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  1. 05-11-2009, 08:06 PM #1
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    Little advice boys....

    Ok so my girl decided she needed some new undies. So I though hey, if I go and pick them out, I'll get alot of the shit I like to see. So we go to the mall and this is where the problem starts....here are the events of the day:

    1. I see her with all these little undies and headed to "model" them,I am 9 weeks on so....boing!
    2.She asks me to go into the dressing room to see them cause she doesnt want to have to open the door each time......BOING.
    3. she gets naked in the dressin room......I aint thst strong so BOING. THEN...BANG BANG BANG in the dressin room (and we all know that when on it aint EVER a quickie! Plus she was tryin to be quiet...HAHA!
    4. We leave the dressing room to go get some more for her to "model" while leaving the D.R., I see this super hot chic "modeling" er undies....yeah so i am now getting another kickstand!
    5. I end up spending a ton of money on her new undies......

    Do you guys think she played me?!!! haha......
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    LOLOL! even if she played you or not banging in a dressing room is worth it!
    boing boing boing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan ^ View Post
    Ok so my girl decided she needed some new undies. So I though hey, if I go and pick them out, I'll get alot of the shit I like to see. So we go to the mall and this is where the problem starts....here are the events of the day:

    1. I see her with all these little undies and headed to "model" them,I am 9 weeks on so....boing!
    2.She asks me to go into the dressing room to see them cause she doesnt want to have to open the door each time......BOING.
    3. she gets naked in the dressin room......I aint thst strong so BOING. THEN...BANG BANG BANG in the dressin room (and we all know that when on it aint EVER a quickie! Plus she was tryin to be quiet...HAHA!
    4. We leave the dressing room to go get some more for her to "model" while leaving the D.R., I see this super hot chic "modeling" er undies....yeah so i am now getting another kickstand!
    5. I end up spending a ton of money on her new undies......

    Do you guys think she played me?!!! haha......
    What's important is that you got your business done. Also, you probably bought her some attractive "undies" which is a plus for you. I'd say you came out on top.
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    Sounds like a ****ing bargain to me.

    *jacks furiously*
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    did you get played?

    c'mon bro, that's a win-win situation right there!
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    chalk one up for spartan...not only did you get to do the dressing room lambada but you got a hand full of goodies that you get to have her model on your own time...win, win all the way around.
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    bro i think you got fvcked on this one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    bro i think you got fvcked on this one....
    Agreed. Sorry to tell you, but you definitely got screwed.
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    Thanx for the reassurance boys! I mean I KNOW I got fuked but I wasnt looking at all of the other perks of this deal. Too bad I had to leave town for a week today....didnt get to take pics of the modeled goods to take with me. Wonder if one of you fellas could run by the house and help me out......Guess theres always email if you guys arent up or it.....LOL
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    Maybe when I get home I can take some and change my avy to one like Polska's! He has the best fukin avies ever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan ^ View Post
    Maybe when I get home I can take some and change my avy to one like Polska's! He has the best fukin avies ever...
    Yup! you better do... I'll wait! lol...
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    oh we are gonna hold you to this...i will not forget, bank on that!!! LOL
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    haha! I am sure you fellas wont!
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    Bro you got played and should dump her and pm me her number and address. JMO
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    sooooo... u said u were gonna be gone for a week huh????? lmao... never show meat to a pack of hungry dogs.. lmao.....

    glad u got layed bro..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    sooooo... u said u were gonna be gone for a week huh????? lmao... never show meat to a pack of hungry dogs.. lmao.....

    glad u got layed bro..
    Still thirsty of va-jj!
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    well you didnt make a mess of any undies did you?
    cause you would have to buy some more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    sooooo... u said u were gonna be gone for a week huh????? lmao... never show meat to a pack of hungry dogs.. lmao.....

    glad u got layed bro..

    i agree LOL....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Agreed! pics pics pics pics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    bro i think you got fvcked on this one....
    so did she
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    You got ur Rox off and she got indies... Sounds like a good day
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    I am gonna have to bump this thread this weekend to add pics....but oh well duty calls. i guess i just figure I can help out my fellow horny ass test lovers! I am gonna try to get her to send some via email........there I go dangling that meat again...haha!
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