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  1. 04-11-2009, 08:18 PM #1
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    Thumbs up Rabbits don't lay eggs

    I had to actually explain this to a woman today.

    Conversation started when I overheard her asking for "rabbit eggs".
    So I say "I'm sorry, but rabbits don't lay eggs"

    Her: (laughs) "I'm aware we don't eat rabbit eggs, but I'm pretty sure they can make them ("can" I guess if they try hard enough was her point )
    Me: "No, I'm sorry again but they're actually mammals.. and mammals, like humans, don't lay eggs"
    Her: "But birds lay eggs and they're mammals so that can't be"

    Me: (actually stumped for a second) "No wait, I'm pretty sure a bird is not a mammal, mammals have hair, birds dont, I think that makes them birds and not mammals"
    Her: (laughs again now more embarrassed) "Well I'm still not sure.. blah blah"

    Me: "Well all I can tell you is a rabbit makes eggs as much as a chicken makes milk, which is never".

    random small talk follows conversation ends

    I mean I can understand Easter confusing people but seriously, I thought we learned this shit in first grade.
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    They lay choclate eggs LOL
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    does that mean I am not gonna get my rabbit eggs from the Easter bunny this year???

    Damnnn Bo, you ruin everything !!!!!
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    Poodles are mammals
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    Well that's just friggin dandy Bo, now your screwing up my easter. I am not even going to look for easter eggs tomorrow now.
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    lmao, I'm ruining so many peoples Easters now! luv it
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    I love my own eggs!!! lol....
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    We cool? Haven't seen in the Mens Room lately.
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    Rabbit eggs.

    Some people are too stupid to let live. Too bad you didn't have one on hand to kill so you could hand her the bloody ovaries and say "Happy Easter!"
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    I passed a brown egg this morning.
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    flies lay eggs on a rabbit, the eggs then hatch into maggots, which then eat into the living flesh of the rabbit.
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  13. 04-11-2009, 08:58 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    We cool? Haven't seen in the Mens Room lately.
    Yeh I thought you werent cool with me which is why I was still avoiding it.

    I've only held a grudge here against one person and it was actually one of the most liked people on these forums till he left (swolecat when he suspended me and in the reason put "just because I don't like you") Thats one thing that genuinely got me heated.

    But we are def cool.
    I prob still wont be in there though just wayy too many emotions going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    flies lay eggs on a rabbit, the eggs then hatch into maggots, which then eat into the living flesh of the rabbit.
    yeh I hear flies do that on shit too, maggots will eat anything gross little fvckers
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    the platypus has fur and lay eggs, maybe he is the real easter bunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    the platypus has fur and lay eggs, maybe he is the real easter bunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    the platypus has fur and lay eggs, maybe he is the real easter bunny
    oh shit!! hmmm i'm gonna get my nephews a platypus and say thats the real easter bunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    That is going to be my new Easter Pus.....

    fuvk the bunny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    oh shit!! hmmm i'm gonna get my nephews a platypus and say thats the real easter bunny
    I think so....we might have to change the world on this one...Just makes sence to me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I think so....we might have to change the world on this one...Just makes sence to me....
    Easter Platty!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Easter Platty!!!
    lmao....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Easter Platty!!!
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    This is how you make rabbit eggs


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    I hadda actually google "do platypus's lay eggs?", fvcking astonished.. if I see a bunny tommorow I'm gonna find the biggest rock I can to throw at the little lying mfkr.

    Then I'm gonna go smack a scientist around for classifying platypusses as mammals.. all a sudden it feels like the whole world is a lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Thats why we need road signs with pictures of sheep lying eggs on a highway.

    Pedestrians need to be warned, egg lying sheep can kill.





    .. well not really, never worked for deer lmao
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    oh wait, Im sorry, hes obviously just passed out after eating too many eggs.

    stupid me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Thats why we need road signs with pictures of sheep lying eggs on a highway.

    Pedestrians need to be warned, egg lying sheep can kill.

    Sheep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    oh wait, Im sorry, hes obviously just passed out after eating too many eggs.

    stupid me!
    He has done WAY too many egg shooters. I bet his farts are going to make everyone else look like him tomorrow. Bunny farts ain't no joke pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    Sheep?
    lamb? goat? wtf is it? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    lamb? goat? wtf is it? lol
    rabbit. are you on your phone?
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    isn't she hott ^^^^^^
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    isn't she hott ^^^^^^
    yes, and her mouth is sewn shut, what more could you ask for

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    He has done WAY too many egg shooters. I bet his farts are going to make everyone else look like him tomorrow. Bunny farts ain't no joke pal.
    I think one massive fart blew him 50ft in the air and he died when he went splat on the pavement.
    Sometimes my farts do that too, which is why I always wear a parachute when I eat eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    yes, and her mouth is sewn shut, what more could you ask for

    as long as her lil vag and /or butt aren't sewn shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    rabbit. are you on your phone?
    No lmao.

    It was the ears that threw me off. Anytime I see a bunny their ears are perked up perfectly straight.
    + the hair is pretty long (use to rabbits with short hair) and the head looks flat (which is prob from whatever hit him)

    For some reason when I saw it the last thing it looked like to me was a rabbit, but yeh now I see it lol
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    I guess shes not into oral..
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    If carrots got you drunk then rabbits would be FVcked up!!!
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