Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids, I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...