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    Chimpanzee kills woman

    Sorry...I think this is the most hilarious 911 call ever. Why the fk would you have a chimp as a pet? You can hear the chimp in the background LOL...

    This happened in CT, by the way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrB2zXWr-lk

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    sad......that lady sound crazy

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    yah, I saw that on the news this am during cardio...

    that was pretty messed up.

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    LOL


    I couldn't help but laugh


    Did the chimp actually rip the other chick into pieces?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    LOL


    I couldn't help but laugh


    Did the chimp actually rip the other chick into pieces?
    Yes that what the news said....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Yes that what the news said....
    So this whack job woman locked herself in a car while her friend was being torn apart. What a ****...

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    I don't feel sorry for either of them. That's what you get for messing around with wild animals. Let the animals be animals.

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    I heard the lady was in critical condition, did she die??

    I feel sorry for the chimp. I don't think its his fault.

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    that chimp has an attitude problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    that chimp has an attitude problem.
    it was Roid Rage !!

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    1) Im sure if any of us witnessed a chimpanzee ripping a human apart, you wouldn't be "LOL"ing, you'd be ****ing mortified.

    2) How the hell does one buy a chimpanzee for a pet? Surely you must need a licence. Chimps are renowned for being aggresive, its Bonobos that are peaceful.

    Tragic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    1) Im sure if any of us witnessed a chimpanzee ripping a human apart, you wouldn't be "LOL"ing, you'd be ****ing mortified.

    2) How the hell does one buy a chimpanzee for a pet? Surely you must need a licence. Chimps are renowned for being aggresive, its Bonobos that are peaceful.

    Tragic.
    true.
    I also wouldn't sit in my car watching my friend get f'ed up.

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    This was actually not too far from where I live. The lady tried to save her friend. She grabbed a butchers knife and stabbed it a few times in the back. The cops said it was so strong that it was unphased by the stabbings. It was a 200 lbs chimp that they said has at least twice to 3 times the strength of a human man that size. It pretty much ripped the victims face off from what I hear. The cops did not want to shoot it. It opened the car door of one of the squad cars and entered the car where the police officer was to go after him. He shot it in defense.

    Pretty wild story. Aside from obviously trying to save your friend, I can't imagine how hard it would be to have to stab your own pet with a knife trying to kill it. I don't know if I could do that to my dog, let alone a pet that was closer to being human. That she dressed and fed steak and lobster to and ate dinner with since it was a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    1) Im sure if any of us witnessed a chimpanzee ripping a human apart, you wouldn't be "LOL"ing, you'd be ****ing mortified.

    2) How the hell does one buy a chimpanzee for a pet? Surely you must need a licence. Chimps are renowned for being aggresive, its Bonobos that are peaceful.

    Tragic.
    The laws in CT have changed over the last few years making it very hard to own a wild animal in your place of residence. I'm not sure how old it was, but I know she owned the chimp long enough to where she got him before the tighter laws were implemented. Basically she was allowed to keep it because He was grandfathered in to the previous rules.

    That being said, I know its still a wild animal but it wasn't AS wild as say a tiger or lion in my opinion. The chimp could dress itself, ate human food at the the dinner table with a fork and knife, slept in bed in pajamas, knew how to use keys to unlock doors and open them, etc.

    I'm not sure of the exact medication, but she gave him something like a zanex a little before the attack. Dr's now think that may have been the cause stating that human medications can react differently in certain animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo View Post
    The laws in CT have changed over the last few years making it very hard to own a wild animal in your place of residence. I'm not sure how old it was, but I know she owned the chimp long enough to where she got him before the tighter laws were implemented. Basically she was allowed to keep it because He was grandfathered in to the previous rules.

    That being said, I know its still a wild animal but it wasn't AS wild as say a tiger or lion in my opinion. The chimp could dress itself, ate human food at the the dinner table with a fork and knife, slept in bed in pajamas, knew how to use keys to unlock doors and open them, etc.

    I'm not sure of the exact medication, but she gave him something like a zanex a little before the attack. Dr's now think that may have been the cause stating that human medications can react differently in certain animals.
    its spelled xanax my man, and yeah thatll do it to ya. its a CNS depressant and pretty strong benzo. i tripped out once while on xanax and tried to fight my brother. i got knocked the **** out though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo View Post
    The laws in CT have changed over the last few years making it very hard to own a wild animal in your place of residence. I'm not sure how old it was, but I know she owned the chimp long enough to where she got him before the tighter laws were implemented. Basically she was allowed to keep it because He was grandfathered in to the previous rules.

    That being said, I know its still a wild animal but it wasn't AS wild as say a tiger or lion in my opinion. The chimp could dress itself, ate human food at the the dinner table with a fork and knife, slept in bed in pajamas, knew how to use keys to unlock doors and open them, etc.

    I'm not sure of the exact medication, but she gave him something like a zanex a little before the attack. Dr's now think that may have been the cause stating that human medications can react differently in certain animals.
    Dude...chimps are the only animals that have been PROVEN to form "gangs" and attack other gangs. They frequently hunt, kill and cannibalize their own.

    Chimps are indeed wild animals and should be left in the wild where they can be wild without ripping some dumb ass lady's face off. Bringing a wild animal into your home is begging for problems.

    She dressed it up and fed it lobster, gave it Xanax? This lady has some fkin issues. If her friend that got killed was my mom or something, you can be damn sure I'd be suing this lady.

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    that was horrible, I couldnt listen to much of that, people in distress really freak me out, I'm going to vomit. I had no Idea chimps were capable of something so brutal. I would fight a chimp tho, just to see how strong they really are, and now I hate them anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    that was horrible, I couldnt listen to much of that, people in distress really freak me out, I'm going to vomit. I had no Idea chimps were capable of something so brutal. I would fight a chimp tho, just to see how strong they really are, and now I hate them anyways.

    Fighting a chimp, hell fighting most wild animals IS NOT ADVISABLE. As stated in this thread, chimps have something like 3 times the power of a human, pound for pound. In the wild, most animals kill for food...chimps are one of the few animals that kill for the hell of it. Ive seen tribes of chimps in nature documents corner animals and literally kill it for the sake of it. They can be really evil bastards. It really isn't hard to see how we evolved from chimpanzees and how we keep certain traits. By comparison, Gorillas are very gentle primates.

    I don't blame the chimp for this. Prehaps it had a bad reaction to the drug given it before. Sometimes dogs just go off on one. Ive heard something as minor as a smell or a sound can trigger something in a dog to attack someone or something.

    Cats still go out and kill birds and mice. Animals will NEVER be truly domesticated by humans.

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    I lol the whole time. Wrong i know but funny.

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    Man, you guys are right, that clip is hilarious to listen to!! Do you also like to laugh at the 9/11 devastation videos, or victims of war, etc.? Those are just as funny. Put yourself in the woman's shoes for about two seconds and you'll really think it's not that funny--even if it was just plain stupid to own that thing as a pet.

    Is this funny too?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCHhovMxgo

    (It's not related at all to the chimp attack; I'm just trying to make a point.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overhaulz View Post
    Man, you guys are right, that clip is hilarious to listen to!! Do you also like to laugh at the 9/11 devastation videos, or victims of war, etc.? Those are just as funny. Put yourself in the woman's shoes for about two seconds and you'll really think it's not that funny--even if it was just plain stupid to own that thing as a pet.

    Is this funny too?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCHhovMxgo

    (It's not related at all to the chimp attack; I'm just trying to make a point.)

    lol, thats just creepy.

    And there is a huge difference between 9/11 and a chimp attack. Thats like apples to oranges

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    lol, thats just creepy.

    And there is a huge difference between 9/11 and a chimp attack. Thats like apples to oranges

    Not really. It's okay to laugh at someone being killed in one video and not listen to people in terror in another? The world is full of too many dickheads.

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    yeah I don't find that funny at all.

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    The people who died in the 9/11 attacks had no control over their deaths. The woman getting mauled because she was dumb enough to hang out with a chimpanzee had full control over what she chose to do. So yes, I find the woman getting mauled by a chimp funny.

    FYI...I was watching the news last night, they had a woman on who had been bitten by the same chimp on a previous occasion.

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    Why again was the chimp on Xanax?

    My bitch sister in law takes it all the time and gets all moody and violent...

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    Its funny till it happens to you and then we want all the sympathy in the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Its funny till it happens to you and then we want all the sympathy in the world
    Well...I wouldn't hang out with a fkin wild animal, especially not one that could kick my ass. I'm not retarded enough to believe that an animal such as a chimpanzee is my homeboy. I find it funny when dumb people do dumb shit and get punished for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooomoto View Post
    Well...I wouldn't hang out with a fkin wild animal, especially not one that could kick my ass. I'm not retarded enough to believe that an animal such as a chimpanzee is my homeboy. I find it funny when dumb people do dumb shit and get punished for it.
    Yes I agree with the dumb shit and getting "punished."

    I'm not here to argue or down people or whatever. All I'm saying is shit does happen sometimes and it may seem comical in a cartoon, to someone else possibly, but when its a loved one then we may change how we feel about the situation. I live towards the Smokey mountains and people run into animals all the time in the park. I mean they get attacked by raccoons, bambi and shit. May sound funny but it ain't when your face is hanging off your skull. Animals don't think like us when its fight or flight time. Once the "enemy" is down they may not stop like most humans would in a fight. They bust heads and take names....

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    imagine watching your friends face being ripped off and their was nothing you could do as the chimp feasted (ate) her face... and chewed off her fingers - she had the chimp for a long time and knew it power that is why she was so crazy about it being shoot to death.

    not the first time chimps tore off a humans face either...

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    Rumor has it the "chimp" was Tai !

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    LMFAO you go boy

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    I read about this, horrible.

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    she is now in the cleveland clinic and is probably going to need a full face transplant. the cleveland clinic is the best place in the world for face transplants but its a 23 hour operation and she will need drugs the rest of her life to continue the cell growth in the repaired area. i dont know how you people can laugh about something like this. this lady had her nose ripped off, her eye sockets were completly crushed as well as her chin and cheek plus the skin on her face and hands were just about all tore off.
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    yea i was reading that today on the shitter..Thats F'd up.. poor lady.. but shouldnt be trying to keep a WILD FN animal as a pet.. Monkeys are no joke...I wouldnt trust a monkey for a pet, as much as i wouldnt trust my buddys friendly 60 lb pitbull..(by the way i love pits) around my 2 year old daughter.

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    man...i just listened to the recording...that was crazy..I hope the lady can still live a somewhat normal life.

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