ as I throughly enjoyed: The Happening; Shooter; We Own the Night; The Departed; Invincible; The Italian Job; The Perfect Storm; Three Kings; and Boogie Nights.

    I think he's compiled quite an impressive resume!
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic32 View Post
    Harsh 10!

    I actually suppress my vocabulary quite a bit here while trying to maintain my identity. Guess I should do so further though...thanks for the critique, er commentary, eh statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Any Movie with Mark Wahlberg I pretty much avoid anyway.
    Thats harsh! He was Marky Mark!! The funky bunch!! Good Vibrations!!

    I watched Max Payne last weekend and i knew it would be a huge budget movie but i wasnt expecting much on the story or action, i personally loved the lighting and camera work on many scenes, so it was artistic the director is talented for sure.
    However the story drags and there is a lack of action really, even the little action is too fast and too few moves to make it fun to watch. Another few hundred million wasted by hollywood.

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    My first 2 thoughts upon walking out of the cinema, having been a fan of the game for years.

    1 Not enough bullet time, thats what made the game.

    2 Where was all the internal monologue from Max?

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    Was an ok action movie, not that bad but not that good either.

    I feel they could have done a lot better, and based the movie a bit more on the game.

    Hitman was far better.

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    it was alot better than the new norton movie which SUCKED

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    Well i never played the game, and never knew it was a game until i walked into the movie. Anyways it was decent, ill give it a 6/10. I guess i was not expecting a lot from it so i was entertained. Not a movie i plan on buying though.

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    What magic said.

    The trailer sold the movie, and will sell the soundtrack.

    I won't even down load that movie when it's out.

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    I had high hopes for that movie but it sucked so bad.

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    it sucked. i was so dissapointed.

    it was the only video game that i actually played for more then an hour straight. i skipped school the day it came out to play it.

    so i was hopin it would own up to the game... not even close

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it sucked. i was so dissapointed.

    it was the only video game that i actually played for more then an hour straight. i skipped school the day it came out to play it.

    so i was hopin it would own up to the game... not even close
    I feel you on that...Broke a fcking controller over the blood line level, that was such a pain in the ass.

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