My sister dated guido, and He was a total asshat wore his sweat pants up to his knees and drove a POS comero and had more gold than Mr.T (not u T-MOS) Thought he was so cool he shit ice cubs.
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My sister dated guido, and He was a total asshat wore his sweat pants up to his knees and drove a POS comero and had more gold than Mr.T (not u T-MOS) Thought he was so cool he shit ice cubs.
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its not a pos camaro, its called an IROC (italian retard out cruisin)
but you know you're italian if you got a kitchen in the basement and plastic wrapped furniture.
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when you are the shit like me
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when you are on the show Growing Up Gotti.
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"Born to lose, Dying to win"
How do you know if your an Eggplant?
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how do you know if your an irish bastard?
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Shit...lol...Im a NY ITALIAN, but never like that--My father would of killed me and Im his only son!!
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LOL what if your daughter brought one of these clowns home HAHAHAHAHA
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...you wear sunglasses that don't provide any shade from the sun and you wear them at night and in clubs.
"Even sexier than Siggy"
Phuk, half my family looks like that. And the guys kind of do as well, just worse
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when you spend 5 minutes at the gym lifting and then 45 minutes flexing in the mirror.
"Even sexier than Siggy"
well ya, I stick to 50 minute workouts. If I could pose longer, I would
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i wonder if that pic of the guy is a member here?
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When you use the phrase: whats that fuucken kid loukin at!
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OMFG I know a guy that looks just fvckning like that i swear to god LMFAO
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jager bombs jager bombs jager bombs
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my grandma has a kitchen in the basement. And yes we are italian
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I dont know but Italian girls are the hottest for sure.
you can be a guido all you want. But I am bangin your sister because she's smuh-okin'
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send her my way bro.. she needs a real man.. lmao
"3 stars and a sun"
You're a guido if you are putting lip gloss in you over sized anus like lips!
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If you are under 40 yrs old and ever say- "Fahhhget about itttt"
If you ever claim to "know people"
If you drive a 3-series BMW that you didnt pay for (this is a dead ringer for guidos)
"Even sexier than Siggy"
I had a camaro, but it was a 69... is this acceptable? For the record, I never wanted an IROC
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A 3 series BMW is not the ringer, Mercedes is, and yes i drive a 335i but i pay for my own car and home.......I am Italian too....
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I beg to differ, the 3-series is the signature car of the 17-25 yr old guido. The key though is that THEY DIDNT PAY FOR IT.....If you bought it, most likely you are not a guido because you actually have a job making more than minimum wage. Remember, guidos dont work, if they do, they are either union laborers or landscapers...lol
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Fahhhget about itttt
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wait, wasnt there like 2 threads about this today?
"Even sexier than Siggy"
yah, but this is serious. Every chanel on tv cant stop talking about swine flu and this appears to be spreading at a much faster rate. I already feel the urge to go buy tanning minutes and some lard for my hair
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This is a pretty funny thread...
"3 stars and a sun"
guido rules!
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Comeonnnnn, I KNOW there are some genuine guidos on this board its a gdamn steroid forum. Come on and fess up.. be a proud guido.
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I was thinking about the fact that when I was younger (like 10 years ago) my older brother was a "guido".
But its funny because back then the only thing that made him a guido was a go-tee, shaved head and one earing.
NOTHING like the guidos today, in fact, he still looks the same but its weird how hes become a nonguido (even though he hasnt changed) because of the gotti breed of guidos.
And thats who I put all the blame on, that stupid fvcking gotti show that came out years ago. Because Im sure a mass of virgin italian boys saw those mfkrs looking the way they do and getting chicks and thinking they can get chicks by looking like a deushbag too.
Buts its funny if you think of what a guido *use to be* and a guido now, the guidos of the past have literally became just avg folk because modern guidos have pushed the envelope that far.. makes me sad to be italian.
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man that is freaking funny!!!!
physical pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside... The pain of quiting will lasts forever!!
you know your italian when you yell obsenities at chubby chicks and think your giveing them a compliment
you know your italian when you pull chicks just because your such a bad ass italian stepping in your iroc with lip gloss
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this guy is mall security at the mall i go to and just walks around all 5'4 of him and stares peopel down... has to be the funniest thing ever
physical pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside... The pain of quiting will lasts forever!!
you know your italian when black guys are thinking "wow, that guy can pee from three feet from the urinal" (hung like an italian)
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i love when people knock on italians and generalize guido as that term.. ive sseen a wannab guido of every single race possible
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def got second that italian girls are hot, but some act liek real fuken aholes those i hate, but yes i think best sex i had was italian girls. ohh wait greek was amazin too..wow i feel like an italian braggin so much lol
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