I've decided I'm going to legally change my name

[Nathan]

Enough of this "Nathan' bullshit. Let's be honest here, nobody likes anyone that goes by the name Nathan. I sure as fuck know I do not. Every Nathan I know is ugly and stupid and sucks to be around. So, my new name will be Moe Mental. That's right Moe Mental. I think it's a "don't fuck with me" type of name and will suit my overall demeanor. Like for instance, say I'm raping me some puppies, everyone will just turn the other cheek and say, "That's Moe Mental for ya." Also, say I'm humping passers-by on the street, again, they'll say, "Normally I would be appalled right now but that name tag of his says he goes by the name Moe Mental and thus I expect this type of behavior should be normal for this guy. Carry on Moe." I will therefore be able to get away with stranger and stranger behavior I anticipate. Everything should fall into place nicely and every time people get together they'll say, "Let's give ol' Moe Mental a shout. That guy knows how to have a good time. Remember the time he ate that kid with the skateboard that gave him the finger? That shit was classic."

Please refer to me only as Moe Mental starting.....NOW!

[EXCESS]

But will you still have the transvestite tuna as your sidekick, Moe Mental?

[KeyMastur]

I'd think twice about that name. Soon people would be calling you M & M for short, and then you might get confused with those little green guys, or even Slim Shady himself. Now do you really want that ??? Wouldn't you rather be unique ??

It's kinda like Michael Bolton from Office Space - everyone keeps askin if he's related to the real one, if he likes his music, etc.

[sicilian40]

your new name shall be:

Hugh Jass

[Big Rush]

Dude, you rape puppies ............

in all seriousness, "moe mental" is a fine name...

[Aragorn]

Hello Moe

Aragorn

[JP1570]

thats fuckn hilarious

[sicilian40]

i still think hugh jass is better

[palme]

M & M

[ripped4fsu]

Nathan,, 'er I mean "Moe" or "M & M" or "Hugh Jass" or whatever the fuck it was... you are one wacked bro!!

Why don't you go all out like that Purple Fruit Cake from Minneapolis and just change your name into a symbol... but WHAT symbol...? it would have to capture the very essence of the complex person you are....
help me out here people... maybe something with Puppy or Charlie tuna... hummmmm

[Cycleon]

yeah - Mental - that sounds catchy

[David B.]

Originally posted by sicilian40
i still think hugh jass is better

How 'bout Hugh Manatee?

--dnb

[Cycleon]

how about "hugh Maneater"

[ripped4fsu]

how about "Hugh gottabekiddingme"

[woodsy169]

I still like the old faithful name of "Mike Hunt"

[David B.]

Originally posted by woodsy169
I still like the old faithful name of "Mike Hunt"

Or Mike Ochs...

--dnb

[Nathan]

My favorite is Holden MaGroin.

[YZFR6]

nothing beats hugh g rekshon

[Shredz]

Mike Hawk or Ben dover

[Red Ketchup]

There is always Phil McCrevice, Ben Dovers brother

Red

[clockworks]

arg, no offence but your new name sucks...=) its so long that it messes up the way my browser renders the webpage...=P

-- C

[Cycleon]

I agree Clocky - I guess we will have to just change it back to plain old Nathan - no more dreams of Puffy and Prince (or rather teh artists formerly known as such)

[sicilian40]

shea kenbaik